jstout

I've gotta experiment with the different ways to join online. I always choose the "join crew" option and about 25 percent of the time it puts me in a public server with a crew member and 75 percent of the time, it says no one's available and I join a regular public server. I put no thought into the location of my apartment, but I like it. I'm two blocks from an AmmuNation and not that far from the golf course, the beach and Los Santos Customs #3. Of course, I think everyone else in the game lives in that neighborhood and it's griefer central. I wish I could get a bigger garage than a 10-car garage. One of these days, I wanna try to steal a tractor from Trevor territory and see if I can drive it back to my apartment. I joined the game the other day and kept hearing these loud blasts and the apartment was shaking. I go to the window and there's another player shelling my apartment building with a tank while the cops are going insane outside. I thought "memo to self: best to stay indoors for the time being." It's gotta suck being a cop in Los Santos online. "There's a guy with a tank downtown."

http://youtu.be/OM9lpP51LPw Was that Lemmiwinks? I figured it was a reference to "Game of Thrones" that my HBO-less ass didn't understand.

Plus if you like the racing on the game, you practically have to grind for money, because people will host races with custom cars and you have to keep up with the custom/modded cars arms race to have much of a chance of winning, barring major luck. I've got a custom car in every class but off-road on the off chance that someone wants to race Compacts, for example - it doesn't happen very often, but if it does, I'm ready. It's especially bad that most races you join are for custom Supers when a custom Super is expensive.

I'm not saying he would or wouldn't do well in the UFC - I don't know. Part of me thinks he would, part of me thinks he wouldn't. I just wanna see it.

I screamed like a woman when Westbrook hit that 3 and screamed even louder when Iguodala hit that game-winner. Not a good night to be my neighbors. What a great ending to an awesome game.

I tried to do some good old-fashioned race fixing with Bucky earlier, but I kept screwing up the job. Our paths will cross. He went up two levels while just dinking around with me. I couldn't get the damn headset to work, and I couldn't figure out if it's a problem with my headset or something I'm doing wrong. It was a mess. I wanted to quit earlier tonight, but I got out into freemode and I was the only one on the server - ah, bliss - no assholes chasing me around with a tank, fer Christ's sake. I was ready to give up when a high-priority vehicle popped up and I couldn't pass up the easy dough.

I'm gonna out myself as a not-true MMA fan or whatever, but I really like Askren. His approach is just different, and that's what I like about MMA - all of the different approaches. There are guys who seem to do nothing but punch and then there's Askren, who's a great wrestler. I'd love to see him in UFC to see if he has trouble handling the increase in competition, and I'd like to see how a fight between him and GSP would play out. Or imagine him vs. Nick Diaz. If Diaz hated GSP's "pussy" fighting style, Askren would make his head explode.

That one built up quite a head of steam by the end when I realized we were getting a multi-parter. Kenny's mouse/rat/whatever at the end was hilarious, as was Butters' fascination with the use of weiners in "Game of Thrones." Can't help but wonder how much funner it would be if I'd watched a second of "Game of Thrones," though.

He'd get fired after he refused to sing "The Lumberjack Song."

Whatever it is, it's sold out.

Wrestling needs more Eivls impersonator color commentators. The guy sounds more like Harry Caray than Elvis, though, this is awesome. Between that and the charisma-free Rod Price taking on babyface sensation Terry Simms, the word "classic" should be used with the quotation marks firmly attached.

OK, I want Heyman to be in a full body cast with Curtis Axel wheeling him out strapped to a dolly and holding the microphone up to his mouth hole for him. Is that so wrong? I don't get to watch much Raw - is this WWE "main event style" or WWE "TV main event style"?: The Shield vs. Bryan and Punk was just sorta there at the start until they decided it was time to kick it into another gear and everyone started bumping and flying all over the place. One would think they could find a middle ground between the plodding starts and the hyperactive finishes. And yeah, that ending was awesome, so much better than last week's.

Surely Sunny would provide a letter of authenticity for her poop.

