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But you're okay with the radioactive spider thing?

Spider-Man 3 had the Goddamn Sandman looking awesome in a live-action film, something all right-thinking people had wanted to see since childhood. Other than that, the actors did a good job of getting Peter and MJ's relationship problems across, the confident, womanizing Peter scenes were hilarious, and the action scenes generally delivered. Venom was unnecessary (they could have done the alien suit plot and left Venom as a sequel hook), but it didn't kill the film.

Yeah, but Spider-man 3 wasn't actually bad. It only gets shit on because the first two set the bar so high.

True, the Spider-Man vs Batman talk is off-topic, especially as Spidey's never really had a bad movie.

First might actually be the Fantastic Four, because Doctor Doom is worth any five other villains, and Galactus is in there too. Their depth sucks though. Second is Spidey. Third is Batman.

Green Goblin, Doc Ock, Kraven, Electro, Lizard, Kingpin, Vulture, Mysterio, Morbius, Sandman and that is off the top of my head. Outside of the top 2, none of these make Bats top 10. And Kingpin is more of a general villian, not Spidey based. I'm curious what makes Killer Croc a better villain than the Lizard. Kingpin is totally a Spider-Man villain. Sure Daredevil fights him too, but that's because Spidey's rogues' gallery is so awesome other heroes need to borrow from him.

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Spider-Man. Oh come on, not even close! See? FSW disagrees.

Spider-Man.

Surely he's done tombstones in non-televised matches?

On the plus side, Earth is eight light minutes from the sun, so that gives us a full eight minutes and change to get some reading in.

Mark Henry is not a jobber.

To be fair, he was kind of an idiot.

Probably.

That's probably why he adopted him.

He was out there to break Cody's arm, but the presence of the rest of the face locker room made that awkward, so he just went along with the celebration.

I love how relaxed Brodus looks in this picture.

I'm confused by this one, but probably wouldn't enjoy the explanation.

That looks like the strangest political cartoon ever.

You think? I wouldn't think the number of wrestling fans who are into wrestling video games is all that huge, and surely most people who played the game never looked at the move lists.

Okay, but being better at making games still doesn't necessarily make one a master taxonomist.

I'm not sure I accept Yuke's as an expert in wrestling nomenclature.

So a regular dropkick off the top is a "missile dropkick", but a Stampede dropkick off the top is a "top-rope dropkick"? That doesn't make much sense.

Why do we say "missile dropkick", anyway? Why isn't it just a "top-rope dropkick", like every other move off the top rope? Missile dropkick is when you turn to the side and a regular flying dropkick is when you land on your ass. That would suggest Holly's dropkick was in fact a missile dropkick, then.

Why do we say "missile dropkick", anyway? Why isn't it just a "top-rope dropkick", like every other move off the top rope?