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Ajax is already out. All because of Sanchez's departure, no doubt.

Anderlecht's been absolute shit this season, and only won the championship last year because the others sucked even worse than they did. Celtic won't be last. I'm looking forward to Atlético/Roma, Juventus/Barcelona, Real/Dortmund and - for some reason - Leipzig/Monaco.

Would that count as a Finger Lock?

Arya's one of the most hateful characters I've ever seen. That retarded 'badass' thing combined with just being simply retarded, and those stupid fucking scenes with Sansa. Jesus Christ. Fuck this entire episode, really. So much stupid horseshit that completely ruined the actually good moments.

That's really impressive! Well done to him.

It's been a tough week for everyone, so here's some natural medicine:

He guest-hosted Have I Got News For You twice and he was a delight both times. He completely took the piss out of himself, which was fantastic, and had some of the worst/best jokes, like talking about Anne Robinson having botox ('I don't know how much money she spends on injecting herself with a deadly poison, but whatever it is, it's not enough.') and talking about DNA ('XY is Adam, XX is Eve and YYY Delilah.').

Here's to another exciting season for second place!

I comfort myself with the thought that the heart monitor he's hooked up to doesn't go beep but rather woooo.

At least they didn't say Ric Flair was fighting in a casket match.

My personal favourite:

Chelsea - Burnley 0-3 at halftime.

Just so I understand you correctly: there is a script for Prometheus that would have made a perfect prequel? If so, do you mean this one? (I just Googled it, so I'm not sure if that's the one you mean.) If that's the case, I know what I'm going to do tonight while listening to the Prometheus soundtrack.

I didn't mind Prometheus, really. I actually enjoyed it after I convinced myself it wasn't part of the Alien franchise. But Alien: Covenant can fuck right off and dive into an endless lake of burning shit.

... I remember Ed Lewis slapping his thigh as he Superkicked Joe Stecher. That's when I knew pro-wrestling was no longer what it once had been.

That trailer was much too kind as far as I'm concerned. It should just have been a recording of a child dying to Ebola. I paid for it today because it was after 4AM when I finished watching them, but I'll be damned if Alien and Aliens don't remain absolutely fantastic.