DEAN

Hey! it's a match where three guys outbleed Blue Demon. Dralistico's forehead assumes the role of Blue Demon's forehead. Fresero Jr and Demonio Infernal are your usual complete blood-sucking freaks.

They must have had a talk with Austin Idol because he has toned it down 500%. Mike Knox vs Trevor Murdock is good. Matt Cardona showing up at the end is so much more bigtime than all the wrestling before he shows up. I enjoy the randomness of the women's division. Natalia Markova is a heat machine and doesn't say a word.

Who is Okada going to wrestle?

Man, Jay Lethal is so good. He should have won and they could have made me give a fuck about the Fuck The World title. Ricky Starks looked great and it's like he was looking in the mirror twenty years from now looking across the ring. Isiah Kassidy looked great as Sammy Guevara contiues his string of great matches. I like how they got Mercedes Martinez over as the Matsunaga- as I hope they amp up the crazy wrecklessness. WOO-HOO, AEW!

That Los Lotharios/New Day match was wild. Everything else was perfectly fine.

I remember that Suzume is in the yellow with the beehive. This also has Shoko Nakajima and Hyper Misao. And Marika Kobashi. ============== It's Tadasuke and some guy against Diasuke Harada and some guy! NOAH JUNIOR TAG MATCHES! ==================== Sendai Girls quasi-ace, Mika Iwata, takes on DDT's Saki Akai, who is very tall and very thin and 35 years old. JESUS CHRIST, Iwata's finisher is NASTY.

That was a lot of wrestling! Man, the Bullet Club looked soooo slick. Jay white is such a superstar. Chris Bey and Jake Something battle it out for best wrestler in Impact. Something was awesome as a house a-fire. Josh Alexander and Vincent was the best match I can remember Vincent ever having. I would sooo be into Alexander going through all the ROH contingent, especially now that Kenny King is here. Mike Bennett/Alexander and Taven/Alexander would be such good wrestling- especially since Vincent had such a good match with Alexander and Taven and Bennett are so much better. JONAH VS BLACK TAURUS~! YESSS! And Masha hits another great Northern Lights Bomb. HURRAH, IMPACT! WAY TO GO! EDIT: Oh yeah, the Gresham/Steve Maclin match was good. Gresham should go ahead and get aboard the Team ROH for the big win.

It's Raj Singh versus Black Taurus! Black Taurus has such a nasty finisher.

Makakai Black kicks stuff with folks.

They put up the whole Takumi Iroho vs Tiger Queen match. So nobody knows who Tiger Queen is still? ========================== Impact will post some weird shit. Here you got Madman Fulton vs Ninja Mack (of course) somewhere in Iowa. WHY NOT?! I ask you, WHY NOT?!? ============================= Misa Matsui of I guess Colors now versus Diana's Haruka Umesaki, who is cute as a button, earlier from that same RJPW card.

What is Jake Lee a citizen of?

That was best Flair/Steamboat match since 1989. That was awesome- a tribute to American style wrestling. Punk's selling was fucking great- he was the uber-Steamboat, but don't sleep on MJF's selling too. It was topnotch too. Would have been better with a clean finish. Wheeler Yuta is having a good two weeks and I loved the use of Danhausen. Yeah, I am much more into Danielson faction vs Moxley faction. IS JOSH ALEXANDER COMING IN!?!? Penta is also having a good two weeks. HE's the second or third most over guy in the company. Malakai Black is so good. That match was good- especailly because it is all leading up to Black versus Pac. HUZZAH! AEW RULES!

It's my new favorite tagteam, Sendai Girls teen sensation, Manami, and JTO alumni teen sensation, Makota Inaba! Manami annoys fellow youth, Kanon, and enigmatic Pure-J gal, Crea by screaming en lieu of a handshake. Crea has a power offense, unexpectedly. THEN! They have a joshi tag match. =========================== Jordan Saeed is prolly the best British indie guy. He is such a total British heel in that he is an insufferable douche instead of an overt rulebreaker. Smashing Mike has his best match I've seen so far. =============================== Marafuji and Sakaraba are in this, but the action is advanced by Sugiura and Masata Tanaka trying bashing each others skulls out.

