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When Brock Lesnar wontheNCAA tournament in 2000, everyone assumed he was going to the WWF (as was) because he looked so much like what people thought a WWF Wrestler looked like. But at that time, he was also being courted by WCW and NJPW. So if he never went to the WWF, he'd have gone to the WWE a few years later anyway.

It's quite hard to find the button to cancel your subscription now. But when you do, they ask you why you're doing it. And one of the buttons is "The booking sucks, you keep pushing shit Wrestlers I hate as top babyfaces". Polite version, obviously.

So the people who supported Trump because "He was speaking figuratively, he didn't literally mean an actual wall" STILL haven't got that he meant all of it literally? EDIT: Did them mis-spelling the Prime Minister's name get any play over there? Because y'know, there's two Theresa Mays. This is Theresa May, UK Prime Minster: This is Teresa (no H) May, UK glamour model: Guess which spelling of Theresa was on the official White Houre press releases?

'The Bastard' Dave Mastiff teaches at a primary school for a living.

Darren Burridge and a few of the FWA lads tried to get a Thai promotion going in around 2004. They ran a few shows, then returned to England when they realised it wasn't going anywhere business wise.

I loved that film when I was six. Better than any of that Disney bollocks.

Am I to surmise from all this that, after all this time, GTA has somehow suddenly become a game all about stealing loads of cars?

Does anyone else get the impression that we aren't going to be able to change Scott and Sara's names & appearances after all? Also, does Daddy Ryder have a Mullet?

It's good how Rippa has the most recent reply, because now on the front page it says "HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHIL RIPPA". But if anyone replies after him that'll totally destroy it. Oops.

Stan Hansen was as blind as a bat, and it never did him any harm. It jut lead to him doing his opponents quite a lot of harm.

I think the idiot read the phrase 'Black Timberlake' in your post, and assumed you were talking about @Elsalvajeloco because... who knows how his mind worked (assuming it does)?

There's a comedian in England called Jimmy Carr. If you arrange all of his comedy DVDs in the order they came out, the titles read: Jimmy Carr: Stand Up Jimmy Carr: Comedian Jimmy Carr: Live Jimmy Carr: In Concert Jimmy Carr: Telling Jokes

What? Someone had to.

And Tyger Drew-Honey, from Outnumbered, 21 today. Son of Linzi Drew (who played Brenda Bristols in the Porn-film-within-a-film in American Werewolf in London, and quite a lot of actual porn as well) and Lindsey Honey (AKA Ben Dover, star of... loads of porn, oddly enough). Both his parents are porn stars called Lindsey. So of course he becomes a child actor/ BBC3 documentarian.

Maybe he was just a really big Randy Orton fan who found all Orton's actual nicknames were taken, and didn't want to be called Legend Viper who hears voices?

I only played MK1 in the arcade, never 2. 2 was just on Megadrive. I've done a bit of MK9 story mode, but it pissed me off by having a false ending. The tournament is over, you won, Earth is saved for now... oh wait, let's just have another tournament right now because that one didn't count because the bad guys didn't win. Already managed to complete an Arcade ladder, played as Kano all the way to the final, then couldn't beat Shao Khan because he takes no damage from anything (the X-Ray did as much damage to him as an uppercut does to anyone else), so I went cheap and played as Sheeva instead, and just did the Teleport Stomp over and over until he was dead. That was really easy.

You know how comic book movies are always careful to be respectful to the source material? People who make videogame movies don't seem to think that's important. And it's based on a failure of mathematics: If Assassin's Creed games come out every year and make ten million dollars (I'm guessing), then it must be a story people want to hear. But whilst not everyone owns a games console, everyone can go to the movies, so therefore a movie's reach will be twice as big and we'll be rolling in receipts. They forget that games cost 8 times as much as movie tickets, and so you need to octuple the reach, not double it, to make the same amount of gross sales. Also, Hollywood producers are egomaniacs who want to prove they can succeed at something everyone fails at.

I believe you've missed the point. I mentioned that higher up on this very page. See?

Don't you just hate it whwn you enter a joke contest and don't win? Skip the first hour for the jokes. Should have known the Americans wouldn't get the Curry reference. I actually sent in two jokes,but they only read one. The other was What do you call a Krogan who's really into Bodybuilding?

You know how TNA nearly had Sha Samuels at the same time as Samuel Shaw? WWE now has 2 guys called Tyler B. They should form a team. The Breeze and Bate Connection.

He was a heelish guy in Damages, wasn't he?

Swamp the Drains!

Well, there aren't many Superhero fights in the MCU where it's clear the villain is just after the hero and nobody else (because most of the fights are 'Save these people' or 'Save the World', rather than 'Save yourself'). Although obviously someone was filming the Chitauri invasion, because that kid was selling footage of it all season... If the Hulk was getting into it with the Abomination outside your front door, sure you'd run for it, and hope your house was still standing when they'd finished.