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OH YEAH!

I'm late! So much ROH! It RULES! Anyway, Bhupinder Gujjar and Bully Ray have a match! This is good. Bully Ray leans into Gujjar's offense like a pro. LOWBLOW by Bully Ray and then Tommy Dreamer and Masha Slamovich and Mickie James show up! Rhino is NUMBER SIX! Callihan is being tested! They battle outside the ring! Callihan hits a Russian Leg Sweep on the ramp. Rhino gets Callihan up (after a couple tries) for a TKO! Rhino looks pretty good in this for an older fella who doesn't really move around much anymore. The Design hits Callihan with a chair. This Callihan Joins The Design story jumped the shark like 5 weeks ago. Jordynn Grace (who has been wrestling since she was 14, according to her IMPACT! Diary) is taking on ROH alumni, Alex Gracia! Great Suplex by Grace! Grace Driver! That was quick. Jonathan Gresham and KUSHIDA! What a day! First Timothy Thatcher vs Wheeler Yuta and Now Gresham versus KUSHIDA! After a GREAT handshake sequence which went into a GrecoRoman Knucklelock, Gresham applies a Hammerlock that Kushida sold like it- you know- really hurt. This match is fucking great! So many submissions. KUSHIDA flies into a Hoverboard Lock! That was fucking great! HEY! KILYNN KING GOT SIGNED! YAAAY! Gisele Shaw takes on Mickie James. Mickie needs more tassels. This is pretty good. James takes out the entourage! Gisele kicks James in the head! Gisele fucks around for a while. Double noggin knocker! Mickie James goes on offense making it to the toprope to a toprope Thesz Press! Deonna Purrazzzo CHEATS for Mickie James! James wins! That was fine. One match was really great.

Raj Singh and Shera takes on Rich Swann and Frankie Kazarian!

Allright a two hour FIST of wrestling right to the face. Tony Deppen was like Mark Haskins and Tracy Williams at the tail end of the former ROH- guys who were good, but you can't really see them anywhere else except maybe eternally NXT. Joe re-enacts a bear mauling with Tony Deppen playing the role of dude in a sleeping bag with the zipper stuck. Acrually, Deppen gets in a comeback and makes with a nearfall. He even gets Joe into a pinning predicament before being crushed in a Muscle Buster. WHOA! Mark Briscoe challenges for the ROH TV title! Dalton Castle on the MIC! Fannyburp! DENSE FURNITURE! Markus Cross does not have his hair done for victory. Dalton Castle is so AWESOME. He hints at Steiner but tags in the Boys. Guillermo Rosa is quite the fireplug! Castle goes COMPLETE Steiner suplexing everybody across the ring! BANGARANG! The Boys are twirling, twirling, twirling to VICTORY! The Kingdom is on the MIC! SERP! Angelico! RUSH! Dralistico! Oh man, RUSH versus Angelico are MAGIC! SERP gets beaten to DEATH. SERP is FIRED UP! SERP hits a Tope Con Hilo! Angelico shows back up! SERP gets