Super Weak Machine

I read that post too quickly and thought there was a new daytime TV program called "Good Morning, Nigga" "Yes, Arsenio Hall will get another show. It will be called Good Morning Black America. It will be shown at noon throughout the country."

But did any of those have the deadly poisonous Zanzibar hamsters? I didn't think so.

Dolph getting his throat crushed needed him coming back with a Tenryu/Honma voice.

Only if he rubs his belly like Roy Nelson.

Hogan vs. Great Power Uti in Nigeria.

Only if Terry Crews comes out as T-Money.

It's 100°F+ today, and I noticed that the A/C stopped blowing cold air. I went outside and found that the guys hired to cut brush hit some wires on the outside unit and killed it. Shit. I told them about it, expecting the usual "not our problem". Turns out they also do electrical work, and they had it running again in a couple of minutes.

Dan Severn's 1998 stint didn't amount to much, but his music ruled. Now sing it with the lyrics: "I wear sweaty grey T-shirts".

COLLEGE?!

Never trust a man who voluntarily wants to enter Brian Knobbs's house.

What, no Hervina?

The Over-the-Shoulder Toe Holder.

Dungeon of Doom. All of it.

I've had one piece of music stuck in my head all damn day:

Of course, Gary was always bringing in the foreign heels.

I was 4 years old: UWF @ Ft. Worth, TX - Cowtown Coliseum - February 7, 1987 UWF Tag Team Title Tournament First Round Matches: Ted DiBiase & Steve Williams def Bill Irwin & Eli Terry Taylor & Sam Houston def Terry Gordy & The Angel of Death Sting & Rick Steiner (w/Eddie Gilbert & Missy Hyatt) def Chavo Guerrero & The Missing Link (w/Dark Journey) Chris Adams & Iceman King Parsons def Michael Hayes & Buddy Jack Roberts (w/Sunshine) UWF Tag Team Title Tournament Semi-final Match: Chris Adams & Iceman King Parsons def Ted DiBiase & Steve Williams. Adams & Parsons split up after the match. Adams won a coin toss and was allowed to continue on with a new partner. UWF Television Champion Savannah Jack def Mike Boyette UWF Tag Team Title Tournament Semi-Final Match: Sting & Rick Steiner (w/Eddie Gilbert & Missy Hyatt) def Sam Houston & Terry Taylor UWF Tag Team Title Tournament Finals: Chris Adams & Terry Taylor def Sting & Rick Steiner (w/Eddie Gilbert & Missy Hyatt) to win the titles

They should at least have a match or two in the bullpen.

The show would instantly get better. The mere presence of Lorenzo would attract Finlay, who, as if by magic, would suddenly appear just to hit him in the mouth again.

Metal Gear 2 had some nifty tunes.

GWF? Is Joe Pedicino back at it again?

See, I think catastrophe is more harsh, but that's just me Given the unintentionally comedy of the show, perhaps I should be searching for a word that defines a comical calamity Hilaritrophe? Comiclysm? I would just call the show a disasterpiece. Then again, I might actually prefer to watch Heidenreich.

"The following announcement has been paid for by the New World Order."

Who among you would dare question Arn Anderson on his choice of attire?

I want a new Base Wars. Lots more parts. More weapons. More bot types. More fighting moves. The option to play a full season.

What, no Brimstone?