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I know this thread may be for TNA vilification, but I would like to point you in the direction of the Christian/ Monty Brown "capital of Thailand" promo.

That one Briscoe said, "Sheeit!"

Those guys are awesome. I give them ***1/2! And this post just got ****. FUCKING WORKRATE! I don't run a message board, so I'm not qualified to "like" either of these posts ... please understand, guys.

I will make an honest effort to educate myself about the guy I don't know as much about, prior to my vote. This will last for the first round, maybe the first or second day of round two, tops. From that point forward, it will be contentious and vengeful voting, sprinkled with occasional pity votes for the obvious loser. In other words, just like the three March Madnesses previously held! #thestreak

Oh, Jesus ...

If you can call it that...

I heard Joe's brother Jack was particularly embarrassed. Especially given the recent death of their Russian uncle on the Koff side, Rotchaka.* *Of leprosy, why do you ask?

This thread makes me want to cry ...

^ I'm partial to the "Fuck It" song that Charlie Murphy as the grouch-type character sings.

Oh, that H's. I bet he has the old Craftmatic adjustable bed so he can get the V shape going and blow himself all night, every night.

Yeah, more thought on this and I realized CC could do a "wheelbarrow" swing ... but yeah, that's kinda cheating.

^ I would immediately think that gravity would pull the opponent's body in the direction that they bend, so unless you got a guy with incredible lower back strength to keep himself straight, it couldn't be done. I'd like to see such myself though.

Every time I see "Henry/Reigns," it makes makes me giddy for the double-take inherent when Mark meets Seth.

Big Poppa Pump would disagree.

Why? There is often interference in WWE's biggest name cage matches: HBK-Undertaker, Austin-McMahon, etc. etc. I could see if people were fantasy-booking blood or something that will never happen, but interference in a WWE cage match is pretty common.More to the point, the Elimination Chamber door gets opened up whenever someone gets eliminated. Also, someone can just climb up through the grating.I know what they should do Sunday... During the intros, Orton enters first and goes into his pod. Bryan is next and goes into his pod. Cesaro out next and into his pod. Zeb and Swags come to the ring with him. Sheamus comes out and thumps his chest and fellas around and ends up jawing with Swagger. Christian is out next and THE MONSTER MENG! comes out of the crowd and beats the hell out of Christian. Sheamus goes out to the floor to help but Swagger attacks him and then BUNKHOUSE BUCK! comes out riding on a bear and Christian and Sheamus are left laying. Bunkhouse and the bear go into the Chamber and Bunkhouse tries to enter into Sheamus' pod. Vickie Guerrero comes out with a lipstick stained Colonel Parker and she gives the thumbs up to the refs and they officially allow Bunkhouse and the bear into the match. Orton is going nuts because he's been ducking Bunkhouse Buck for years. Bryan is amped because he really wants to wrestle a bear. Zeb is going crazy because he thinks the bear is Canadian. Match starts with the bear and Cena. Cena runs like a bitch and he also tries to avoid the bear until Bunkhouse Buck enters and kicks Cena straight in the dick and the bear takes Cena down and pins him. Bryan in next and the bear easily tosses him around and pins him. Orton is in next and Buck punches him in the dick and then kicks him in the head and eliminates him. New champ guaranteed now. Cesaro in and he tries to swing the bear but the bear swings him instead and pins him. Meng forces the refs to keep the cage door open and the Colonel tells the bear to leave but then the lights go out and when they come back on, The Wyatt Family are in the ring and the bear has Buck covered. 1, 2, 3. The bear is the new WWE World Heavyweight Champion! Bray Wyatt puts his hat on the bear's head and also gives him a jug to drink out of and then he announces the new WWE World Heavyweight Champion to the audience as BEAR WYATT! So at WrestleMania it's "Animal vs. Animal" with Batista challenging Bear Wyatt for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship and a six-man tag team war with The Wyatt Family vs. The Real Americans and Bunkhouse Buck. I'll have your baby (we'll find a way ...)

Here's a small one I've always wondered: What if Brock nailed the shooting star press? *****?

Couldn't you *always* literally count the people? Hee...

The Sullivan family, the men all named Kevin, all sleeper agents ready to take over professional wrestling. The only line of defense? The Hobo Army.

The thing I've always despised about Jarrett, and it's mainly something he started in TNA and never really quit doing ... When wrestling some opponent with a specific gimmick (say, Billy Gunn in his "I'm Kip James bitch!" phase), Jarrett would co-opt said gimmick on an extremely hyper-verbal level to insult said opponent ("Are you Kip James, bitch?" *chop* To the fans: "Is this Kip James, bitch?" *chop*). Oh, that and his Flair/ HTM Attitude era rape baby gimmick.

Happy Valentine's Day! (Don't get mono.)

Did I ever mention how I fucking love wrestling math?

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But, buuut ....now, wait a sec, follow me on this one ... what if they *didn't*? Hunh? Hunh? What if, then? Yeah ... what if, indeed ...

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I always sorta wondered, "What if Warrior was the 3rd man in the nWo?"