TimLivingston

ROH The Final Showdown: Samoa Joe vs. Jack Evans vs. Ebetaro vs. Delirious. Best comedy match of the decade.

In the U.S.??? Not even close.

Michael Cole when coming back from commercial: "It's CM Punk and Daniel Bryan versus three members of The Shield!" I think it's time to figure out who the fourth member of The Shield is.

Big ups to Miz for getting the sluttiest girl on The Secret Life of the American Teenager in that ABC Family movie. You gotta think that was part of the contract.

There are baller Ric Flair promos. And then there is this promo.

Yeah, that's begging for Tanahashi to win that vote.

Trips/Taker wasn't even better than Flair/Michaels, let alone Taker/Michaels. Either match. Trips went above and beyond to put himself on a bigger level than each of those guys without telling anywhere near as good a story. It was a humongous ego stroke to say the least. The fact that Trips hit a fucking Tombstone in the 27 match is ludicrous beyond compare.

I. Hate. Football.

I now demand Gedo dress up in the pink bunny suit from A Christmas Story:

ROB! WE SEE THE FUTURE!

Fuck yeah, an actual Butterfly Lock from Kruger. That popped me. That last match was fantastic, too. I don't see how Ohno gets brought up, though.

THE RETURN~!

I wonder if he ever actually called this spot, or if he just lifted dudes up in the air like he was gonna suplex them, then surprised them by spiking them into the mat. Because I can't imagine that anyone with an ounce of self-preservation instincts would agree to that willingly. Haven't seen that match. Someone tell me poor Hase was pinned after that screwdriver. Because it looks like Scott is going to tag Rick in. It didn't end there. Mutoh broke up the pin.

The rose throwing for English is incredible. Fuck streamers. Real pro wrestlers get roses thrown at them.

Cena having that belt means a unification is coming. It's the right thing to do at the 30th WrestleMania and Cena having that belt means they can build up a draw opposite him.

Why, yes. That IS Akebono as a zombie fake-attacking people in Tokyo during a 1,000 person zombie flash mob.

HEYMAN'S FACE IN YOUR SIG WITH THAT PHOTO.

And then he'll convince the team to sign that Tanaka guy everyone's talking about.

Truly the best things are marketing ploys by minor league teams.

God, Calvin Johnson is just a deity at this point.

So those people with the flags that say "JAGUARS" on it had the R in front of the A and my mom was laughing loud and proud. Teachers are the best.

KABUKI!

Ziggler taking that bump on the exploder is fucking ridiculous.

Eddy seems like a shoe-in. Foley could be up there. Like Scorp, but I haven't seen as much of him to put him up there. Bret for sure. Jericho might be an interesting guy in the discussion. Dustin had an awesome first half of the decade but didn't do much when he went to the WWF. That being said, his first half is a lot better than almost anyone else's full decade. Austin and Michaels deserve to be in there, too, along with Bulldog and Owen. One guy I'll throw out there is Waltman, who was a really steady guy for a lot of the decade before falling off a cliff.