Johnny Sorrow

Sure you've always said that. Well I've always said it since I heard someone else say it. Lol

This is the least Kung Fu thing ever written on this board. I can't reconcile those two posts one after another. I can only deal with them as a conversation between two different crazy old men. I am a Gemini.

If my cock came sausage gravy I'd never leave the house.

No joke. I can whip up a mean biscuit but I haven't mastered the gravy. A Bob Evans dispenser with an ongoing supply of gravy would be just great.

No. For some reason when I see sausage and gravy dispensers I feel like this is a good thing. I need one of those dispensers for my house.

I've always said that no one goes to Denny's, they end up there. Now Cracker Barrel, that place is the tits.

I'm a big fan of Moore, I highly recommend "Lamb", its fantastic.

I'd imagine that a guy like Vince has a respect for Ride for being a guy who told him"Fuck you" twice.

Yeah. Is that really the answer to the question being asked? People who aren't watching can't have complaints about what they aren't watching.

The only good part of Batman and Robin was the Bruce/ Alfred stuff. The rest was a continuation of Schumaker's vision of g rated gay porn mixed with a misunderstanding of the TV show.

Yeah but those kids at the Be A Star get togethers seem to understand that the guys there talking seriously about bullying being a bad thing are just play acting on TV far more than grown men on the internet do.

Aww, but then he'd be a bully, wah wah.

I started watching America's Got Talent last year because of Stern, and now it's a total guilty pleasure. And that Mel B. is amazing hot.

Titanic sucked so bad that at one point I had to hold my ex-wife back from beating the shit out of a broad. Now, this had more to go with the audience than the film, but the movie added to our collective fury at where we were at. And we still didn't walk out, cause arguing for a refund is a pain in the ass and most people who do are awful.

No, he was dumpster diving. And a cardboard box was apperently grabbing his attention

Me and a group of friends went to see "Toys", and they all wanted to walk out. I refuse to ever do that. I kept saying, "Naw, maybe it'll get good" and then "Well, let's just stay cause we can't get a refund." I'll never walk out of a movie I paid to see without a refund, and getting a refund is more of a pain in the ass than just sitting through it. But, oy vey...did that stink.

I had wanted to see that match for years, and when I finally did it was a disappointment. Mainly because of Ole totally sandbagging Lawler.

And if you need some help getting through the AWA set, Will, Kris Z, and me...along with a bunch of others did a series of podcasts called the AWA Wrestling Party where we sync up and watch the set and provide our own crazy hilarious take and commentary, ala MST3K but with marking out. Trust me, it beats the actual commentary. http://www.talkshoe.com/talkshoe/web/talkCast.jsp?masterId=126382&cmd=tc http://prowrestlingonly.com/index.php?showforum=356

A weird Laycool V2 with Layla and AJ intrigues me. Layla was one of those "she's so over as a heel she has to go face during the heel team breakup" people, who should never actually be a baby face types. She should have gone back heel like 3 months tops, but she got hurt and had to come back face. She's a great heel, so I'm intrigued. She's also hotter than Georgia asphalt, and even more so as a heel.

I think maybe it's mostly heel fans, as in "fans of heels" , being heel fans,like me and my pals were back in the Eighties when we'd cheer the Kolloffs and stand up and salute with Sheik and Volkoff as Volkoff sang the Russian Anthem. Only problem is that we just came off as assholes, not racists. Lol.

I had a Bob's Burgers marathon today on Netflix. It's really funny stuff. Here's hoping it sticks around.

"We loved Colter's words. He did speak some truth down here, ha ha," Dot Net member Ernest is a lighthearted racist!

They showed Dusty losing the title to Flair in 86 on George Micheals Sports Machine.

I keep picturing Granpa Huxtable yelling "Theo, keep your foot off that blasted samoflange!"

A few years ago I was at a WWE house show, and before it started this guy sat down behind me with his kids. We talked a bit, and he seemed like a nice, normal dude. His kids were excited, and everything was dandy. The opening match was Chavo vs. someone, and Chavo was doing the old stalling bit and then getting on the mic and heeling the crowd with stuff like, "Everyone in Colorado is fat and stupid!", the crowd was going nuts, but this same guy behind me went fucking crazy. He started screaming that he was gonna kill Chavo, he was frothing at the mouth, and literally had to be held back by another guy cause he was going to jump the rail.