killed by Dralistico's Canadian Destroyer. That was kind of a wreck but it was fun to have Serpentico get in a bunch of offense. It's BILLIE STARKZ! It's TRISH ADORA! Tope by Starkz elbowed by Adora who CRUSHES Starkz on the apron. GREAT EVEREST SUPLEX by Adora! Starkz makes a comeback and Adora cuts her off with a Yakuza Kick. They start laying it in. Starkz gets in a giant batch of elbows but Adora fucking DESTROYS Starkz with a Lariat Tubman! Mannn, Trish Adora versus ATHENA and then Jamie Hayter is the dream. Trish Adora is fucking awesome. That was great. Jake Crist looks pretty good against Slim J and Ari Daivari. Slim J makes Manscout tap to an STF. This is all to set up Blake Christian and Metalik vs Slim J and Ari Daivari! That'll be good. TIMOTHY THATCHER! WHEELER YUTA! For the Pure title! This match is great! GREAT Elbow drops by Thatcher. Yuta with an Octopus Hold for a rope break. Wheeler Yuta is fucking awesome. Timothy Thatcher is fucking awesome! Hammerlock by Yuta for the second ropebreak! Third ropebreak by Thatcher! KEYLOCK by Thatcher for second ropebreak by Yuta. Butterfly Suplex by Thatcher! Knees to the kidneys causes Yuta's third ropebreak! Wheeler Yuta CHEATS by using a second CLOSED FIST and Octopus Hold in the ropes! That was fucking great. It's Tracy Williams and Rhett Titus! It's Mark Davis and Kyle Fletcher, AUSSIE OPEN! Aussie Open hits a great first flurry. Mark Davis destroys Rhett Titus with a chop to the chest. Williams is great after the hot tag. Williams and Fletcher are great in the ring together. Fun nearfall after Aussie Open hit a DDT Doomsday Device. DOUBLE SUBMISSIONS BY TITUS and WILLIAMS! Many nearfalls on Aussie Open! GNARLY FUCKING PILEDRIVERS BY AUSSIE OPEN! So fucking GREAT! That was a THOUSAND times better than I thought it would be. Aussie Open is fucking AWESOME. Tracy Williams is fucking awesome! Rhett Titus is good! HEY! Ben Dejo is SERP without a mask! Eddie Kingston hits an Exploider! and Urican! And SECRET SERP is done! WILLOW NIGHTINGALE! ATHENA! ATHENA! ATHENA! ATHENA is so fucking AWESOME- making Willow look like a total killer. THEN ATHENA beats the fudge out of Willow. ATHENA is like the first time Fit Finlay showed up in WCW- just gloriously violent. ATHENA is so fucking awesome kicking Willow off the apron. WILLOW makes a combeck with a Powerbomb on the apron and a DEATH VALLEY DRIVER on the floor! This match is fucking great! SPINEBUSTER! FOR TWO! ATHENA is fucking great destroying Willows arm. GREAT Nearfall after ATHENA hits a secondary finisher. POUNCE! FOR TWO! DOCTOR BOMB! FOR TWO! ATHENA leaves! Willow grabs her and ATHENA rakes her eyes and REVERSE Samoan Slams Willow on the ramp! O FACE for the win! That was MOTHERFUCKING GREAT. ROH! ROH! ROH! ROH TRULY RULES THE MOTHERFUCKING WORLD! That was fucking great.

