Cobra Commander

In the scheme of things, Moxley’s working style might conceal if he’s concussed during a match So Knox is like a shittier Herb Dean?

Elias is sorta in the same realm of Mr. Kennedy where the entrance is way more over than any of his actual matches, isn’t it?

And somehow all of his children are local Indy workers

AIW could maybe get Ziggler for a show for a slight discount because he’s local. Ziggler vs Matt Cardona somewhere on the indies to really get buzz for Ziggler as more than just a recent WWE firing

Which means he’s a far better fit for matches on AEW TV that come out of nowhere

Shelton and Ziggler would be promoted as young guys if they go to CMLL though

In the spirit of the DVDVR universe, a tag team/faction called Veteran Presence that coincidentally tends to work with wayward younger wrestlers

Currently taping a podcast to propose Shelton be the head of talent relations (I don’t tape podcasts)

The ringside medics were too busy getting minute by minute updates from Roddy’s hospital room

Wikipedia with a sentence where you wonder if Sawyer was the bodyguard or Roddy Piper

So NXT’s leaving USA once Smackdown returns to USA so keep 5 hours on USA instead of 7?

For all the jokes about AEW pickups, quite a few of these names are probably better fits for Impact.

Checking into Ziggler’s Wikipedia to make jokes about him going directly to AEW Ziggler’s older than Amy Schumer. Didn’t expect that.

Detlef Payton from Seattle

Brett Sawyer and Bart Sawyer? Is there some confused terminator just working through a list of B Sawyers trying to find Buzz because Buzz ripped him off for wrestling training in 1982?

Don’t pick up your phones, DIY!

I think the fake Buddy Rogers thread was KM’s WWWF forum

Currently combining two of my angle ideas to have Samoa Joe attack Rick Knox because he confused Rick with Bryce

You think that Elias could get a title reign in the Billy Corgan NWA or would they differ on what kind of music they like to play?

I’m guessing that the K-Driller/Greetings is legal in Mexico while the piledriver/Tombstone are illegal? Sorta like how the Canadian Destroyer is legal in Mexico.

WWF Squash matches- Lanny Poffo gives up to an unexpected move by Ted DiBiase after fans insist that DiBiase can't buy them: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kCZADwW7_AM Lanny Poffo throws a frisbee at Ted DiBiase: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbwABBaxcMA Bob Emery tries to jump Bad News Brown and Bad News gets into a postmatch brawl with someone else: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lxm5162bMMY

starts writing scene where Roddy is mad that Adam Cole has a nicer hospital for his ankle than Roddy's hospital bed this week

this idea probably doesn't quite fit this promotion, but the next time Joe "is in the building" during a show, having him run out when he sees Bryce is refereeing a match to go after him over how the match finished I guess, in theory, that could pivot into another feud if one of the people in the match took exception to Joe just trying to ruin things because he wanted to go after a referee

if some 80s promotion looking for a cheap way out of a finish had two referees like Bryce and Rick Knox who could kinda-sorta be confused for each other, they'd have a Dusty finish where the legal ref was confused for another ref. Not the Hogan/Andre evil twin thing, but more like the time that they held up the WWF title because the ref held up the hand of the wrong man postmatch (Backlund/Valentine)

cut to Roderick Strong being mad at the sympathy Adam Cole is getting for injuring his foot