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This is how I poop.

So there's going to be like a kid Joker but it's just some effeminate little smiling shithead who occasionally wears purple? FUCK this muppet baby horseshit. I want Robert Forster as Slam Bradley. Shit or get off the pot

It was alright until the stupid ending stretch where I was shooting a regular human with a rocket launcher more than ten times. Then there was this insane part with snipers that were miles away shooting at you. Then you rode off on a jet ski. It also had a ton of useless skills and upgrades. There was basically a single build that didn't fuck you over when it came to the boss fights. You wanted pistols and hacking.

Recent Half.com haul: Fermata Great and Secret Show (read before but wanted my own copy) Everville Weaveworld Transformation the breakthrough (read but wanted my own copy) Communion Enigma Strieber is hit or miss. The early abduction shit is amazingly evocative. Back when he was just like "I don't know what it is". From about '96 on he's gone full blown UFO religious goof. Warday is amazing but that 2012 book was HORSESHIT. Did I mention a year ago when I read Bug Jack Barron that it was FUCKING SHIT. GOD DAMN I couldn't stand all the hepcat talking in that fucking thing. YUCK. Mostly been reading Essential Ellison and Edgeworks 1 before this latest splurge. Then again I damn near got one of those paperwhite kindles when they were cheap. Then again, I like getting used books and smelling them. My Bukowski Tales of Ordinary Madness smells like boiled macaroni. They need an option for "bigass box" when you get a ton of books from a single seller on half. If I could just go with a flat 10 bucks I would get a giant musty package more often. I mean these last six books came in a big box but 95% of the 20 bucks was shipping. Gotta keep waiting for that magic 75 cent zone. Gotta get Journey to the end of the night and Ask the dust and Cantos cheap. Then I want to start swooping on Savage Sword of Conan and cheapo essential Marvels. Phonebooks are the wave of th' future. Should also complete my Adventures of Superman DVD collection. 3&4 have the episodes I really love but I need the rest. My favorite Superman episodes The one where they get transported back to caveman times The one with the pie, the redneck with a donkey, a mobster and an Alaskan outpost. The one where Perry White is visited by Caesar's ghost. The one where Superman is a safecracker yet still flies to Africa to grab diamonds out of a cave wall.

My ass totally bought Diablo III for 20 bucks last Sunday and played the shit out of it. I'm a female barbarian named Thrush. Also apparently bought Dark Souls 2 on GMG and that Sega humble bundle. Somebody had beer. Also lackadaisically downloading steam games I never installed onto my second HDD. That way I don't suddenly want to play this Arkham City game and have to wait 6 hours.

Friends of Eddie Coyle is the movie Stallone wishes he could pull off nowadays.

Why doesn't he rap anymore?

New one is a combination of Uncharted, the new Batman games collectables and pointless combat. Old ones are 3D Prince of Persia style deals with pointless combat and fucking amazing huge levels. TR anniversary and Underworld kick the shit out of automatic garbage. If you get it and play it, you will beat it. It's one of those new easy games where you can't get stuck.

The Horseman. What if movies weren't for pussies? Then again I went through the whole thing thinking they were British not Australian. Explains why they kept saying dollars. Main thing is that if they made this in America, everyone would wonder where all the guns were. Like, even the drug guy had to steal his single crappy pistol off the cop. Lack of squibs means that everybody has BBQ goatees and tasteful stabwounds. Main guy looks like a combination of Lloyd Kaufman and Liev Schreiber. Getting drunk and watching movies on this amazon streaming shit. Stay tuned.

Even more annoying is when someone has to hammer in that it's pronounced Tee-dus. YUCK

This is getting no closer to a liquid metal T-rex.

Way I'm hearing it, it's kind of a combination of the old Demon's Souls thing where if you are dead you have half health and the humanity/hollowing stuff in Dark Souls. You use consumable items to bump it back up.

Takayama VS Hama. Kicking him in his fat ass and blasting huge fucking knees right into his pillowy tits. Just nuking the porcine little fucker. then I watched Takayama VS Funaki It's one of those shoot style deals with points in the year 2014 so of course it's fucking stupid and all the suplexes look like crap. Shit sucks and the bad guy won.

Then you gotta play it again to see the other middle part.

As long as you ain't spastically rotating a fucking analog stick it can't be that bad. That's all they have me doin' nowadays.

I was bitchin' about Horseshit.

Is the RINGS game anything more than an interesting artifact from the past? I've avoided the temptation. Also, that second Pride game that Capcom did was SHIT. Also, the cartoony K-1 GBA games fucking RULE.

Off work early, drinking shandy and I just watched Ric Flair's daughter do a fucking Takayama knee and then a cool Mr Perfect flipping neckbreaker DDT. Almost enjoying life.

Going up right back to the top.

Disgusting what kind of risks these idiots are taking.

I've seen the Robocop fan remake dick shooting scene. Glory be.

Do they just not have the absolute newest Raw/Smackdown shows on this shit? I'd like something to nod off to.

Yeah I beat the first level the other day and didn't hate it. As long as they leave my ass alone and don't constantly interrupt me it should be completely passable. Love the custom difficulty options. Hate that you can't manually blackjack someone. Even if I hate this game, Dark Mod still exists.

It keeps going to screensaver while in full screen. I watched summerslam 91.