Josh Mann Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Hey, Ryan Braun...remember that whole thing about denying it and then playing the Anti-Semite card? I haven't seen that big of a 180 since someone dropped the chair during the Hora at my cousin's Bar Mitzvah You'll note he's still not admitting he did it strictly as a performance enhancer. It was "while rehabilitating an injury". He should have gotten another 50 games for the false anti-semite thing. . . Yeah, I made a joke about it, but that whole thing REALLY offends me and mind you, I'm a non-practicing cultural Jew. Because it's like any other instance where someone plays the race/gender/religion card where it doesn't actually exist. It cheapens actual happenstance. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Burgundy LaRue Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Bug-Eyed Braun should go drink bleach. I barely care about baseball and even I'm crying foul on that lame press release. He rips everyone to shreds while doing a victory dance when he got off the first time, but can't be bothered to show his face for this. What a weenie. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted August 24, 2013 Share Posted August 24, 2013 Hey, Ryan Braun...remember that whole thing about denying it and then playing the Anti-Semite card? I haven't seen that big of a 180 since someone dropped the chair during the Hora at my cousin's Bar Mitzvah You'll note he's still not admitting he did it strictly as a performance enhancer. It was "while rehabilitating an injury". He should have gotten another 50 games for the false anti-semite thing. . . Yeah, I'd have no problem with some extra games tacked on for that. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 I knew it. NEW YORK—In another blow to the disgraced superstar’s legacy, Major League Baseball officials reportedly acquired new evidence this week confirming that third baseman Alex Rodriguez invented steroids. “These documents prove that, well before his first positive test, Mr. Rodriguez invented and distributed the very first muscle-building anabolic steroids, as well as amphetamines and HGH,” said MLB executive vice president Rob Manfred, who noted that Rodriguez began early testing and development of the performance-enhancing drugs in a laboratory near Seattle. “We also now know beyond doubt that in the ensuing years, Mr. Rodriguez refined steroids to make them less detectable, and in blatant contempt of league regulations continued to supply doctors with the illegal substances that have stained the reputation of baseball forever.” At press time, Alex Rodriguez was reportedly concocting a new lethal chemical agent capable of wiping out the entire Eastern Seaboard. http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-evidence-confirms-arod-invented-steroids,33583/ 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tabe Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 I knew it. NEW YORK—In another blow to the disgraced superstar’s legacy, Major League Baseball officials reportedly acquired new evidence this week confirming that third baseman Alex Rodriguez invented steroids. “These documents prove that, well before his first positive test, Mr. Rodriguez invented and distributed the very first muscle-building anabolic steroids, as well as amphetamines and HGH,” said MLB executive vice president Rob Manfred, who noted that Rodriguez began early testing and development of the performance-enhancing drugs in a laboratory near Seattle. “We also now know beyond doubt that in the ensuing years, Mr. Rodriguez refined steroids to make them less detectable, and in blatant contempt of league regulations continued to supply doctors with the illegal substances that have stained the reputation of baseball forever.” At press time, Alex Rodriguez was reportedly concocting a new lethal chemical agent capable of wiping out the entire Eastern Seaboard. http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-evidence-confirms-arod-invented-steroids,33583/ Dang it, I knew he was up to no good when he was here in Seattle. Give him 211 games now! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ryan Posted August 25, 2013 Share Posted August 25, 2013 I knew it. NEW YORK—In another blow to the disgraced superstar’s legacy, Major League Baseball officials reportedly acquired new evidence this week confirming that third baseman Alex Rodriguez invented steroids. “These documents prove that, well before his first positive test, Mr. Rodriguez invented and distributed the very first muscle-building anabolic steroids, as well as amphetamines and HGH,” said MLB executive vice president Rob Manfred, who noted that Rodriguez began early testing and development of the performance-enhancing drugs in a laboratory near Seattle. “We also now know beyond doubt that in the ensuing years, Mr. Rodriguez refined steroids to make them less detectable, and in blatant contempt of league regulations continued to supply doctors with the illegal substances that have stained the reputation of baseball forever.” At press time, Alex Rodriguez was reportedly concocting a new lethal chemical agent capable of wiping out the entire Eastern Seaboard. http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-evidence-confirms-arod-invented-steroids,33583/ Dang it, I knew he was up to no good when he was here in Seattle. Give him 211 games now! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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