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I think Vince thinks that having the title technically up for grabs 24/7 makes every episode of every show can't-miss TV.

At least when Seth comes back, the Triple H feud will now have the extra wrinkle of both guys having suffered a devastating leg injury and still finished the match. Only Seth had a much worse leg injury, and actually won his match.

Just be grateful none of them said "They copied that off Toy Story!". That's what my son's big sisters said the first time they saw Empire.

Sheamus should win the tournament without using the briefcase. So then when Roman beats him for the title, he can cash in for the immediate rematch and lose that too.

Royal Rumble '89. Haku vs Harley Race for the title of King. You wouldn't think one wrestling ring could contain that much badass awesomeness. And it doesn't, as they fight outside a bunch. Harley looks old and broken down physically but he was only 45 at the time... although he only did have a few years left before he was managing in WCW. They do an unprotected headbutt battle in the ring and you aren't sure whether to cheer or cringe. Then they take it in turns to do the Diving Headbutt off the top and miss, and is Haku the only guy who stands counterpoint to the 'Regularly doing Diving Headbutts destroys your body' argument? Harley hits a Piledriver in the ring and later one on the floor, and even though Haku has a hard head gimmick (and in real life too) he still sells them because he's not an idiot. I wonder what it was like for whoever trained Haku to explain selling to him. "You have to act like it really hurt you." "I don't know what that feels like, boss". If they'd wrestled when Harley was a couple of years younger and had less wear and tear on him, they would probably have had a longer match. But this one was long enough, and good enough. Apparently these are the only two guys in Wrestling that Andre was legit scared of. Andre the Giant was an intelligent man.

OH MY GOD!!!! I totally forgot this one and I am so God Damn happy you reminded me of it. That is so going back into the vocabulary. The freaky thing is, I remember almost all of it. It was, like You think that you are sharp? You are not sharp. You view Wrestling only through limited delay ability. (line missing) An American pig to be tired of. Your shame is upon you like a flock of bees. For everyone except me and Rippa, a Japanese guy trolled the board once (about 15 years ago) and everyone thought it was poetic and loved it. And for some reason my brain decided it was really important I remember it.

Lee-Ya-Ke. Like Samoa Joe's real last name is pronounced See Ya Noah.

If you want framistan references, you'd have to go with DVDVR: One Man Gang you totally made me shoot cum out of my nose. It's a shame nobody remembers the really old references, like DVDVR: Is this shit hot? Like Molten even? Or Your shame is upon you like a flock of bees. But everyone would get DVDVR: Before ~! was cool.

I'd say here, because nobody really uses the Books forum to announce someone signed a book deal, and the Upcoming Movies thread is more for movies that have actually been made and are definitely going to be released. Whereas Zoe Quinn signing a book deal and selling the movie rights to the book to tell her side of the story is... somewhat game related.

No, that's wrong. Its DVDVR: I disagree with your assertion but cannot be arsed to respond appropriately.

Interviewer: "So, when Pogo got injured, did you mean to hurt him?" Terry Funk: "Well, I meant for him to hit the barbed wire that was down there. And I meant for him to hit the Glass that was down there. And I meant for him to hit the beds of nails that were down there. And I meant for him to set off the explosives that were down there. But... no, I didn't mean to hurt him".

DVDVR: We Invented Nova

She married Bram, she can't be that sensible.

The only thing I don't like about the idea of The New Day winning the World title is, they'd be unable to resist having the New Day split up and feud for the belt. Even if they're Freebird ruling the World title and hanging on to it by DQ or shenanigans every time, they'd still do something like have Big E win the Rumble even though he's already a third of the World Champion. Having them Freebird rule the tournament itself would be good though. If Xavier wrestles the first round, Big E the semi and Kofi the final.

Regal and Brookside you say? Steal that, Wyatt.

Does Lesnar's contract specify how many dates he works, or how many matches he has? Because I can't see them using up a bunch of his handful of appearances in one night, plus they don't want him to be Champion (or he would be), and they don't want him to lose meaninglessly. So basically, I don't think he'll be in it. Samoa Joe though... he's been in NXT long enough that he could be considered an NXT guy, rather than a TNA guy. And having him reach the finals and lose to Reigns on his first night could make him. The world needs a Samoan vs Samoan feud.

He has a background in Kempo!

Didn't they have a Horsemen T-Shirt design similar to that years later, that they dumped really quickly when someone mistook it for a Swastika?

DVDVR: Are you guys really from Death Valley?

So Humans is really good. It was on in June & July but I'm watching it now because TiVo.

Don't talk about Donald Trump that way. EDIT: Actually, Do.

It's November. They say he's out for 4-6 months. So he'll draw number 28 in the rumble, right?

She's only 41! Almost Famous came out 15 years ago!

The Mountain vs the Mouth