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"We’re going to be a respectful team that respects the flag and the national anthem. All those things from culture is what we’re about. It’s who we’re going to be" Nobody tell him what the whole 'Rebels' thing is about. Fucking dolt.

I hope I never get tired of this joke.

My only advice is to go to as many National Parks as you can.

Well, that one hurt. But I'm still happy for Marshall. It's really sad the degree to which WSU is destroying its reputation in order to get Koch money.

Even Wong is on the poster.

Has anyone fucked up their own program as badly as Pitt did without NCAA sanctions being involved?

Tell him you're going to a conference about how to synergize backwards overflows in a Lean context and then go to the bar and watch basketball all day.

Skip Bayless' best quality is his boundless ability to own himself in public. I didn't get to see the game last night, how sweaty was Sean Miller? On a scale from Sahara to tsunami?

This is such an unexpected and amazing decision and I can't wait.

Tom Crean will be the next coach at Georgia. Sorry, Georgia. I picked Loyola for the upset solely because I really enjoyed going to a game there a few years ago, and I feel very good about that.

OK, Ava DuVernay doing New Gods is close enough for me.

I'm excited to see which March Madness commercials I will grow to loathe over the course of the weekend.

I am disappointed we won't get to see Trae Young play again this tournament and extremely glad we won't get to see any of his teammates play again. Woof. I appreciate KU trying to keep a 1-16 matchup interesting.

For some unexplainable reason our work internet got really slow at 1115 this morning. Crazy.

"Man's got a mortgage"

Ice Cube fired Roger Mason Jr as commissioner of the Big 3 for allegedly conspiring with Qatari investors to embezzle millions of dollars from the league. He's been replaced by Clyde Drexler. Imagine trying to explain that sentence to someone 10 years ago.

John Skipper left ESPN after someone he bought cocaine from tried to extort him Points for honesty.

Here's a good lifehack: if you see a person in public who is disabled or using an assistive device in public, try minding your own fucking business instead of trying to delve into their whole medical history. Also, if you touch someone else's wheelchair without explicit permission, you're getting hands put on you. I am baffled by how often this shit happens.

I like the Far Cry games but they are always $20 or less purchases from me because I will inevitably run out of steam before I finish them due to my general shittiness at FPSes.

Brandon Jennings put up a near-triple-double (16pts, 12ast, 8reb) last night in his first game with the Bucks since 2013. So, just for old times sake: BUCKS IN SIX!

I thought everything up to and including the Chinese restaurant scene in Defenders was really good, and then it totally fell off a cliff.

I am loving Assassin's Creed Origins way more than I thought I would. By far the best AC game since Black Flag. The new combat is kinda 'eh' but everything else is really clicking for me. Plus I'm a sucker for any game that lets you pet cats.

Finally got around to watching the new Ghostbusters this weekend and thought it was pretty alright. I enjoyed the performances, especially the leads, but they were let down by a mediocre script. They went way too dumb with Chris Hemsworth's character, and it bugged me that there was a human antagonist instead of just, you know, ghosts. It also had a really fun "Oh hey it's that guy" supporting cast (Ed Begley Jr! Nate Corddry! Zach Woods!).

I try to be a good person and respectful of people's boundaries, but somebody just yelled at me on another forum for triggering them by posting a picture of a chubby corgi. The internet is just so much sometimes.

GANSO DUNK~! Seriously, that was scary as hell and I'm glad he seems to be OK. Have to imagine he'll miss some games with the concussion protocol.