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Is Ambrose,s nickname now the lunatic buzz? Because he has no fringe any more.

My boss bought me a fancy phone because I'm Ass manage now. So I can lurk at work. And post,like I am going. Doing. Bloody tiny virtual buttons. I have Man hands!

Aren't most of us getting it on PS4 though? Are edits portable?

I just got my 10th gold trophy on Rocket league. Most games only have one or two golds, but RL has loads of them. Also I'll get the platinum as soon as I play an online game with a friend, which I've already done but not been rewarded for.

I disagree. Writing matches is fun, speaking as the guy who wrote all the good matches in the old e-fed. Winnipagan was rubbish by comparison. If we're doing it, I'm in.

Not since the mid 90s iirc, they bought in a new classification for videotapes that could only be sold in licensed sex shops (nb: European dirtiness. Actually harder than USA standards)... they still release 18 rated porn which is cut down to what you'd see on like Game of Thrones or something, but that's mostly for people who fear technology. There's the internet now, you know. Wrestling in August:

So right before I started on Mafia 3, I was failing to finish up on Sleeping Dogs. Now I'm not sure exactly how many videogames feature the main character singing "I Fought the Law", but I played two of them back to back.

Hence the infamous "I nearly died today/ So how's the Weather over there" exchange. Meltzer made it to the Defranco show today:

I'll have you know my asshole is the holiest hole in all of hole-dom.

So it'll be working in time for the European release then?

Paige VanZant has a book coming out. And is talking about her life before MMA, which was apparently less than a bed of roses. https://www.theguardian.com/sport/2018/aug/13/paige-vanzant-ufc-fighter-bullying-abuse

So are the Golden Razzies going to counter with an "Outstanding Achievement in Unpopular Film" award?

See, the way I see it, Moose and Brian Cage are both Mike Awesome. But Cage is more of the ECW Mike Awesome, and Moose is more of a WCW Mike Awesome. With a touch of the RVD 'look at this cool spinny thing I can do' type deal.

The first Wrestling show I ever went to, the main event was a ten-man tag with Brookside & Dean on the babyface team, and Satoshi Kojima (billed as Japan's Mean Machine) was one of the heels. Can't remember who else was in it though. Doc Dean was a fantastic Wrestler.

Mafia 3 is OK so far, but Square to enter vehicle, and Triangle as jump and climb? Every time I approach my car to get in and drive, I end up standing on the roof like an idiot.

It's called a Pavement Suplex in Europe. In '89 Meltzer was most likely on a total Flair & Steamboat worship deal, and would refuse to acknowledge that anyone in Vinceville was capable of having a good match. And an awful lot of those guys were absolutely terrible, to be fair.

See how some people would translate the katakana for Keiji Mutoh's elbowdrop and call it the "Flashing Elbow"? It was actually "Thrashing Elbow" all along. But Mutoh thought that was so funny that he called his running knee off the knee a "Shining Wizard" anyway. PS: Gorilla Moronsoon thought the Russian Legsweep was called "Neckbreaker". He was a terrible play by play guy because he ignored industry standards of what moves were called and made up his own shit. If Gordon Solie said a move was called something, you bet your arse Jim Ross and Lance Russell would also call the same move the same thing. But not bloody Gorilla, no, he's got to have his own names for things because we're not Wrestling, we're Sports Entertainment and all the rest of that bollocks. Can we just agree with Vince, that every move in Wrestling history is called "Whattamanouver" and move on from there?

So I bet this got posted already and I missed it:

There's no such thing as a Butterfly Suplex, it's called a Double Elbows Throw. I'm right because I'm from England.

Just ask for Keira Hogan gifs instead. Far more interesting.

Since when was Shenmue 1 & 2 coming out on PS4 this month? Because it's on pre-order in the PSN store at £22.49. Guess my Dreamcast copy of Shemue 2 (European edition) is not the goldmine it might once have been. Maybe I should have actually played it at some point in the last couple decades.

Until Dawn is pissing me off. I was doing my "Find everything, save everyone" run-through, and I got everything perfect except I somehow messed up the very last Don't Move challenge in the game, and Hayden Panatierre got her guys ripped out... so now I've failed at saving everyone, and if I want to try again (and get the Trophy for saving all the girls, and the other trophy for saving all the boys and all the girls), I've got to play THE ENTIRE GAME FROM THE START to do it. And if I want the platinum, I then have to do a "Find nothing, kill everyone" run from scratch as well.

Might not be finished. See how video games sometimes look less good on release than in the trailers? Movies don't do that.

Born in England 1974, I grew up on World of Sport wrestling, and on the odd time when they'd show imported tapes of WWF Superstars instead of British Wrestlers, I'd come away with the impression that Americans couldn't wrestle and all their heroes were morons. How stupid do you have to be to fall for the 'chase my opponent's manager around the ring so my opponent can sneak attack me' gambit? OK, so how stupid do you have to be to fall for it in every match? That's what I thought when I was 8. But I stopped watching WoS when I was about 10 (it was cancelled when I was 13). Got back into it thanks to 1991 WCW Worldwide,which was the only thing on telly at 2 in the morning on a Wednesday night then (nb: TV channels in the UK didn't broadcast 24 hours a day in the 80s. They used to close down at around midnight. ITV went 24 hrs first around 89 or 90, and it was a good few years before any of the other three channels joined them.

Also, as a citizen of the Republic of Ireland, McGregor's not a citizen of the British Commonwealth, and therefore not eligible to fight for a Commonwealth title. He could fight for a European title though. And lose, obvs.