Evil Mar Alonso

Yeah, I really was hoping that this would launch he and Maria, and her part of the promo was strong. But his presentation... I hate to pick nits, but on this week's ROH episode, Bobby Fish came out in a "Kingsman" inspired suit for a post-match segment with Roddy Strong which was noticeably superior, and gave off the air that Bennett failed to convey. I just hope they can overcome a "meh" first impression.

Oh, Santino... never change!

Wow! Like you, Rippa, I had forgotten this man, and now, bam! A flood of memories came back. I watched a bunch of times in a magical place called the Good Times Emporium in Somerville. It was part sports bar/function hall/indoor amusement park. You would see families push past the drunks watching Pats games Sundays so they could have the kids ride go-carts, play video games and use the batting cages. Obviously, it was a glorious place to see indy wrestling. What's better than having a couple of beers, taking a spin around the go-cart track, and then go to the back to see the professional wrestling? Nothing, I say, nothing! It was sadly knocked down to create an outlet mall. Fucking gentrification... Trip down memory lane aside, I thought he really flowered when he grew the beard & turned heel.

I'm catching up on Supergirl, and I've generally enjoyed it. Am I daft to think that Hank Henshaw is not going evil cyborg, but is this universe's Martian Manhunter? His, "I had a family, once," red eyes, possible telepathy when he realized Alex was in the lab...

So true! I walked into my local bank branch once, resplendent in my all-gold Conquistador gear. It... it didn't end well...

This makes me happy, Long Live The Baron!

... :blink: ... uh, Yeah!

Outta likes, but good one!

Well, this is Tajiri telling her that she's "a woman passed her expiration date" (1:30 seconds in): I have little idea what happened, but Dwight Schrute Tajiri is something that I can get behind 1000%

New Day comparing Philadelphia to the Meek Mill in his beef with Drake may be the sickest burn of all time. Sadly, I am sub-Michael Cole and could not get #MeekMilladelphia to trend...

Asuka 25:17, "And you will know my name is Asuka, when I lay my vengeful face kicks upon thee."

In a parallel universe, "Ru-Ru & Rae-Rae" is the #1 show on their WB

Please bring him back to TV as their manager, Big Daddy Bella. Preferably in one of Col. Robert Parker's old suits...

- "So, Bayley what were you like growing up?" - "Well, I was really terrified of clowns." Because clowns ARE fucking scary!!!

I also read that besides the possible Kana and Dark Angel signings, that they may also come to terms with Athena. There was a time that I would dread her new name would be something like Afro-dite.

I couldn't even keep my eyes dry during this interview...

Good god yes yes yes. AAAAAAHHHH!!! Sorry, that's excessive, but I'm a huge fan, so I'm pretty psyched

Amazing, astonishing... so much greatness in those 4+ hours - Balor special, pre-show, and that insane fucking miracle of a card! I laughed, I cried, I wanted someone to smack Graves into CTE for all the shit he was talking about Bayley... yeah, I enjoyed the night. I think the youth today call it "all the feels" or some such.

Eli Drake coming out with a shirt encouraging the people to #sitdown is one of those situations where too many jokes come to mind to make even one...

Oh my God, I remember really liking the new PTP gear, but I completely slept on how it matched the tag belts... good call!

Terry. Fucking. Pendleton. I was just a young man, watching his beloved Mets as they were surviving a challenging 1987... and not just the usual Met (team warfare) or 80's (drugs... lots of drugs) shit, but weird stuff, like when they had a pitcher almost lose a fucking finger to lawn care! Regardless, they had rallied and were on the verge of catching up to the Cardinals in the NL East, with a weekend series starting at Shea that could have swung the division. And that first game, Friday night, September 11, 1987, and Terry. Fucking. Pendleton. He hit a home run off Roger McDowell. ARRRRGH! Terry. Fucking. Pendleton. Killed my ability to believe, to dream, to truly love that night. So, yeah, I would say I un-heart him...

Any time "police" get involved in an angle. Okay, obviously, the Mountie spending the night in jail was glorious, but that's an exception, since that was a stipulation of losing to the Boss Man. I mean any time a wrestler gets "arrested," I hope I never have to sit through one of those again.

I felt like he was going to drop a "hard times" in there somewhere. His theme music should now start with "Ammerrr-eh-errr-ican Deannnn" (with cowbell)

yeah...

Vladimir Kozlov, in drag, book it!