GuerrillaMonsoon

A kangaroo will fucking kill you and your family. And your car. The deadliest thing in the world is a kangaroo that just comes crashing through your windscreen as you're doing 120 on a freeway in the middle of nowhere, broken glass everywhere, the fucking thing has barely got a scratch on it, but you've flipped your car and there's a startled kangaroo scratching and clawing wildly to get out of the wreckage.

the Savage match from SNME got *** 3/4 from the Observer..

Brutus Beefcake's best match is better than anything Bret Hart, Cody Rhodes, Randy Orton or The Mountie have ever done. This is now just a make stupid baseless statements pissing contest right?

And by that I mean to Houston for Corey Brewer and a first round pick. Can live with the first round pick definitely. Corey Brewer though.....fuck....

So many Google alerts telling me a variation of "Lakers have received plenty of offers for Lou Williams". Which tells me he's probably staying.

We were saying the same thing at the 37th anniversary of the Rio Intercontinental Title Tournament.

He'll just forget it in ten minutes anyway...

Guess we worked out what the staff was used for.

African Warlord Stephanie would be the shit.

Not sure what to root for more. 8th seed Pelicans or Pelicans missing out and Boogie ending up at another nowhere near it franchise next season.

We're agreeing on a few stinkers from Oscar season. I don't normally switch off after 30 minutes, but this deserved it.

Saw Trainspotting 2. Was fantastic. Like top 10 best sequels of all time good for mine. Can't believe it's only at 75% on RT, and the majority of the critiques are ridiculous. "The characters aren't as edgy as the first one".....no shit, it's one of the major underpinning points of the movie in the first place.

Yeah but who ever got a boner watching the Fabulous Moolah?

For such a ham-fisted WE'RE MAKING A POLITICAL STATEMENT.....not really sure what it was.

Body suit debuted somewhere around Tuesday In Texas.... So between numerous Flair matches in both promotions, the Crush match at Mania 10 (underrated I feel anyway), and the DDP series, the Bret PPV match and maybe the occasional odd pairing on Nitro........

Could they do something with Lesnar winning the Battle Royal? Lesnar's now worried that Orton might choose to face Goldberg at Mania for the title, so turns up on SD, destroys the battle royal field, and forces Orton to take his title match/SD to make Orton face Bray otherwise there will be no SD title match on the card for Mania? Or even possibly an awkward trade off that builds to Orton getting a rematch against Lesnar later in the year? Build up to a tag match on a SD - Lesnar and Goldberg forced to team up against Bray/Orton. Winning team gets the title matches of their choosing at Mania, leading to Bray leaving Randy for dead, ala Sid/Hogan prior to Mania 8?

Was watching a heap of late 99/early 00 RAWs the other day, no idea why. Thing about HHH as an all-timer is that he does nothing particularly unique or iconic, just one big (smart) cosplay of the right guys. Arn Anderson moveset, Harley Race methods of getting heat, Ric Flair persona as heel champion, maybe a little Nick Bockwinkel thrown in too. Annoying as hell to watch him no-sell every out of ring situation. Just makes The Rock look like a chump on a number of occasions, no selling his big lines, snarky comments on his wardrobe etc.Even the stuff with Vince where major plot points happen and he barely reacts to them. You don't buy in to him as he doesn't buy into it either.

Is what Ibaka brings to the Raptors' back court that much better than what they got out of T-Ross to warrant a first rounder? Don't think so. Very underrated in how he'd come off the bench and wrestle back momentum over the past couple seasons.

The way that bandana awkwardly sits on his head and the lopsided facepaint, it looks like Savage has been huffing paint out in an alleyway whilst protecting his hobo trolley.

Admittedly, wasn't he told to stop using a top rope version of Cena's finish and kept doing it anyway?

Meanwhile, Arrow, yeesh...........

No mention of Ribera yet?!

He looks like the kid from Love Actually going through a phase.

I find Leslie Jones and Michael Che just the worst parts of SNL not named Bobby Moynihan. One just runs the same "real life jokes about exaggerated version of herself" schtique into the ground week after week, the other just ruins Weekend Update with his garden variety lectures on various topics that no-one wanted to hear any more about to begin with.