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North Korean Peace Festival 2

We're getting wacky Westeros Survivor Series team of Cersei, Jon, Jaime, Dany and Tyrion who have to come together for the greater good of SmackDown to fight the Raw Walkers, only for Cersei to hit her finish on Dany and walk out.

With that Michaels title reign - would have been curious to see where they were going with Warrior until he left. Do we assume that Sid was plugged into the booking that was already in place for Warrior? (Survivor Series main event of Warrior/Shawn, with Shawn getting the return win at the Rumble?) If so, does Sid still come back? Do we get Warrior/Taker at Mania 6 years after it meant anything? Or is Warrior around to put over Vader to build up to Summerslam? If so - kinda curious to see how their matches would have gone if they were effectively the Sting/Vader formula?

That's not a real person. That's one of those dummies you learn how to perform CPR on at a YMCA. Surely?

Also, yay, one step closer for the Lebron, 36 year old Wade and PG Lakers to lose to the Warriors next year. The Kobe and Jobbers days were simpler times.

On one hand - keeps the East very interesting. That's going to be an awesome matchup to watch. On the other, disappointed it pretty much makes it impossible for Wade to come across now. Wonder if it's also an admission from the Cavs they expect Lebron to go next year?

The booking of the main event did little for Joe. Everyone else got their big "how did he kick out of that?" moment (several for some). Joe had to be saved from visual pins about 2-3 times instead.

Needs to be run by 80s heel referee Danny Davis and irrelevant 90s heel manager now on-screen figurehead, Jimmy Hart.

Wonder how different that PPV is if Nakamura doesn't drop Cena on his head and Corbin doesn't mouth off on Twitter to a veteran. Between those 2, Enzo having backstage heat, people still down on Owens for his appearance and even Rusev still seemingly being punished for going public with his engagement...so many results decided by "Ehh, fuck this guy".

Surely a compromise could be met where he basically works a latter day Foley/Bret type schedule, yearly surprise entrant in the Rumble, addition to big multi-man tag matches, surprise partner for underdog babyface on Raw occasionally, with maybe a farewell match that ties up some loose ends? Miz accidentally giving him another concussion, and sending him to his Hollywood doctors all expenses paid, who all deem him unable to wrestle again as a means of ducking him, only to make a full recovery thanks to DDP Yoga and Ricky Steamboat teaching him to speak again is where its at.

"worrying" indeed. It's believable to see how those things occurred in the same way we see Undertaker die and get resurrected on a yearly basis without blinking. It is what it is. What doesn't make it believable when they're any real threat to these guys looking as lame as they did. Untanned, no muscle definition and half a foot shorter against products of a system that see that as a baseline requirement. You expect Sanity, or Drew or the AOP to get revenge. You can't buy in to them overcoming the odds, or the numbers game, because it's three relatively unimpressive guys. Whilst youre right in saying that they're perfectly capable of holding their own in-ring, capable of beating any of those guys etc...portraying them as an outside threat to personal safety is a step too far for me. It's the Trio of Nerds from season six of Buffy.

I have no problem with them being booked in-ring dominant for the same reasons you listed. But the idea of having guys who look like the security guards being tossed around in a Raw main event angle coming in and just destroying guys that look and have been built to be unstoppable monsters with Eliminators spots from 1997, it's the most surreal unWWE thing theyve ever done.

The ROH invasion looked ridiculous. Three tiny 205 live guys who turned up wearing the most Indyrific wardrobe possible, just put waste to six of the biggest guys on the roster. I don't understand it at all. I hope they get completely WCW'd.

Did they actually explain why Ser Friendzone spent all that time returning to Daenyrs only to leave like 15 minutes later?

Please tell me you had to dial 1900-909-9900 to find that out.

Just setting up Sting for yet another beatdown..

Did anyone ever just try kicking him in the dick? I still remember Rumble 94 - Bigelow/Tatanka, Tatanka started doing his war dance/hulk up, Bigelow just shrugged and enziguiri'd him in the back of the head. It was glorious.

"DID YOU JUST ASSUME HIS LOCATION WAS PARTS UNKNOWN, DUDE?!??!?"

I liked the original Russo Nitros, if for no other reason than the right guys are all over the show. Undercard is heavily Revolution vs Filthy Animals, Rednecks and Harlem Heat involved too, Benoit/Jarrett is a good upper card feud, Bret at the top, Goldberg/Sid was excellent, probably the most underrated use of Luger too (from the start of the Sting heel turn to Team Total Package, the guy stooges for everyone). After Souled Out, well, hope you like Hogan and the Harris Boys...

Could Bayley end up being mentored by Rick Steiner? Have her ditch the headband/scrunchie thing for the ear muffs, and start doing the dog bark, leading to a showdown with Titus Worldwide.

Part of me hopes he would have become another "YOU MUST BE YOUR CHARACTER" part of the mid 90s scene, and given an Adam Bomb like gimmick as the Dynamite Kid, thus leading to all sorts of ridiculous Memphis fireball/flash paper scenarios.

No way England aren't retaining the Ashes this summer.

Also happy to join/pay.

5'8 Dynamite Kid trying on the Jacques Rougeau treatment on Kevin Nash would have been fun.

WHAT A VULGAR DISPLAY OF POWER BY THE MONSTER AMONG MEN