Uh-oh! Big Bill/OC makes a late run to catch up to Riho/EMI!

Jacob Fatu vs Leo Rush was fine. I really dug the Billington Bulldogs vs Mr Thomas and Myron Reed. Mr Thomas throwing teeny bulldogs high in the air was awesome. Bulldogs are awesome.

Tasha Steelz, Tootie Lynn and Mazzeratti have a three way and I hate Triple Threat matches. Trish Adora and Missa Kate have a good match. Women's Wrestling Army Ep. 30 REVISED : "Beat The Greatest"::Women's Wrestling Army:S01E00 (video:PW) (id: 2411) | Pro Wrestling TV

HERE YA GO!

AWESOME!

JEFFERSON STARSHIP! Jay Lethal! The RUBBER MATCH! Cassidy is doing a variation on the Wheeler Yuta match. Jay Lethal is fucking great. Lethal with the Dragonscrew! Lethal works the knee! Lethal drives the knee into the RINGPOST! In picture in picture, Lethal keeps on breaking Cassidy's knee! OC sells the knee after getting in Brainbuster! OC hits a Rolling DDT but his knee still hurts! FIGURE FOUR by Lethal! LEthal is awesome. Cutter FOR TWO! Lethal is subtly selling the shoulder and it pays off on the Lethal Injection where Lethal collapses! ORANGE PUNCH for the win! JEFF JARRETT SNEAKS UP AND HITS CASSIDY IN THE KNEE WITH HIS GEETAR! That was good. Ricky Starks! BULLET CLUB? ROCK HARD! Wasn't expecting THAT? Well, that should be good. RUBY IS ON FIRE! Soho is SOOOO much more fun as a heel! Skye Blue is really working the sympathetic babyface thing. In picture in picture, Ruby beats the crap out of Skye. Skye is great at taking enough of an ass beating to get the crowd behind her. Double BAKCDROP DRIVERS by Ruby! Blue fires back! FLYING CROSS BODY FOR TWO! Soho with the Bladerunner. POSTMATCH, WILLOW NIGHTINGALE wants answers! Soho kicks her in the head! Storm and Saraya spray paint the babyfaces! Khan goes total Bill Watts and our heels are STANDING TALL! That was fucking great. FTR is OVER all over the World! Jade Cargill versus Lufisto? Sammy Guevara, Daniel Garcia and Chris Jericho! Why isn't Garcia wearing his shirt? I agree with Satnam, that is a beautiful shirt. AR Fox, Dante Martin and Darius Martin! AR Fox gets the best of Jericho early! Taz notes all the black leather in the match. JAS is all about sports entertainment posing! In picture in picture, they beat the crap out of Dante Martin. ALOT OF STUFF HAPPENS! AR FOX hits a crazy inverted thingy! CHEATING! JUDAS EFFECT! JAS calls out the HOUSE OF BLACK! THE YOUNG BUCKS! HOUSE OF BLACK! The All Atlantic belt is becoming the International championship. They should make it into the AEW Women's Tagteam belts. AmDrag is going on vacation! MOX will never go on vacation. Speaking of MOX, he and Claudio beat the living dogshit out of John Silver and Alex Reynolds. Since it's picture in picture, MOX throws a dude over a table. Johnny Hungee is fun on the apron. Claudio flies over the toprope but it doesn't affect him! Silver makes the HOT TAG! Hungee and MOX are fucking SOLID GOLD in the ring together. Reynolds taps to a new thing! Blackpool Combat Club try try try to turn heel! Evil Uno IS Kendo Nagasaki! HANGMAN! Dark Order needs some more fire power to really feud with the Blackpool Combat Club. Hobbs and Wardlow bust up a rent-a-car! They wander around and finally make it to the ring. THREE SPINEBUSTERS! SWANTON THROUGH THE TABLE ON THE FLOOR! WHAT THE FUCK! QT Marshall with the CHAIRSHOT! They throw Wardlow onto a giant mattress! I guess the rematch will have a better finish. Everything else up to it was pretty great. AEW RULES THE FUCKING WORLD!

It's going to be great!

El Coyote/ Okumura/ Polvora vs Los Cancerberos del Infierno (Cancerbero/ Luciferno/ Virus)- CMLL Averno/ Mistico vs Soberano Jr/ Templario- CMLL Trish Adora vs Missa Kate- Women's Wrestling Army Women's Wrestling Army Ep. 30 REVISED : "Beat The Greatest"::Women's Wrestling Army:S01E00 (video:PW) (id: 2411) | Pro Wrestling TV John Silver/ Alex Reynolds vs Claudio Castagnoli/ Jon Moxley- DYNAMITE Powerhouse Hobbs vs Wardlow- DYNAMITE Orange Cassidy vs Jay Lethal- DYNAMITE AR Fox/ Dante Martin/ Darius Martin vs Chris Jericho/ Daniel Garcia/ Sammy Guevara- DYNAMITE

Ladder match pulls into a tie for second!

