TimLivingston

It's Boyz II Men, so it's going to win for me. Plus, you HAVE to do the slap song. That was Stacy Kiebler. She was the one who got to do two slaps. I didn't like that they had the other characters play the slap masters, but it was kind of unavoidable.

So that just might be the best montage in the history of montages.

Mark Henry doing a food show reviewing his favorite Texas restaurants would be fucking sick.

Reigns will draw 1. Ambrose 2. Rollins 3.

I know Mark Henry busted out the incredible Rick Ross Halloween outfit but Bryan is the true Teflon Don.

I thought Reigns was more campy than Bryan at times in their promos. He was mocking, sure, but he wasn't exactly on fire. I did like the cockiness at some points. I popped big for the 6-man finish. Road Dogg was taking some wicked bumps and Billy's offense actually looked good. I could see them being a showcase team at times. It would be fun to see them with some of the other teams.

That Reigns dropkick is fantastic. I mean, I watched Marufuji do that all the time. Meanwhile, he throws this one out and it's legitimately impressive.

Paging Ben.

Not illegal at all. There are no NFL rules against the limiting of ticket sales. If I had money, I'd be there in a heartbeat.

A good amount of Japanese heavies have been bulked-up juniors. People seem to forget that guys like Misawa, Kawada and Fujinami were bulked up juniors that went up to play with the heavies. This isn't exactly a new thing in Japan.

Nowadays, Chicken has the beard, too.

They might, but considering there were people buying the game for like $200 at one point, $10 is plenty worth it.

Chicken needs to step his game up. Jay went big with the pitcher, he needs to, as well.

It's not the trash talking itself, it's that SF was given that game by the worst officiating I've seen in a long time AND THEN they strut around like they really won that game. GIVEN?

Those red tracksuits were all the rage in NJPW at the time. At all the 96 Dome shows, they were there as far as the eye could see. Chono never gave a fuck so that pic sticks.

And while you can argue that all Eddie Debartolo did was not squeal on a shakedown attempt, I wouldn't call him or the Yorks innocents. Oh don't even start with that. It's hilarious that DeBartolo has been basically a deity while being a huge slime ball because he brought hardware for the fans. The Yorks are more petulant than sleazy, but yeah, it was a very Mafia-like thing to do.

I wonder how long 60 Minutes has been waiting for something to come out so they could run the interview because that's an awfully quick turnaround time.

Revolution that leads to the betterment of all mankind?

So I'm an uncle now. I'm keeping it on here and not on the Facebook because I'm still waiting for my brother and sister-in-law to take the reins there, but she was born Friday evening and after some oxygen issues that she powered through like a champ, there's a healthy baby girl that has been added to our family. Couldn't be happier!

I love how people are talking about the 49ers are evil because Kap and Harbaugh are animated while Seattle has a PED pedaler for a coach, New England has a coach that has cheated more than Ric Flair in 1985 and Peyton has made millions doing commercials with a business owner whose practices are sleazy to put it lightly.

Have we really gone this far without mentioning like...100 WAR matches?

So, uh...Ryback?

There was defined dick riding. It's one thing to have a narrative to go back to. It's another one altogether to basically ignore the fact that they were getting dominated in the second half and that Cam was making mistakes.

So...just to set the record straight: -FOX spends entire game focusing on Cam (literally no video highlights at halftime were of the 49ers. It was all what the Panthers were doing) -Gets sanctimonious when Kap buttons up Clark Kent's shirt and Harbaugh's antics when the Panthers started the game with ridiculous amounts of chippiness -Cam throws two picks but nobody mentions Kap not making a mistake all game Yeah, I'll start giving a fuck about people hating on what the 49ers are doing when they start not making the NFC Championship every year.

Nah, Sid's Travis Knight and it's not even close. Don't even know why I went to Emeka.