Skeeball Wizard

The end is going to be Jarrett, Dixie, Russo and Bob Ryder being imprisoned.

I really wish Alexa would get to do more than cheap shot Blake and Murphy's opponents. I think she is going to be on the level of Sasha/Becky/Bayley someday. Also I finally figured out who she reminds me of, moreso than Trish. Caroline, Fez's girlfriend from That 70s Show. Especially when Caroline reappeared late in the show's run.

At this point, I'd say pretty good somewhere down the line. Considering the current crop of NXT guys and those both recently signed and rumored, its a good time to be a high end Indy guy. I haven't seen much of Sabre and I'm not sure how he compares size wise, but even that doesn't seem to matter as much anymore.

Miz in his current role?

I gotta think the Balor/Joe team will self destruct to set up a match between the two. Jordan and Gable all the way!

It's a good man's responsibility to stand up when his fellow good comrades are not being funny and say "No more, my sisters and brothers. No more." I was personally waiting for it to come full circle to someone riffing his name as "Braun Strowman".

FTFY

I didn't figure out that wasn't Sandman until I saw the HTML code.

There is a chance he thought of it independently. I'd say that's entirely possible, its not like tape trading or the internet were around back then. Could be a situation like what happened with Nova and Christopher Daniels both "innovating" the Spin Doctor/Roll of the Dice/Queens Crossbow.

Hey, that's MISTER Broke Strawman to you. You can't talk about Broom Summerschool like that!

I've been trying to figure this out myself, I assume it will be a tag team, and if thats the case, I gotta assume it will be Lucha Dragons. They don't have much going on as is. Maybe Blake and Murphy, but only if they split them off from Alexa.

Dumping everything, wrestlers included, in a landfill in a New Mexico desert. If it leads to an awesome documentary and retrospective in 30 years after becoming an urban legend, I vote for this option.

Well looks like Lesnar has done the impossible, made me want to watch a Big Show match. Owens and Jericho should be good, Jericho was great on the Japan special. Hope the rest of the card has more unique matches than have been announced.

I hope that means they signed Excaliber to replace JBL. Or Cole. Or Saxton. Or all three.

I personally think Brick Streetlight should use the Iconoclasm, its visually impressive and easy enough that he won't cripple anyone.

What I really want is Reigns and Ambrose to set up "New Shield" auditions backstage and have an assorted group of wingnuts, screwballs and weirdos try to make a case for why they should be the third man. Lots show up, but no one who belongs in the spot trys out. Reigns and Ambrose are ready to call it a day when they see an impish fellow in glasses sitting over off to the side. You see, he just accompanied his friend for moral support. They convince him to try out, and he is an athletic wonder, and gets the part. A makeover montage follows, and then they officially introduce the new third man, Neville. Would have been better ad his debut, but this works too. A jealous Rollins sneers from the sidelines. Fin.

What I really want is Reigns and Ambrose to set up "New Shield" auditions backstage and have an assorted group of wingnuts, screwballs and weirdos try to make a case for why they should be the third man. Lots show up, but no one who belongs in the spot trys out. Reigns and Ambrose are ready to call it a day when they see an impish fellow in glasses sitting over off to the side. You see, he just accompanied his friend for moral support. They convince he to try out, and he is an athletic wonder, and gets the part. A makeover montage follows, and then they officially introduce the new third man, Neville. Would have been better ad his debut, but this works too. A jealous Rollins sneers from the sidelines. Fin.

It was me, and that's actually a really good suggestion. Props. Young Bucks?

Rumblingz have it that he might drop the King gimmick for something new. Cause, y'know, gimmick #20 will be the winner. Can we just bring back the Nexus? That was actually working! How about pairing up Barrett with court jester Heath Slater?

Couple things I don't think have been mentioned yet: Rusev's standing flip senton was awesome, looked like he crushed Dolph. Lana looks like she just got back from an 80s themed mixer. She doesn't look like a character, but rather a person in a costume. Cesaro and Owens should've been the opening match, put Sheamus and Orton on before the main. They (Orton Sheamus) looked way out of place on this show, boring match too.Big E's apron splash is my new favorite signature move.

When did Ultramantis Black show up?

Oh shit that is Paige? I thought it was One Man Gang.

I think the Wyatt's/Shield match is going to be a double quadruple turn, with the Wyatts becoming the new Shield and Ambrose and Reigns inexplicably becoming the Wyatts.

Slater would've been a made man, but Zack was heavily politicking backstage, threatened to go be on California Dreams if he had to put Slater over.

This for some reason reminded me of the Mr. Show skit when the monkey asked why they were blowing up the moon.