Technico Support

ZEUS!!!!! (is lookin' old) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0ON_JgpWdwo

I just couldn't get over the kid in the Preacher promo is the same kid who plays annoying Peter Pan in the Geico commercial.

Guy is like Michael Myers. No matter how much people want him to go away he keeps coming back. And like Michael Myers, he's always chasing teen girls.

As a biker, he only would have been paid in gas, grass, or ass.

NO WAY PAL WE GOTTA ENTERTAINMENT IT UP A BIT

Also, he looks about 2 times too big for that bike.

We've already been through this. Marty's "sister" is just Marty in drag.

So trying to generate a reaction through wrestling is now an "indie thing?" Okay. If you're more into "effective characters" than actual wrestling, you'd probably be best served watching, like, anything else on TV instead.

I thought it was "TAH-bay" all these years. Good to know.

Only on copious amounts of cocaine does "I'm feuding with Bad News so I need a gladiator fisting helmet" make a lick of sense. They should have filmed vignettes of the helmet's creation, a la the Million Dollar Belt.

They're missing the merch boat by not selling a PVC rubber replica of Reigns' fist.

That Reigns shirt is perfect for masturbation enthusiasts.

I don't know what's more unfortunate: Daniels' botched spot or his haircut.

Something something Gold Club something something swinging/swapping

Hallucination? That would be fucking horrible.

I just started watching this yesterday and what really stood out is how everything looks the same. Your PPVs should be special and instead they just look like Raw. When the answer is to "how can our PPVs stand out?" is apparently "put a different logo on the same titantron," your shit is beyond stale. Can I unironically use #blamekevindunn? Because apparently the movement to homogenize the shows to make everything easier to execute/turn WWE into McDonald's is his deal. This was especially glaring with Summerslam. They promoted it to be "the Wrestlemania of the Summer" and visually it looked like Smackdown.

Right? I can see Hogan and his lawyer snickering as they put the most outlandish shit they can think of in the contract, like, "fuck it, let's see if these yokels go for it, why not?" And WCW went for all of it.

Edit: nm, I looked it up. They're called "bum bags" in England.

I'm pretty convinced the forehead mark was either fake or done ahead of time and hidden under his bandana.

Here's a pic, apparently, from an upcoming episode featuring

LU's actual execution >>>>>>>>> Spoilers & vague shit you hear about Dario motherfucking Cueto >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> "oh noes another heel authority figure" Bring on the space aliens

I started watching wrestling when I was 10 (it was shortly before WM1). I always knew it was worked but I have no idea how I knew. Maybe my dad, a boxing fan, told me at some point. I assumed it was common knowledge. I don't tell my daughter it's fake when we watch it together, but then again, she's only 7 months old.

GOD DAMMIT SHANE YOU HAVE TO WILL YOU HAIR TO THIS NATURAL SHADE I CALL "SHOE POLISH BLACK"

Also needs a shirt or singlet to hide his sadface torso.