Fartsauce

How many "you knows" is Don Lemon (or whoever is on at the time) going to put up with before he cuts Dave off and goes to a breaking story about a republican stealing a basketball away from a minority somewhere in Tennessee?

They'll do anything to pop a rating. Holy crap.

I'm listening to Foley's pod and it's been tough so far. The topic is No Way Out 2000 and Foley just rambles and rambles and rambles off topic. I'm about 40 minutes in and its a rough listen so far. Conrad needs to reel this in or I'm going to turn it off.

We are the bowel movement. It's all going to come out one way or another.

While I've been blasting one out the last 28 minutes, I've had time to think about this. If this is some kind of work, Tony is risking people not ordering the show. If it is legit a shoot, what the hell happened? I actually think they could get more mileage out of this storyline by having MJF win tomorrow.

Enough about Cody. Let's talk about Bear Bronson.

The Iron Shiek has another 13 hours to make it to the ring.

Takeshita is my favourite wrestler so I'm jazzed about this.

While that is a pretty big announcement I'm not sure how that's going to go over in front of a live crowd. It might go over like a....wet fart in church.

It was a great fight. I give it 4 out of 5 wipes.

Holy shit fellers Cesaro is no longer in WWE. Tony better be trying to sign him.

There's lots of nepotism in the plumbing industry as well fellers.

What will they name Cody? Jackson Daley?