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And the beefy dude with the mustache from this commercial is in all of the others

It's a little weird that the Cavs are helping the Lakers clear cap space for the offseason when they're pretty clearly going to target Lebron.

TRAAAAAAADE DEEEEAAAADLIIIIIINE DAAAAAAAYYYYY. Lakers sending Clarkson and Nance to the Cavs for IT, Frye, and a protected first. Bulls sending Jameer Nelson to Detroit for Willie Reed. Those certainly are trades that are happening. I'm hoping this year will be like the deadline a couple years back where all the shit went down like 10 minutes before the deadline.

Awww, shit, Porzingis tore his ACL.

Gotdamn!

Those look really nice. What did you make them out of?

Owlboy and Tacoma are both games I've almost bought a bunch of times so this was a very good month for me.

Pretty cool that Jabari comes back for the Bucks right as Brogdon, Giannis, and Bledsoe go down with injuries. All life is suffering.

It wasn't an all-time classic or anything, but Undertaker v Jeff Hardy for the Undisputed title on Raw way back in '02 was a really fun underdog vs monster match.

Please enjoy this video of a cyclist getting absolutely trucked by a kangaroo: Which is almost but not quite as good as the video of the cross country runner getting speared by a deer:

Mirotic to New Orleans 2: electric boogaloo is maybe for real happening. Tony Allen and Jameer Nelson will both head to Chicago along with Asik and will both get bought out.

Putting in my vacation time request now. Just kidding, this is totally getting delayed.

I 100% believe that Tom Brady's kid is probably a little shithead and that you would have to be suicidal to work in Boston sports media and say that out loud.

Sounds like it fell apart because Chicago wouldn't extend him before the trade. Oh well. The Hawks have raised the bar for halftime entertainment:

I don't usually mess with movie opening weekends, but I may have to make an exception for Black Panther. Now I have to decide if I want to go to the Friday evening show or the Sunday matinee with the after-church crowd.

Mirotic to New Orleans for Asik and a first is apparently happening.

John Wall is getting a procedure done on his knee this week and will miss up to 2 months so it looks like a spot in the East might have opened up, too.

So it turns out my biggest roadblock with Monster Hunter is that I don't actually have a lot of hour-plus blocks to sit down and just concentrate on a game, especially one without a pause. I like it, but I have to accept that there's a bunch of stuff in this game that I will never see. My little cat guy looks like my actual cat, though, so it's my GOTY for sure.

The Knicks definitely need to buy him out so he can fulfill his destiny of owning an extremely poorly-managed pot dispensary.

Ehh, that contract is on Phil and Dolan. I'm never going to give a player shit for taking money offered to them. Anyway, Jabari is back for the Bucks on Friday so fuck everything else.

Joakim Noah apparently had to be restrained from fighting Jeff Hornacek at practice this weekend, so it appears the Knicks/Noah relationship is done once they figure out the buyout.

Yeah, it's good. I'm 3 hunts in and I feel like I'm starting to really get the hang of it. Switching to sword and shield from longsword helped.

I'm more of a tree kangaroo guy. Look at this muppety-ass thing:

Also, it's fucking bullshit that we're getting a new XFL when we should be getting a new Rock 'N Jock.

So McMahon is self-funding everything and there's no distribution deal in place? I'm setting the line on total XFL games played at 0.5 and betting heavily on the under.