Ultimo Necro

God, thats a better heel promo than anything non-WWE at the minute "Ya know something Jeff Shreeves brutha, we were amazing and the FA and all these fans can stick it. Why dont you ask Michael Cole what he thinks brutha, he's got such a good wrestling mind"

Meng could leave my vehicle covered in crap, chicken bones and beer cans all over it and I would still agree that he has kept his promise.

The Jarrett monologue and the slow-mo shots of him walking in NYC feel very Kenny Powers to me. Starring Karen as April Big-cannons and (hopefully) Borash as Stevie Jankowski.

Oh ya, Fargo was pretty decent. Martin Freeman killed as William Macy-lite and Billy Bob Thornton brought his best crazy. Will be keeping up with this for sure.

Greatest thing they ever did. I loved Cody Deaner in TNA. There was also a spell when the Beautiful People were the best thing on the show.

If it means we get a 16 part youtube series "The Ashes of GFW". ...watches video above... Oh wait, we might actually be getting that.

Austin said that Paul would be on the Unleashed episode for a part 2. They sneaked a couple of Sh*ts in there as well I noticed, family friendly my butt. Great listen though "Scott Levy is the most childish man on the planet" amused me no end.

Oh I get a good chuckle out of this show, its really well written for a sit-com. Stephanie Beatriz is my dream woman, so yeah I kinda just watched it for her.

Brilliant pic from Sting's Twitter.

If Steven Hawking ever invents time travel, I want to use the power to go back in time to 1998 and post on RSPW to tell everyone that in the future a time will come when Rey Mysterio Jr. gets booed out of the building and Hulk Hogan is cheered like the greatest thing since sliced bread. Great Raw.

Tracy Smothers Jamie Dundee Bunkhouse Buck Cody Deaner Zandig Michael Elgin New Jack Shark Boy Buff Bagwell Trevor Murdoch and AJ Styles as the young up and comer.

a Captain Planet themed wrestling fed wouldn't be horrible. Granted, it'd need Daniel Bryan as Captain Planet, fighting the forces of pollution Captain Jarrett, He's a Hero, gonna take pollution down to zero.

If Jarrett has ANY goddam sense, the commentary team will be Jim Ross and Don West. Throw in Commissioner Scott Steiner and I'm all in on this promotion.

Jeff has been playing Total Extreme Warfare hasn't he? The name sounds like something straight out of the Cornell-verse and he is yabbering about databases.

Was thinking during HHH's grandiose entrance how great it would have been if Daniel Bryan just got jobber intro'd and was just standing in the ring waiting for HHH. Stephanie doing the ring announcing "King of Kings, yadda yadda yadda... and his opponent, Daniel Bryan" Also, the Orndorff / Hogan / Piper / Mr. T skit was incredible. "Be a man Piper, bury the hatchet".

It gave us the "Mr America" lie detector segment. Possibly my favourite Hogan moment of all time (if it was indeed the Hulkster).

I jest regarding Mikey Whiplash, he is actually pretty good. I watched him vs. Robbie Dynamite during March Madness, which led me to a match that took place in the smallest six sided ring in history. Part 2 of which here -

Neither did his tag partner Yoshihiro Bajiri or their manager Slim Mitchell.

Ahh, ICW, didnt notice it was them, Ive watched a bit of their online show and it seemed mostly Scotch dudes with Devitt as the only outsider. Looks like they flew in Devitt, Sabu, London and the Sumerian Death Squad for their show. Im a huge Devitt fan and would love to see him show up in WWE, not sure what they would do with him mind, but he has a great look.

Same show with the London balls out thing. Are Paul London's balls going to be a regular for them? Errrr, a friend needs to know.

I was going to ask about Armando Estrada and Wiki-d him, turns out he was released in 2008. What blew my mind is that he had an appearance in 2011 as Tyson Kidd's manager that I have literally no memory of, and he then remained under contract until 2012? That's bonkers!! They must just forget they are paying dudes until the accounts dept goes through the books. Acts Dept: "Hi Vince, we have all these salaries we are paying, perhaps you could clarify who these people are? JTG? Evan Bourne? Tyson Kidd? Yoshi Tatsu" VINCE: "NOPE, DON'T KNOW WHO THEY ARE, HEY, IS JIMMY YANG HERE, I HAVE A GREAT IDEA FOR HIM"

This sticks out in my mind from the early Raw days. HBK brings some proto-"HBK vs Hogan" selling.

The Street Fighter, Sleepaway Camp, and Reindeer Games episodes are tough competition. Now I really want Mantzoukas as a color commentator somewhere. "That match was LITERALLY GARBAGE." He wouldn't jive well with WWE's social media initiative. "Still not on Twitter, guys." On the flip side. Cesaro vs. Bryan and he'd be like "Guys, that match was LITERALLY next level bonkers insane"

Would that be taken to wrestlers' court? Jake Roberts would be a billionaire if he sued everyone that ever used a DDT.

Continuing the Gorilla Monsoon nWo theme... What if Vince had then aped nWo-Monsoon using the trio of Fake Razor, Fake Diesel & JR and mimicked literally everything they were doing.