When I got up, I saw that my buddy and the other guy were waiting in a car. That's the guy who drove around the base to the highway and made the jump over the fence. On our previous attempt at the mission, I did the same thing you did and drove my bike all the way around the base. I still have no idea how to get in there without that guy's fence jump or flying in. From now on, I'm just going to call a Merryweather helicopter in and skydive down. Oh, you jumped the fence while in the car? I would've never thought of that.

Mickie has a kid with a guy who I think is also a wrestler. I dunno how I managed to stumble across her Facebook page one day, but I did. I think I was wondering what happened to her and went to Googling.

Yeah, wrecking was the death of me. I think I hit a car and that killed me. I haven't laughed as hard in a long time as I did when you were on the back of my motorcycle and I just plowed into the poor security guard at the fence at top speed and splattered us both against the fence in a violent fashion. You then headed off in another direction and I tried to follow but lost you and wound up circling around the outside of the base, trying to find the way in. I wound up back at the guard shack, "dammit!"ing the whole time.

Constantly talking about "her hero, Hillary Clinton" was just GIGANTIC heat in Smoky Mountain, unbelieveably enough. She was always just incredibly hot, but the fake boobs kinda made it all about the fake boobs when she was hot long before that. I understand why every woman in the WWF has to have fake boobs, but it was still sad to me at the time that she had to do that to "make it" when she was really talented and plenty hot enough without the fake boobs.

I always used to be able to ditch the cops real easy in that situation - I could literally drive across the street from the house and they couldn't find me, so maybe it's not as tough as a "traditional" two-star rating. I eventually sold the car and that quit happening. Now, I've dragged home two cars I've stolen (drove them into the garage in a hurry to escape), and I can't get rid of them. I take them outside the garage, sometimes a ways down the road, and they respawn in my garage despite not having a tracker on them. So I'll drag them outside again, and they'll reappear. I could probably either blow them up or sell them to LSC, but they're both worth about $1,000 apiece.

Maybe I'm showing my age, but Tammy Fitch>Sunny.

However I can help, it seems like I'm on there 24 hours a day these days (jstout423). People going places on vacation is such an old-fashioned notion. I'm spending my vacation in Los Santos. Not getting the stimulus is a bummer, but you'll find as you keep doing the same stuff over and over again (racing, missions and survival), you'll gain money and level up. I was counting on the stimulus to buy an apartment, but I managed to save enough to buy a $200,000 apartment long before the stimulus hit and still had enough dough to buy whatever cool weapon opened up as I leveled up. You get a free snazzy Sports car when you get a garage or apartment to store it in. I have a headset, but never use it. Very few people do. I guess they'd come in handy sometimes. I got plenty of help today from Rukered - it was comical - he invites me on a mission, I do absolutely nothing to help the mission whatsoever, then collect the $20,000 after everyone else finishes the mission. It was like alms for the damaged. "Here you go, lad, here's $20,000." Then I got to racing these other two guys and I kept beating them and beating them and beating them with my modded-out Adder and they never changed car types or turned the custom cars off. They just kept coming back for more. It was like someone handing me 10 grand every couple of minutes or so. It was glorious. I finally got my race winning percentage above the .100 mark.

We should all walk into our respective workplaces Monday with the Vitor Belfort haircut.

Incognito will wind up as a cop somewhere. Or maybe TNA will make him a wrestler.

I said "screw it" and spent all my reparations plus more on the Adder, then found myself saying "I've gotta save money to get my cars more souped up." That is, until I walked into AmmuNation and was like "hey, a new weapon! Gonna need the bigger clip, the silencer, the flashlight..." I ground the Commute into the ground, must've done it 20 times, and finally won a race with my Adder and the leader booted me out of the job the next race. I probably have the single worst racing record in all of GTA Online - I think I'm something like 35-355.

I really wish they'd quit calling it "the Association," and I'm not sure why.

I saw Richards on an indy show and he was SO much better than anyone else, it wasn't even funny. I'm not sure I'd like him as much if he were paired with an opponent that could hang with him. I'm sure the WWE would NXT some of the goofiness out of him and turn him into a Malenko "serious"-type wrestler.