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J.T.

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  1. Undisputed 2 and Undisputed 3 are the best dumbest prison combat sports movies that only I have seen. Fuck Ivan Drago. Meet Yuri mother fucking Boyka Dudes are just getting knocked the fuck out in that video. I love it!
  2. Iko Uwais delivering asswhippins in The Raid.
  3. Let us remember the awesomeness of Dalton vs. Jimmy before the reboot fucks things up.
  4. There are no unique ideas in Hollywood. Kevin Smith also had a horror-comedy based on the Krampus legend coming out around the same time and had to rename his project to Anti-Claus. Despite feeling really weird about the premise, I'll probably check this out anyway since it is helmed by the man that gave us Trick 'r Treat and that movie was fucking awesome.
  5. Yeah, Zeuxis is the real deal. Ow, that Package Piledriver..
  6. AMAPOLA~! ESTRELLITA~! TINY PANTS~! FUCK YEAH~! Jesus Christ, that Tinkerbell outfit. I gotta go get some coffee or something.
  7. So the WWE Legion of Doom of Stardust and the shitty shitty shitty Ascension is now called Cosmic Wasteland and the Neville / Lucha Dragons that make up the WWE Justice League of America faction has yet to get a name.
  8. So now your Grimoire shows the front side of locked cards, but you can't flip them over to read the text until you unlock them. I am missing:: The Lighthouse Urrox Crota The Ascendant Sword Necrochasm Fate of All Fools Queenbreaker's Bow Dreg's Promise Osiris I am guessing that I will get cards for the PS exclusive content that is added to Xbox when TTK drops.
  9. Between the old school FX and another black man as a Jedi Knight, it is almost as if Lucas is targeting me personally to get me to buy a ticket to this fucking movie.
  10. Why are you mother fuckers posting trailers about movies you know are going to make me cry? I hate you all.
  11. Berto is not going to get it done and his chin Is suspect to combinations. I don't think even Money could sell Berto as a legit threat with a straight face and I expected him to take a safe fight as his swan song.
  12. Steelers will try to uphold the honor of the league by cracking Brady's clavicle but with our offensive line having the porous qualities of a sieve the size of the Eastern Seaboard, the game will probably end in tears for us and Brady will pick our defense apart like a murderous six year old with a beetle between his fingers. Steelers play the Ravens on October 4th so the Roethlisberger Death Clock is 24 days and ticking.
  13. Got past the Martial Arts Club in North Point. Got fucked up in the last round of Martial Arts Club in Central. Was pissed. Central MAC is a pain in the ass with my limited kung fu arsenal and only being at 120% health, but I think I can pull it off thanks to Leg Breaker totally wrecking strikers and brawler. I also need to take out a grappler or two earlier in the match. New strategy is to try to knock a grappler or two out of the ring to autokill them and thin the herd. My Face Rank is 3 and I need to get to 4 before I go out on any dates (this is my Lady Killer outfit playthrough). I've completed all of the drug busts in North Point and am saving the others until I unlock the safehouses in those parts of town, so I have artificially closed that option for earning Face Rank. It is my OCD at work. If I keep getting rekt in Central MAC, I'll push the storyline until I unlock races and win a few. Then I'll go out on dates after I buy my Lady Killer clothing. Finally killed a man with a fish!
  14. Logged on, got my free Lord of Wolves, logged off, back to fighting crime in HK. I should be online this afternoon to see if I can get some folks to help me with 32 PoE since I still haven't killed Urrox yet. If no one is online, back to trying to get past Central Martial Arts Club in Sleeping Dogs. Yay! Chatterwhite is in my Shader Collection! You can buy Faction Rank again but now you have to do it with armor materials, weapon parts, and ammo synths. OH SHIT, SON~!
  15. All I remember from this guy is a brief worked shoot career. Completely slept on his pro wrasslin days. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lOaleFap2Bg https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5an1Dj47NCg
  16. J.T.

    MR. ROBOT

    I think a lot of viewers who are annoyed with Darlene as a character have no concept of what "I did it for the lulz." is. If they did, Darlene's nonchalance and narcissism would make a lot more sense to them. That is why Darlene has personality issues with Trenton and Romero. They know that Darlene is not a true believer of the cause and her attitude can lead to carelessness that will get them all into huge amounts of trouble. The parallels between Darlene and Tyrell as they pertain to fsociety are very interesting. Darlene hacks for kicks while Tyrell has an axe to grind against E Corps for his dismissal and both are using fsociety as a means to an end without too much regard for the people involved. It will be interesting to see what Romero, Trenton, and Mobley do next season once they figure out what is what.
  17. This is the most beautiful fucking Terry Funk promo ever. The brilliance will make you weep.
  18. Jesus, I hate Lex Luger. The only reason he turned out to be such a wonderful seller is because he learned his lesson from the times he tried to no sell against Bruiser Brody and Bad News and got his ass beat for it. One thing I will give him credit for is his ability to lead a match as well as be carried, but again it took lumps and bumps to get that wisdom through his thick skull. Frequent turns really did transform him into a very smart worker that could either infuriate or inspire a crowd and he was equally brilliant in his role as a dominant heel or a convincing face in peril.
  19. When was the last time you ever saw anyone win a match by reversing a hip toss with a backslide pinfall? When did you ever see a man that worked traditionally as a heel win via backslide pinfall? This match is fucking awesome. I miss 70's matches where wrestling was wrestling and you didn't always have things like heel offense and face offense.
  20. I was shocked. For once, white people did not let me down but then I watched the news and rediscovered why I have no faith in most of them.
  21. Third Place? You might not get stuck with Fisher King after all, bro. The fact that NWA is killing your ballot disheartens me. I thought you would've had it a lot higher on your ballot.
  22. So Michelle Yeoh is getting her freak on with Will Yun Lee this season on Strike Back as the co-antagonists. YES~!
  23. This is exactly what I did. Small car FTW.
  24. J.T.

    MR. ROBOT

    To my dismay, YouTube has vids of the Dwyer suicide. Not for the squeamish and very disturbing since you're watching a poor man with the weight of the world on his shoulders blow his brains out on live television, but worthwhile if you can manage to sit through it because you will get a better sense of what Esmail was apeing in that suicide scene..... which in retrospect I am increasingly finding to be rather tasteless.
  25. It is the catch-all term I use for all schmoozing with female NPC's for the sake of plot progression and whatnot. I hate Bioware and Rockstar for making girlfriends and romantic interests a near requirement for their games because it always feels tacked onto the story..
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