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Roman

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  1. Here's to another exciting season for second place!
  2. I comfort myself with the thought that the heart monitor he's hooked up to doesn't go beep but rather woooo.
  3. At least they didn't say Ric Flair was fighting in a casket match.
  4. Chelsea - Burnley 0-3 at halftime.
  5. Just so I understand you correctly: there is a script for Prometheus that would have made a perfect prequel? If so, do you mean this one? (I just Googled it, so I'm not sure if that's the one you mean.) If that's the case, I know what I'm going to do tonight while listening to the Prometheus soundtrack.
  6. I didn't mind Prometheus, really. I actually enjoyed it after I convinced myself it wasn't part of the Alien franchise. But Alien: Covenant can fuck right off and dive into an endless lake of burning shit.
  7. ... I remember Ed Lewis slapping his thigh as he Superkicked Joe Stecher. That's when I knew pro-wrestling was no longer what it once had been.
  8. That trailer was much too kind as far as I'm concerned. It should just have been a recording of a child dying to Ebola. I paid for it today because it was after 4AM when I finished watching them, but I'll be damned if Alien and Aliens don't remain absolutely fantastic.
  9. Alien is my favourite franchise and I'll be DAMNED if I let some FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT like ALIEN FUCKING COVENANT RUIN IT FOR ME! I'm going to watch Alien and Aliens back to back now. Fucking cocksucking piece of shit.
  10. ... And a mountie rides in on a moose to announce a 'Maple Syrup on a Pole' match, followed by a 'Sorry' match (like an inverted 'I Quit' match).
  11. Hell or High Water was a surprisingly good movie. Not amazing, but a lot better than I had expected. The soundtrack helped a lot, I admit. The one thing I disliked was 'the locals', but perhaps that's got to do with me being completely unfamiliar with Texas culture.
  12. The Hound certainly didn't teach her any dainty cuntery like that.
  13. The Arya/Brienne fight annoyed me. Then again, I've never been a fan of Arya. But that scene, with the 'little girl acting like a Zen Master martial badass' horseshit is aggravating as fuck. The best part of the battle was showing one burned body that was already reduced to a clump of ashes. This isn't some regular fire that'll simply 'burn' you; this is Grade A Dragon Fuckery.
  14. I love the way Rikishi does that move. It looks like absolute death.
  15. I watched The Night Manager this weekend. Great acting by everyone involved. Tom Hollander was fantastic, and Hugh Laurie (who will forever be the goof from Blackadder and Fry & Laurie to me) made for a very good villain too; charismatic and deadly. At no point did he remind me of the old goof. Simply superb. Tom Hiddleston was good too, and I can see why people see it as an audition to be the next James Bond. Still, I just can't buy him in that kind of role. It's not that he's not smooth enough for the role; he is. It's just his face and his 'scrawny' look. Even if he's not scrawny at all, he just 'physically' lacks something. And his face is one step removed from a British version of the the 'ah golly gee/aw shucks ma'am' stereotype. Then again, the missus was almost mounting the television whenever there was a close-up of his face, so perhaps that's just me. As for The Night Manager itself. Ehhh... We've all seen this type of story a million times before. There was nothing unique about it. The actors carried it (and did a very good job). Loved the cameo of John le Carré himself, though.
  16. You used an incomplete link. I assume you mean this one:
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