Craig H

I’m 100% getting Marathon. Fuck yeah.

Isn't this the second time he's had a Master P inspired shirt? I could swear he had one in AEW. Or before AEW. Or maybe it was someone else. This is so close to being animal abuse.

I got this and laughed pretty hard, but I think it was so subtle that it went over everyone's heads, including the announcers. Kenny stood there looking around with this "really, no one else gets this?" look on his face. Young Cucks indeed. As for Hook, everyone has a different tolerance when they're sick. If I'm sick, like pukey sick, either just a bug, hungover (thankfully it has been maybe 10+ years since that has last happened, maybe 15), or with a migraine, I am just done. I'm not doing a fucking thing. I don't have a "flu game" in me. My flu game is muscling up the will to eat like 5 saltines and drink a Sprite and maybe the Liptons noodle soup packet things. Hook is out there wrestling and almost got through the entire segment before blowing chunks. I think that might be my first time seeing someone throw up in ring too. I have seen baseball players do that all the time, including watching person at a minor league game, but never in wrestling. So, uh, congrats Hook. You're now one of a few to get sick in ring on live tv joining CM Punk who sharted or dooked in ring and, uh, well, I think that's it. So yeah, it's just you and Punk.

MORE. DANCING.

God. Everything Bron does needs the Doom music.

Christ. Bert and Tony Hinchcliffe? Fuck this.

Original Rogue was you have one life. That's it. Whatever you get you don't carry any bit with you when you die. You basically start over from the start. No checkpoints or anything. Rogue-likes are "friendlier" in that when you die you start over from the beginning, but you typically get to augment yourself in some way shape or form that lets you be more powerful going into your next run.

In any event, if it’s good, I’m going to play it because it’s Bungie.

I have Deep Rock Galactic but I’ve never played it. I also thought Tarkov was a battle royale game. Oh god, as I get olderi guess I get more out of touch with games like I do with music.

I can't think of an extraction shooter that I've played... I've messed with Dark and Darker, which isn't a shooter, but you do have to exit from the map at some point. Would Helldivers 2 count? You're literally getting extracted at the end of every mission so I guess if there's one, that's probably it.

Really awesome show, but yeah, I'm of two minds about the main event. I'm not thrilled at all about Mox still being champion not because it's Mox, but because this gimmick and angle forces him out of having excellent matches with excellent finishes and in particular continues the overbooking mess and the stranglehold that he has on the top of the card. I love Moxley, but I fucking hate that this angle has taken all the fun out of the guy. Swerve winning would have been the better finish. On the other hand, I really like the Young Bucks (when they're motivated which it seems like they weren't in their last title run) and I had completely forgotten about them until their surprise return. That really shocked me. Toni vs Bayne ruled and now I have an even bigger crush on Toni with her no makeup look in that montage. The triple threat was fucking insane. For a match where there was no other outcome other Kenny winning unless Kenny spontaneously combusted mid-match, it really fucking delivered and shocked the hell out of me. I could do without Speedball screaming all of the time though. Man, FTR really kicked the shit out of Copeland. I mean, damn, they beat his fucking ass. Really cool moment for Bowens. Max Caster is the biggest fucking Jannetty. For the health and sake of the futures of Kyle Fletcher and Chicken, please don't let them face each other again. Excellent match. Those two have the weirdest, best, most incredible chemistry that I wouldn't have thought two guys would have. Garcia is the perfect opponent for Cole because they both look like cruiserweights not wrestling like cruiserweights, they're both good wrestlers, and Cole's stuff doesn't look so goofy against someone the size of Garcia. Weirdly enough, between the two, I think Garcia is the more credible guy between the two of them to be a future world champion in AEW. Otherwise, the TNT title feels like such an underwhelming title when two of your other champions are wrestling gods. The Undisputed Kingdom is still dumb. There's plenty I'm forgetting about, but be sure to check out Toni's limerick from the press conference. I about died.

I am rock fucking hard. TRON ARES That NIN music gave me goosebumps.

But also, GIVE US MORE GRAVITY FALLS DAMMIT. And maybe another season of Fiona and Cake.

YEEEEEEEEEEESSSSSSSSS Also, massive sadness because while my older daughter isn't college, she's going to be a sophomore in the fall and we loved the hell out of Phineas and Ferb, Gravity Falls, and Adventure Time. And now Phineas and Ferb is coming back and my daughter probably couldn't care less

Ospreay vs Mox only to have Mox take the title off of Mox, a person he hasn't been remotely involved with, would be extremely questionable booking. Hangman is the face of the company, their franchise, and the best actor in the company. If Hangman is 1A then Swerve is practically 1B. They have the best history against each other, their booking has practically been perfect, each have shown a ton of growth, and the DR stuff has more than run its course. You're far better off having Swerve win the title this weekend, have Hangman go through hell to win the Owen, and set up the biggest match ever on the biggest stage between Swerve and Hangman. Hell, if Darby is actually ready by All In, you can still do Moxley vs Darby, Ospreay vs Okada for the Continental Title, Kenny vs whoever for the International Title, and then have Ospreay get a huge achievement at Forbidden Door in a title unification match between him and Kenny.

Naked Gun looks so fucking good. And it's basically a Lonely Island movie so I have a ton of faith in Akiva Schafer delivering on this.

Peoria is close-ish to Chicago.

"I KNOW" "What did you say?" "I said...I know." I FUCKING LOVE THIS ANGLE. COME ON HANGMAN! DO IT FOR THE CHILDREN! DO IT FOR THE FANS! HELP SWERVE BEAT MOXLEY AT DYNASTY! GIVE. US. SWERVE. VS. HANGMAN. AT. ALL. IN. MOTHERFUCKERS.

It'd be neat to do two matches a year. Next year do one of the Undertaker/HBK matches and Bayley vs Sasha Banks?

You better be careful about that shit else Downstait is going to be playing Cody's music live more than once and ain't NOBODY wants that shit in their ears ever again.

Oh man...The Nintendo Direct reminded me that last year Maddy Thorson, creator of one of the best platformers ever, Celeste, said that her new game Earthblade wouldn't be coming out in 2024. So not seeing anything about during the Direct made me go check on its status. That led to me discovering that it was cancelled in January of this year due to a falling out between Maddy and the artist for Earthblade over IP rights for Celeste. I'm so fucking bummed. And yeah, my jaw was on the floor for the Marvel Cosmic Invasion game. As someone who fucking loves Shredders Revenge and the Power Rangers game, I'm so pants free for Cosmic Invasion.

This virtual game card horseshit honestly annoys the fuck out of me and is the most Nintendo bullshit ever... ...until the announcement of "lending" a virtual game card to another family member... ...and then they announced the limitation of it being for two weeks. Like, it was just the most unnecessary, overworked, overexplained thing ever and given that its Nintendo the chances it works comfortably are slim.

Not going to lie, I was a little put off by how much of the back and forth between Bill and MVP sounded like some shit you'd hear in an online shooter. But I'll give them credit for each not fumbling over their insults and each one of them sounding like they can properly talk shit even if it's pretty out of date.

Bill Pullman's son. He's playing The Sentry/Bob in Thunderbolts. He was also...uh...Bob in Top Gun Maverick.

In some ways, like with Gable or this shit with the Rock and Cena, I feel like the ghost of Vince is booking this garbage.