Dolfan in NYC

I'm next to positive he's tapped to the STFU. Maybe to the Hell's Gate too.

NJ.com is reporting the Eagles are working a deal (or multiple deals) to trade up picks -- the objective being to draft Marcus Mariota. This will end well.

Here's the picture from Twitter: "Hail Hydra"

February 1, 2015 From Glendale, Arizona Seattle (PICK) vs. New England (o/u 48.5)

Thanks Jeff Loria, since you built that $500 million sinkhole in Little Havana, and subsequently screwing over the fans by selling the best players for pennies on the dollar, the Dolphins won't get a new stadium until the 2030's. Grr... Fu... Raccoon eating cotton candy.

RIP Bryan Moorman

If KG gave half a crap, he might throw Lance into the East River by the All Star Break. [EDIT - Maybe he did. Charlotte is out of the OKC-Brooklyn trade talks according to the WWL]

Kiper released his first mock draft today: 1. Tampa - Jameis Winston (QB - Florida State) 2. Tennessee - Marcus Mariotta (QB - Oregon) 3. Jacksonville - Leonard Williams (DT - Southern Cal) 4. Oakland - Amari Cooper (WR - Alabama) 5. Washington - Randy Gregory (DE - Nebraska)

Let's not get into immediate Hyperbole. I bet if you run through the list of all of them, you would find some worse ones. For example, I was just reminded that Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close was nominated for 2011. Not to even mention that it may not be the worst movie to be nominated this year.... hi, Theory of Everything.

Belichick strikes again.

Probably because its release was way too early for voters to remember. The Best Actor category is 5 first time nominees and all are unbelievable performances. Though I think it will go to Keaton for Harvey Birdman.

You tell me, Dewar.

PC GTA V is coming 3/26. The press release says Online Heists will be included with it and they will be released for all other consoles "weeks before" the PC release. Also... More here.

Prediction for the Aussie: Nadal doing his best Seth Rollins over anyone who crosses his path.

You dont believe that do you? People still support Benoit. How are we defining "support" for Benoit? If its "Can watch his matches without feeling weird about it" (and for the record, I can't) that seems a far cry from "Is totally cool with the guy. I mean, people make mistakes, right?" These are for sale. I've seen someone wearing one.

Cowboys retain Jason Garrett 5/30. Rod Marinelli will also return as OC.

I think that's a good place to stop. See you in the offseason thread.

Archer is one of the smartest shows on TV, you read that absolutely correctly. By the way, only this show can get me to love a semi-sentient copier/toaster.

I didn't see what happened. My monitor went out.

I'll give you two words as to why John Fox is a great head coach: Tim Tebow.

Condescend much? Jesus.

Billy Gunn didn't compensate for Bob Holly's 500+ lb. weight.