Death From Above

The two new GoDaddy ads both seem like the sort of thing that can only be explained by a "Vince McMahon sent Vince Russo to WCW because he knew he'd kill it" kind of conspiracy theory. There's no other explanation for a family of overweight gingers making creepy faces and pelvic thrusting, or telling elderly people in bed to STICK IT.

"Janay Rice is still the one suffering the most because now she has an unemployed husband." - Steve Bisciotti. I hesitate to even pass that quote on lest it be misconstrued why. So here's why: WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH THESE PEOPLE

Ben-Jarvis Green-Ellis, come on down?

You don't think a kicker should stretch? That's amazing.

God between the CFL overtime and now this, I might need a cigarette before the late game. That 2 point convert catch was just unreal.

To paraphrase the broken English of someone I used to game against online: "Packers are IMPOSTOR"

Thank you Detroit kicker.

The Gronk Spike is up there with the ole' IPS Driver for best finishing move.

do you not remember the weeks of is it ok to say the n word last year big differnce between that and dropping an f-bomb My view, the NFL should not be policing who can say the n-word. It's something they should stay completely out of.. You defended Aldon Smith starting last year. We already know what you think.

Stupid Lions.

Frank Lampard just scored against Chelsea.

Chelsea just took the lead against 10-man Manchester City too. Schurrle is an awfully nice player to just have around as one of the boys, you know?

I want to make fun of Manchester United so bad. The problem is Tottenham lost to WEST BROMWICH ALBION NO

Just caught the one on the Ali/Holmes fight for the first time and man, it's not that easy a watch. I mean it's not like it's any great secret Ali was too far past his best and that he got destroyed, but to see all the buildup and just how slow and out of it he seems in his training at points... it's pretty sad.

And Liverpool off to a stellar start.

I wish FSW was here to tell us some bullshit about how soccer fans don't do things like boo their own team in Yurop. (They just bring giant ass banners calling for the manager's head.)

Thanks for your efforts towards this foolish contest, as always.

Toronto starting to get healthy and they suddenly look like a very good team again.

(Nuclear bomb picture here.)

I missed a good chunk of Goodell's press conference out at the store, but the parts I caught at the end were a hilarious train wreck.

If you, like me, had Julio Jones, enjoy the rest of your week off.

It seems to be swinging towards a marginal, but clear no to independence right now. I think this is a pretty interesting situation for north America to look at because the majority of the discussion about what comes after the vote seems to be that the next step is about how does the UK de-centralize power from a federal level into more power to the regions of Scotland, England, Wales, and Northern Ireland. I've believed for years something similar happening between the Canadian government and the provinces is a necessary inevitability. I would also suggest that at some point it's going to be a very large issue in the USA as well. This next year or two of how this plays out is probably a process we should be watching closely for a blueprint for our own futures to some degree.

Oakland have to play the Patriots this week then they are stuck with a game in England. I'll be stunned if they aren't 0-4 after that.

Well this is a first round knockout, what else is on? (I've switched to coverage of the Scottish vote. Good night NFL.)

Man if that first drive was any indication this is going to be a long, long night for the Buccaneers defense. Tissue paper.