Contentious C

I can't believe I just saw: - A FRUITY PEBBLES commercial in 2025 - Featuring grown-ass adults eating it - Who are somehow inspired by the colors to Jackson Pollock their living room All this for arguably one of the worst cereals ever made. We are UNDENIABLY living in the fucking stupidest timeline.

Probably picked a good time to check out.

I'm less than halfway into the pilot and it isn't grabbing me, but after that walk through the pizza kitchen, I did think, "Would this be better with Jeremy Allen White as Hood and Ayo Edebiri as Riri?" and figured, "Yeah, probably."

And then KEITH is barely in the movie, because Todd and Frank drive all the action.

Deandre Ayton is getting bought out by Portland, and evidently his buyout means that he can sign with anyone, including 2nd-apron teams. He's soft as fuck, but it could matter a lot for next year's playoffs. Please don't go to the fucking Lakers.

Not sure which is more disturbing: the Doritos commercial where the teenager sucks the random guy's finger, or the Jeffrey Dahmeresque Cinnamon Toast Crunch one. But Disney WILL NOT QUIT playing both.

First reach of the draft is Kon Knueppel, of course Charlotte keeps finding ways to fuck up.

Michelle Williams' character pretty thoroughly impugns the moral fiber of Jake to Heath in one scene. Also, Kim Basinger won Best Supporting Actress for L.A. Confidential, so...someone won something. Just not Guy or Russell.

Yep, it's like Brad Stevens read my mind.

Wow, way to ensure both teams keep stinking.

Jrue Holiday headed back to Portland, this time for Anfernee Simons and two seconds. The good thing about the deal is Simons' money comes off the books after next year. Guess we'll find out if he's coachable on the defensive end.

Yeah, if they expand in a few years, I hope they spin off the Seattle history and banner to the new team, like the NFL did with Cleveland. Then again, seeing how that's gone for them, maybe it's a terrible idea.

The 13-5 turnover difference might finally be catching up. Damnit.

The way he responded sure doesn't seem like the 'good' side of the outcome chart. This is going to be one of the ultimate "what if" games if Indy keeps it this close but doesn't quite get there.

Just got a pretty interesting email earlier mentioning that Criterion sold my personal info to Meta because of course they did. This is why we can't have nice things.