Skeeball Wizard

Right, but we're all in agreement: no pants right?

So Vince McMahon is like the Million Dollar man, and his idea of a hilarious prank is to hand guys "the ball" then knock it out of their hands? It all becomes clear. Its been said tons of times that if Vince was a wrestler the Million Dollar Man would've been his character, I just never took it so literally.

My favorite Rusev/Lana moment so far is when Big Show and Kane were getting ready to gang up on Rusev and he moved her out of harms way and walked tall on both of them. Granted it didn't end well, but it was so awesome. If roles were reversed and Show/Kane were the heels they are now it would have been an amazing baby face moment. I think its really attention to the little details like that is what makes Rusev stand out as much as he does. He genuinely seems like he really cares about everything he does, which is more than I can say for a lot of guys.

The only things really "Show Off-y" that he does are take crazy bumps. And I don't get how being visually stunning at getting your ass kicked is showing off. He has good matches on a regular basis and brings a good energy, he just needs some signature spots. Well, some new signature spots. He should just go back and watch alot of early HBK and Ricky Steamboat, he'll be good to go.

I always felt that movie got bagged on more than it deserved. Same with Mallrats. Are they good movies? Probably not. Are they fun? Yes, very much so.

Hopefully the one where the New Age Outlaws threw Foley and Funk off the stage in a dumpster. Cause nothing says Hardees like a dumpster.

So I just saw a Hardees commercial with Brock Lesnar. It was appropriated from the office smashing he did a couple years back. Anyone else seen this? Is it new?

The line is drawn wherever Vince feels like it should be drawn. Rikishi had a lot more to his career than an above average run in the Attitude Era. He and Rotunda will both be inducted and no one will bat an eye.

Stuff like this warms my heart. Ah to be a kid, free of cynicism and being jaded.

Make it a Cage match to see who will do something stupider in the match. Oh good lord, the idea of that is interesting and terrifying. Dreamer would cut both his arms off, and then Angle, not to be outdone, would moonsault out of an airplane sans parachute. 2 count.

I will only believe this when he starts dropping CAN'T HARDLY WAIT references. I hope one day Dean shows up in a Loveburger shirt and starts calling Renee Young Aman-duh.Only if the segment ends with Dean shouting "Hey anyone see that angel stripper?" as he's walking off-camera.For as many times as they've had Seth Green on I really feel the ball has been dropped here.

Great episode this week. Loved the out of nowhere tag title change. Blake and Murphy definitely need a tag name and some sort of gimmick. Why not push them as "tag team specialists"? Alot of what they did in the match leaned towards that anyway, especially the finish. Edit: tag team name suggestion: Kangaroo Justice, just have Blake be an old timey sheriff

Yeah Im gonna need to see this. Randy educating young Dean on how to properly defile someone's luggage and Dean introducing Randy to the world of hobo knife fights. It practically writes itself. Pretty sure Randy's been in a few hobo knife fights in his life Perhaps but does Randy know what a murder boner is?

I feel like the Miz has really figured it out/they figured out what to do with him. The guy's character is perfect for him, and far more entertaining than those lumps of apathy Big Show and Kane. Giving him someone who the crowd is chomping at the bit to turn on him helps the act alot. He just has this innate abilty to make people want to see his associates beat the crap out of him.

Yeah Im gonna need to see this. Randy educating young Dean on how to properly defile someone's luggage and Dean introducing Randy to the world of hobo knife fights. It practically writes itself.

That's because midcarders are useless and unimportant. What do you think this is, early 90s WCW?

I went back and watched the WM 30 Shield/Kane NAO match/post match interview. Roman was over as fuck and came off as a total badass. In the post match he probably didn't say more than five words at a time. It worked, he sounded convinving, legitimate and intense. When are they going to figure out not every main eventer needs to deliver soliloquies?

Kick, punch, random move, chin lock for the come back just like 95% of WWE heels. Outside of Brock I'm struggling to think of a WWE heel that does interesting control sequences. Brock's control segments seem to boil down to "throw things until they are dead", not like any other heels on the roster could pull that off.

I was under the impression that no one had ever seen the Hart/Magee match.

They tried telling Vince not to go to Europe during volcano season, that stubborn old goat.

That is the most confounding part of the whole debacle. He is very likable and charismatic, they just keep shoving him away from his strengths. I'd be like watching a subdued Hogan in 87, cutting 20 minute promos about how he respected his opponent and how he wasn't sure he could win. Nevermind not playing to strengths, they seem to be highlighting weakness at this point.

Well if the whole roster is in fact holed up in a hotel, Id imagine we get a pretty great episode this week.

Number one will probably always be #1 for me, the others will probably shift around depending on how recently I have watched/thought of them. 1. Newsradio 2. Spaced 3. Scrubs 4. Parks and Rec 5. Grounded for Life

I loved seeing him back, but dude was gassed, I mean sucking wind in a major way, after 45 seconds. Understandable, but also kinda funny considering he's a fitness mogul now. Being in shape isn't the same as being in ring shape.

Well if that's the case REIGNS IN 2015!