Rev Ray

"Yoshiaki Fujiwara on his first day of Kindergarten"

Hey, it's a old time version of the Yoshi-tonic.

OK, let's see how we can SyFy this sucker up for a pitch meeting. So we're going to round out our cast. We need some combo of mix, we'll need a female, someone from the 80's, a former pop singer, maybe someone who had a few good movies to their credit but have fallen on hard times and is really slummin' it. Stone Cold Steve Austin and Ralph Macchio are two Texas Rangers on patrol when they get an emergency call from a dude ranch for orphans run by Amy Grant. They discover an horde of PED Rat Men rampaging in the area, part of a military super weapon program run by Peter Fonda that got loose and are now trying to cover it up. We'll have a running gag of Macchio constantly being seen waxing their truck. Stone Cold impaling a rat man with a crucifix and advising them "It's about time we had a come to Jesus meeting." We get stunner mania and a crane kick and the internet jizzes its pants. Texas Rangers vs. Texas Rat-men. coming to SyFy in 2015.

There's actually about 30 more clowns piled into the casket.

After Stone Cold talking about Two-headed Shark Attack, I'm wondering if we'll get Stone Cold's SyFy movie of the week in future episodes.

Someone needs to find the battle royal where a bunch of guys got Minoru Suzuki to do that spot- only they all swerved him and he was the only guy who did the hop at the end. So fucking funny, especially when he broke character and laughed his ass off for it. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zNgWdFxamQw 13:20 It's the quick Muto pose that does it. This is great. I love the whole buy in angle for it. Some indy has to steal this spot.

Jason Bateman is Orlando Bloom, Charlie Day is Justin Bieber in Horrible Boyfriends.

If the territory was hot and Buddy was getting a piece of the booth, that's a nice little pay day.

Fuchi Fargo Strut = My Head 'Sploded.

According to JTG's twitter: http://www.prowrestlingtees.com/crimetime

By the way, CM Punk is the guest on the Nerdist panel from Comic con. Not much wrestling talk but there is the story about the time he decided to run a marathon on 24 hour notice.

Doug kinda looks like Brock Lesnar if he just totally gives up.

I'm picturing Steph doing the Hardknock Life video from Goldmember with the heel divas and Hornswaggle as Mini-Steph.

I think JR provides a knowledge that not a lot of people in the industry have or or willing to talk about. I think the thing that really sets him back is he really is locked into his recent talking points and needs to mix them up. When he was on Cabana's podcast, they went over the same talking points.

It's re-purposed elementary school science fair project mask!

Uhhhhhhhhh.... isn't that named after his dad?

Yeah, so in honor? of becoming a #1 artist.... http://www.rollingstone.com/music/news/the-inevitable-unfortunate-porn-parody-of-weird-als-uhf-arrives-20140724

"Boy, you done fucked up now."

Good Thing, where have you gone?

Dean's "I can do this all night!" to Cesaro WHILE getting his ass kicked reminded me of Pam getting beat up when they mistook her for Cheryl on Archer: http://youtu.be/1lcN2AP6NWQ I think if you have Ambrose vs. Mark Henry where they both trash talk while getting and delivering a beating Rippa's pants might explode.

Is that Adams doing a flying Super Kick?

If WWE Network does old shows in "Take On Me" vision, I might fork over the cash to watch.

I got a laugh out of Paget Brewster on Drunk History turning into Sadie Doyle seeing a bee when a moth was flying around the set.

It's almost like Jeff thought Ron was going to powerbomb him, but Ron was going for the Dominator and that's the end result.