Jump to content
DVDVR Message Board

GuerrillaMonsoon

Members
  • Posts

    4,205
  • Joined

  • Last visited

  • Days Won

    2

Everything posted by GuerrillaMonsoon

  1. Would be happy if never had Beth Phoenix commentate again. From the Mick Foley school of "I only add to the broadcast with stories that put myself over".
  2. This is a really good show btw. Also no-one else has mentioned pouty sulky Sasha during the entrance?
  3. Nah uh. I want Nash to reprise his X-Division gimmick in TNA, but with the womens' division on Smackdown. How much more watchable would Total Divas be if Kevin Nash is put on it? I'd watch that
  4. Ideally: * - Charlotte vs Becky, loser leaves town on SD. Becky goes over with a screwy finish. Charlotte leaves, NXT 3 Horsewomen ambush Becky as show goes off air * - NXT 3 Horsewomen lay out Team Hug next episode of RAW. Ronda closes show cutting a promo about Evolution. Charlotte interrupts, and asks for a title shot. Before answer can be given, NXT 3 Horsewomen beat down Charlotte * - Becky makes open challenge to Ronda on SD, accusing her of being responsible for being attacked, and that she's coming to RAW on Monday. * - Ronda denies responsibility for Baszler and co coming to RAW, but glad to see them. Baszler accuses Charlotte of asking them to come to SD to attack Becky. Team HUG come out and want a shot at Ronda. 3 Horsewomen beat down Team HUG, Ronda tries to stop them, Charlotte runs out for the save, accidentally hits Ronda, Ronda loses it and puts the armbar on Bayley and takes her out. Sasha still gets shot at Ronda in the main event, match never happens as 3 Horsewomen attack her on the ramp before bell rings. Charlotte tries to make save again, numbers game prevails. Becky comes out for the save. Ronda looks on from guest commentary, tension between Becky and Charlotte. Charlotte challenges Ronda and 3 Horsewomen to a 3 on 3 match (because of injured Bayley) at Survivor Series, before Ronda can accept, Nia comes out and cashes in her Battle Royal title shot at Survivor Series. Becky lays out Charlotte for accepting challenge on her behalf. Staredown between Ronda and Nia as show goes off air. Figure it out from there...
  5. I'd give the first 2/3 of Halloween an 8, great use of the back story, how they managed to modernize it and some really good performances. Final 1/3 about a 4 for it just being a Russo-esque shit tsunami. Enjoyable overall.
  6. So wait, there's a chance we can still get Shiek Tugboat?
  7. "He was a bad dude, brother. The Saudi Royal Family asked me to do the hit, brother. travelling across the international date line and taking out this threat to international peace and prosperity, Jack, and I could have done it for free, but what they were proposing, that didn't work for me brother. Any chance of anonymity?"
  8. And realistically given we're keeping refugees on an island prison, Super Showdown probably should have been canned also.
  9. I could have sworn that there was quite the lawyer demographic on here at one point. Was purely after the convenience/avoiding running up an international phone bill during late at night, but yes, I'm also looking for someone to take a bump whilst I sneak attack these assholes while they're distracted signing the contract. I suspect a table bump may also occur.
  10. Without really wanting to become Generic Foreign Heel on this, the US lecturing anyone on human rights abuses is laughable. Coming soon! One Night Only From Guantanamo Bay!
  11. Oh shit, Hogan coming back, hitting a walking frame assisted big boot/legdrop on Lesnar, finally GETTING HIS WIN BACK, and then celebrating with the Saudi Royal Family, complete with pulling off someone's keffiyeh to wear as he poses as the show goes off air would just be perfect.
  12. Any lawyers on here able to do some paid work for me? Just need a letter of demand organized, and prefer someone running point in the US for me. Sinemia is bullshit.
  13. I'm looking forward to his return match. If things go well, you'd hope him and Ambrose get a decent slot at Summerslam or Survivor Series?
  14. Feel like that a lot of people are taking the safe position of (justifiable) moral outrage knowing full well it's going to be a ho-hum show that they can afford to miss. If the show turns out to be this generations' Bash 89, pretty sure people are probably relaxing their reservations on it because it suddenly becomes a can't miss show.
  15. First Man. Left half an hour early. I really enjoyed the cinematography and the ensuing psychology behind it, focusing on the primitive nature of the technology they were working with, and that it wasnt so much as the possibility of something going wrong, but how it would ever work. Beyond that it was a massive wtf clusterfuck. I hope Claire Foy gets a razzie nomination for her awful off-off-Broadway monologues and period accent. Whilst I thought Ryan Gosling was good, he ultimately played Neil fucking Armstrong as Astronaut Patrick Bateman. Theres so much to work with his story, and it's a compelling story how steadfast he was to not cheapen his legacy and huckster himself out. Instead the film starts with the on screen death of his three year old daughter, and then the progressive violent deaths of his crew members, where you think it's only a matter of time before him and Buzz Aldrin hunt down Yuri Gagarin and torture him to the slick pop tunes of Huey Lewis and the News. The aesthetic is boring and generically "it's a period piece so everyone has to be retrosexy". Theres possibly as much as ten minutes of screentime dedicated to men shaking hands, and even more to earnestly exchanging frank but polite views over classy drinks. At least have someone wear corduroy and have polio, if I have to sit through two hours wondering if and when Neil Armstrong is going to Benoit his family. 2/10
  16. Fluke 4th and 10 pass on a horrible three passes earlier the difference between winning by four and losing by probably 10. Pretty much every Panthers game this year with mixed results.
  17. The last episode has a great WWE style 3 way fight. Otherwise, it felt a bit "we've been here before". Bullseye was pretty cool.
  18. If A Star Is Born is a wrestling match, its Rock/Austin WM X7. Perfection requiring an audible being called on the damn finish...
  19. Ryan Broekhoff is from the same town of about 30,000 people as I'm from. Playing his first NBA game for the Mavs today. Very surreal.
  20. Newton not much better. Two awful end of game drives in two weeks.
  21. I'd love to see their response if the WWE were to try justifying their looking to end the contract as having received a better offer from the Million Dollar Man.
  22. WCW still number 2. No-one else was ever the best promotion in the world even for a fleeting amount of time, nor have they ever gained the worldwide mainstream publicity that WCW had, even with technological advancements making it so much easier.
  23. Who had "Financial deal with Saudis gone horribly awry" in the Vince McMahon death pool?
×
×
  • Create New...