Tony D'Angelo in a Jailhouse Match! Dijak is his opponent! He is in black and white! D'Angelo goes Steiner on the floor to counter Dijak with the nightstick! Stacks is taking a fabulous beating. Dijak beats D'Angelo with chairs! D'Angelo hits Dijak with chairs! GREAT Superplex by D'Angelo where Dijak makes a total 360 to land on his face! In picture in picture, Dijak whips out the table. This is good! GREAT Springboard through the table onto D;Angelo! Stacks is taken hostage and then takes even MORE of a beating! D'Angelo gets in a very violent flurry! LOWBLOW by Dijak! Stacks throws himself against the door after Dijak had D'Angelo DEAD TO RITES! Stacks Throws D'Angelo a crowbar and Dijak takes a good crowbarring and that gets Dijak into the shark cage for the win! That was fun. Pretty Deadly are awesome. Elton is wearing the greatest shoes in the history of wrestling. HEY! It's DRAGON LEE! Jinder Mahal, Sanga and Veer take on Bron Breakker, Julius Creed and Brutus Creed! Indus Sher should be moved up to be part of the Viking Raiders/Brawling Brutes/Imperium axis. They are great brawlers. They go to an actual tag match. Brutus hits a nice suplex on Jinder Mahal. GREAT crisscrossing Triple Tope Con Hilo by the Disciples of Steiner! In picture in picture, Indus Sher beat on Julius Creed! GREAT deadlift of Sanga by Brutus! Something goes horribly wrong but it's LIVE TV! BUTTERBALL DOOMSDAY DEVICE by the Creeds! That was good because it went to the edge of completely falling apart to reeling it in! Gigi Dolin takes on Jacy Jayne. This is STIFF! Gigi with the Kawada Kicks! Jacy gets in some goodlookin' offense on the tiny screen. Jacy is good on offense and Gigi is GREAT at selling. Gigi is a great babyface and she hits a neat variation on Suzu Suzuki's Tequila Shot. Postmatch, Jacy gets her heat back! Joe Gacy versus Andre Chase! Gacy is awesome. Thea isn't afraid! Gacy CRUSHES Chase with Lariat and that's that! Meiko Satomura! Roxanne Perez! They start in picture in picture and Roxanne PErez is great fighting from getting eaten up by Satomura. Satomura opts to destroy Perez' knee. Satomura kicks her RIGHT IN THE THROAT! Nice Dragonscrew by Perez! Tope by Perez! GREAT Dangerous Backdrop by Satomura. Death Valley Driver into her finisher kick! FOR TWO! They do some stuff on the outside! Roxanne with a Roll-up for the WIN! That was fucking great. POSTMATCH, they stretcher Roxanne out. That was a great little wrestling show.

It's Skye Blue! HEY! IT'S MYLO! She is all over CWFH! MYLO gets in some offense and roughs up Skye Blue with a Sling Shot Suplex! MYLO controls the match for most of the match. Blue hits a Flatliner and gets the flashpin! BAD DUDE TITO! Isn't he a member of TMDK? Brian Cage is going to give him a lot, I'm assuming. Tito is the STUFF and girls can't get enough as Tito hits a Blockbuster! Cage hits one of his myriad of finishers FOR TWO! BLUE THUNDER BOMB by Tito! Brian Cage applies a variation on the Texas Cloverleaf for the submission! That was a good little match. Lance Archer slaughters two dudes. AWESOME! Jack Cartwheel! He is beloved in NOAH! KONOSUKE TAKESHITA! Space Flying Tiger Drop by Cartwheel! OH MAN! This match is great! BLUE THUNDER BOMB! Big Knee to the face! That was fucking great. Takeshita made Cartwheel look like a million bucks. I don't think I've seen Julius Coleman. Coleman takes a FREAKISH bump over the turnbuckle to the floor. I've seen Zoey Dubois before but I think it was on Elevation. She's the ballerina! She lays it in Willow and they both SHOWBOAT their collective Agility and flexibility. Willow then starts beating the crud out of Dubois. BEAUTIFUL DOCTOR BOMB by Willow! ATHENA! Willow gets the best of her! ATHENA KILLS Zoey Dubois for kicks! ATHENA RULES! Ryan Nemeth! HE groinularly udulates! AR Fox is wrestling 100 times a month, it seems. AR Fox gets in a bunch of stuff and then Nemeth goes on offense and he is a heat machine! GREAT Dropkick by Nemeth. AR Fox with the CAPTURE SUPLEX to cut off Nemeth and make his comeback! DDT by Nemeth for TWO! Iconoclasm Walking Into Cutter into a 450 Splash! That was fun.

Ruthie J vs Kamille is good. Gaagz the Gimp versus Sal the Pal, hair versus mask, was good until the TRULY shitty finish where neither lose anything. The rest is pretty YEESH.

Rionne Fujiwara/ Kaz Hayashi vs Tatsuaki Nakano/ Daichi Hashimoto- GLEAT Konosuke Takeshita vs Jack Cartwheel- AEW DARK Bad Dude Tito vs Brian Cage- AEW DARK Ryan Nemeth vs AR Fox- AEW Dark Jinder Mahal/ Sanga/ Veer vs Julius Creed/ Brutus Creed/ Bron Breakker- NXT Roxanne Perez vs Meiko Satomura- NXT Gigi Dolin vs Jacy Jayne- NXT Tony D'Angelo vs Dijak- NXT

ATHENA! ATHENA! ATHENA!