I didn't realize until this match that 2.0's name are Matt and Jeff. UH OH!

Imperium vs Diamond Mine was fucking great. GUNTHER! I like that everybody had their names on their butts since I don't know anybody's name who isn't Gunther or Roderick Strong. EDIT: Wendy Choo has the exact same offense as Taz.

Man, that was a good episode of Dark. Joey Janella and Lee Moriarty was the best WCW Saturday Night main event in the entire history of 1996. I love Matt Sydel and Dante Martin as a tag team and I loved that match against Bear Country. Mazzeratti and Keira Hogan was good. Marina Shafir is assumimg the spot that Ryo Mizunami held on the YouTube shows and Reka Tehaka looked great in that match. YAY! AEW RULES!

Chihiro Hashimoto is the best wrestler on earth? Maybe. Here, she wrestles Rin Kodakura from MARVELOUS. BUZZ SAWYER POWERSLAM~! ========================== Heather Monroe and Sandra Moone have match with lots of chain wrestling and wrestling holds. Very cool. ========================== Konami and an unduly tanned Giulia have Konami's last match.

I mean, really.

Oh yeah!

I don't know which match was better- Austin Theory vs Kevin Owens or Matt Riddle vs Otis. The Owens match had the great looking offense of Kevin Owens. The Riddle match had Riddle bumping all over the ring for Oris. I dunno. The Riddle match, I guess. Both matches were really good. Carmella vs Bianca Belair edges out Rhia Ripley vs Nikki ASH just because I never actually noticed Carmella was pretty good in the ring- SHE IS THE HOLLYWOOD JOHN TATUM OF THE WWE WOMEN'S DIVISION!. AJ/Rey Rey was good. I should watch these guys wrestle more. HAIL WWE! THAT WAS A LOT OF WRESTLING!

I haven't watched a NOAH juniors match in a while. This YO-HEY vs Harata match for the belt is good. Very highflying and the finish is fun. ================== Freya the Slaya comes down from the frozen tundra of Alaska and OVW and faces Holidead! HOSS BATTLE! ================== It is the beloved Demus! Back on the free internet! But not in a bloodbath, which is strange. Demus in a straight lucha match is odd but good.

The Moriarty/Dante Martin/Sydel vs the Factory was good if all over the place. I really love an AEW six man match because there were so many odd parts to the match. The Penta/Serpentico match was great. Penta is awesome as a singles guy having time filler matches because he is having so much fun putting together a match based solely on the audience reacting. That's such great lucha. Brandie Rhodes is a mom and I respect her for getting back in the ring. Yes.

This match is a throwback. Josh Alexander brings in the X Division belt like it's the NWA World Title and he is Harley Race- which makes sense because they are wrestling in St Louis. Mike Outlaw is your local babyface and Alexander makes him look like a million bucks during and after the match. Memories..... ========================= Miyuki Takase is being the bitchy newcomer to the Sendai Girls, starting with teen sensation, Yarika Oka. Oka doesn't put up with the hatefullness and battles back! ========================== Vert Vixen and Promise Braxton are two of the best ladies wrestling in Texas. Here, they wrestle each other in Booker T's Reality fo Wrestling in Houston.

Jesus, I think this is the best playoffs I've seen in 51ish years of watching,

Hiroyo Matsumoto is amused by the annoying excesses of Manami but then OPTS to beat some seriousness into the match and Manami responds with good wrestling. ======================== Hey! One could have totally forgotten about Flip Gordon, but he's pretty good. Here he is wrestling Brian Cage in Florida in the funnest indie, CCW. ======================== Dragon Bane goes long with two guys who I've never heard of. It's good.