Pete

"They mad?" "Oh, they mad."

I expect a bearded, lazy eyed baby. With a heavy Southern/Noo Yawk accent.

No way in hell Trump will be the owner. They'll ask him to open the books, he'll bow out and conjure some bullshit reason for why he's really dropping out. He's already said he doesn't like his own chances, for obvious reasons. In far cooler news, the Steelers are officially retiring #75. Somewhere, there's a 30+-year-old photo of me wearing a "ONE FOR THE THUMB IN '81" shirt. Thanks Mean Joe.

Did you ask if Russo called McLane at that same phone booth he always used to call the other Vince?

Kobashi/Sasaki, this ain't.More like Frye/Takayama this ain'tPiling on to say: "Two homeless guys fighting over a discarded T-bone, this ain't."Bum Fights, it ain't.Two girls fighting over the top bunk it ain't.Two girls fighting over doo-doo in a cup, it ain't. I'm just quoting to see it get even smaller, and then make a joke about it not being two amoebas fighting, or maybe it is I can't tell

Oh, I've already had root canals in the past (say hallo to my leetle friend Mr Vicodin)... just not two back to back. They already told me the first one will cost $2700. Fun.

Double root canal: the three most sickening words I've heard this week next to "Sarah Palin Channel."

Also, I was under the impression that the El Rey show was more a reality series than straight wrestling.

I think it'd be more like [email protected] Bullshit; [email protected]. or Hotmail.Edit: ^ dammit! Damn, that's eerie! Mindspring, people. Mindspring.

When my mother was going to high school here in Brooklyn in the late 60's, she told me some of the "bad" girls did that so you would never want to fight them cause if you grabbed their heads you'd get all cut up. Now that I'm thinking about it, Stephanie needs to do some Mean Streets of Greenwich promo's about how Brie don't want none of this. Great, now I'm picturing Soccer Mom Stephanie rolling up in her mini van with Power 105 blasting. Now I want Stephie to bring back the Mean Street Posse. Someone make this shit happen yesterday.

Let the guessing game begin. ROH? PWG? Chikara? I would watch the shit out of weekly two-hour Chikara.

A year in the hole had taken its toll When I took a good look at me And what a surprise The scope of my eyes could only see black And I remember someone who was taking them two by two And lately I'd become the one who'd have laughed at you too There was a black flag on my morning There was a black flag on my day There was a black flag on everything around And I was walking backwards again I walked in the day, my usual way, looking through a 2X4 It colored my view, I couldn't see you Or maybe I just wouldn't And I remember the time when the sunlight fell on my head And lately I'd become a member of the walking dead There was a black flag on my morning There was a black flag on my day There was a black flag on everything around And I was walking backwards again And I know that I was wrong It was up to me if I wanted to see And I remember the day when I saw the mask on my face And I knew that it was time to put the thing in its place I put the black flag on my morning I put the black flag on my day I put the black flag on everything around And I was walking backwards again And I know that I was wrong

I just cracked up picturing Stephie getting delusional about her night in the hoosegow, thinking it makes her all street and shit. Like she grows out an Afro so she can hide razors in it.

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So did I miss Bryan getting mentioned at all during the show? They didn't even mention him during the angle at the end- you'd think they'd be going pants-free for one of their guys making national headlines for something other than offing his family.

I think I'd understand the uproar if it was a sponsor logo or something - but the school logo? Not a big deal. I get it, it's a tradition for nothing to be there, etc, but...yeah, a year from now, nobody will care. To clarify, the "ugh" wasn't for their logo- it was for the surface said logo was being laid down on.

Second minor league game for me this month as we shlepped down to Trenton with some friends for the Trenton Thunder/Binghamton Mets game. Trenton's barn (Arm & Hammer Park) is really nice- friendly, compact and down to earth, with cute minor-league touches like a dog fetching the Trenton players' bats and modern touches like a huge, major league-quality HD board in right field. Forecast called for rain so we didn't bother with lotion- so naturally it was 90 degrees and brilliantly sunny and we all got burnt to a crisp. Bingo lost 7-2 so we're on an 0-for-2 slide with Mets affiliates... which thankfully hasn't deterred Cindy from her goal of seeing all the Mets minor league clubs. Bingo, St Lucie, Savannah, Las Vegas... this could almost work.

Interesting.

Who on your list do you imagine WWE wouldn't have by now if they wanted them? WWE have offered deals to a few of those listed over the years but from memory alot of them sighted the lighter taping schedule of TNA as being a major reason for staying. And to be fair, it looks like their taping schedule is about to get even lighter.

Had a blast at the Manchester City fan fest yesterday, even getting interviewed for CityTV. They shot the works with free food, the Double trophies, clinics etc- I recognize that not only is it not a drop in the bucket for the club, it's not even a molecule in that drop, but it's still way, way more than RBNY have ever done in the city proper to promote themselves for the most part. I've officially joined the dark side and sprung for a NYCFC season ticket as well- let the hate mail commence (y'all know who you are). BPL trophy selfie. In a surprise, Shaun Goater was there.

He can go hang out with Pat Bowden, slowly going insane from stories about the Broncos winning 9 straight Super Bowls.