GANBARE PRO! STREAMING! ============================ Mark Trew and Jordan Saeed are two of the best UK indie dudes! WRESTLE FORCE!

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She started wrestling when she was FOURTEEN!

Titus Alexander.

It's Solo Sikoa taking on Kevin Owens! This is fun! Sikoa and Owens beat on each other. Owens is smacky! Sikoa hits a lowblow. Owens hits many Lariats including a BIG ONE on the floor. Jimmy Uso shows up and distracts Owen on the top to allow Solo to make Owens channel Ric Flair as he flies off the top to the mat! Sikoa lowgrade beats on Owens while in picture in picture. Owens tries a Senton but Sikoa gets his knees up. NICE Samoan Drop by Solo. OWens starts his comeback after Sikoa misses a dive into the corner and Owens DDTs him. SUPERKICKS! CANNONBALL! SWANTON BOMB! JIMMY RUNS IN! DQ! OWens is on the table! SAMI ZAYN MAKES THE SAVE! KO turns down Sami's hand. Carmella is with Chelsea Green! Bianca Belair is strong and dominant, but I love the obliviousness of Carmella. Carmella has an unlikely foray into offense while we go to picture in picture. She keeps cutting off Bianca and it's kinda funny because Belair should dominate someone at the level of Carmella. Bianca finally hits a Backbreaker and Chelsea distracts the ref! Superkick by Carmella for two! Belair chucks Chelsea into the POUNCE AREA and comes in a uses her finisher on Carmella. POSTMATCH, Chelsea and Carmella beat on Bianca and Asuka comes out and BLUE MISTS Chelsea! Dolph Ziggler and Omos have a match! It doesn't last long! Johnny Gargano and Finn Balor have a match. Gargano flies over the toprope to go on offense as we go to picture in picture. The Judgement Day CHEAT on the outside to get Balor on offense- so he sinks in a Chinlock as we wait out the rest of the commercials. Gargano goes on a babyface comeback as we go back to normal screen! Nice Spear by Gargano! Balor Slingblades to COMEBACK! Gargano cuts him off and gets a nearfall. Gargano takes out Dominick while Rhea distracts the ref! EDGE! Pushes Balor off the top and Gargano DDTS Balor to get the win! POSTMATCH, Edge spears Finn Balor! That was perfectly fine. Piper Niven and Nikki Kross have a match! Nikki is CRAZY! That was over in like 45 seconds. Baron Corbin attempts to get on track by wrestling Chad Gable. SWEET EVEREST GERMAN SUPLEX by Gable! Corbin gets Gable back on track by tapping to Gable's Ankle Lock! That was ver quick. Sami Zayn and Jimmy Uso are here to settle some stuff. Awesome! Zayn is back to working like Terry Funk! GNARLY Suplex on the apron by Jimmy! Zayn is fucking awesome selling an ass beating and Jimmy is good at supplying it. Sami goes on offense with a Tornado DDT! NICE Flying Crossbody by Sami! Solo is kicked out and Sami hits a BLUE THUNDER BOMB for two! Jimmy with a Samoan Drop in picture in picture! They go total Memphis by just punching each other in the face. Sami is awesome fighting from the toprope to hit a Powerbomb. Jimmy hits a Superkick as Sami comes off the top. Jey Uso shows up! Sami rolls him up for the win! POSTMATCH, Jey picks Sami over Jimmy! THEN! JEY KICKS SAMI IN THE HEAD! They beat on Sami and CODY MAKES THE SAVE! That was a perfectly fine episode.

Lee Johnson vs Evil Uno- AEW Elevation Carmella vs Bianca Belair- RAW Kevin Owens vs Solo Sikoa- RAW Finn Balor vs Johnny Gargano- RAW Sami Zayn vs Jimmy Uso- RAW

Of course, he speaks on AmDrag/MJF, but more SPEEDBALL! MJF Stood and Delivered - The Ringer