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Eddie ain't married, so is that a metaphor that's goin' over my head? I mean, Chris Jericho is gonna die either way, so it's neither here nor there.

Jamie Hayter is the queen of my burning heart (respectfully) and I could watch her and Toni shoulderblock each other for an hour. That match RIPPED. Should be Hayter vs Storm in the finals, but whatever. Takeshita RULES. Is he permanently in the States or just touring? Whatever the case, bring him back and slap that TNT title on him for a good long while. I love Hookhausen just as much as I love Hook's transition into the Redrum on Drake. That kid is fuckin' SLICK. Riho vs Yuka was rad as hell. More Yuka, plz. They need to run that building again and often. Looks like a rad place to watch our great sport and that crowd was into everything except the 2nd hour of Dynamite. What a fantastic hour of wrestling.

I started a new job at the beginning of March at this shipping logistics company. It's my first office/corporate job, and I never thought I'd end up in that realm, but it's super laid back and a cool place to work. And after working in the service industry for fourteen years, it's QUIET and man, is that sorely needed. Anyway, just under two months in and I got a promotion already. 10% raise to go with it. I'm landing on this job with both feet, and that's after a hellacious last year in which I got fired twice. One of those times was a week after recovering from COVID. Then, yesterday, my niece and nephew got Student of the Month and Artist of the Month awards. They go to the same school. And my sister got a good review at work. I think we deserve pizza. And a big ass 2-liter of Dr. Pepper.

I'm assuming that there's gonna be DLC and CAW. Not too worried about roster size, and if the CAW engine is as nerdy as the AEW roster, we'll be golden. ?

Well, Intense Beard Tattoo (in whatever order) doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.

Hey, Julia Hart was layin' it in there. Can she just start cutting class to smoke cigarettes with the kids in the Testament shirts already?

Ev-ree-one knows its Wen-deeeee! Brilliant touch having both her and Spooge look better than they did in BB. Less than two years away, I'd say. That's the ravages of meth use for ya.

Way more important stuff to unpack in tonight's episode, but I just wanna say...

Punk vs Tanahashi or Jay White Danielson vs ZSJ or Okada Darby vs Shingo or Ibushi. Though it's probably best that Darby and Ibushi don't cross paths, as one or both of them will die and be totally cool with it. What Casey said about Stardom involvement. Eddie vs anyone. I just want Eddie on the show. I'm buying the show, regardless.

"Welcome to Lowell Maximum Security Prison. There's only two ways outta here. One is DEAD IN A PINE BOX, and the other is through that big, wide-open gate right over there, which we'd like you to please consider 'off-limits.'"

Oh GOD, that would be so awesome. There's a ton of Thin Lizzy songs that would work, such as... Bad Reputation Killer Without a Cause Chinatown Suicide Jailbreak Emerald Cold Sweat Toughest Street In Town Honestly, I can't figure out why they aren't Mox's favorite band already.

Who would Gigolo Jimmy Del Ray vote for? Cash. That settles it for me.

That's how you end up with an Orange Cassidy/Ishii team. I'm okay with that.

AAHV'E BIN LIVIN' ON THE EDGE OF UH BROKEN HAHRT Leilani Kai RULES. I'm also a big fan of Judy Martin.

Excellent post, NoFistsJustFlips.

YEAH. Goddamn, what a play!

I vote for TAKA Michinoku-style tights and some short wrasslin' boots. Ain't too much of a stretch from his current gear.

Yeeeeaaaahhhh, that Trenchant RULES. Thanks for the heads up on that one.

Penta vs Punk is going to RULE. ASS. I cannot wait to see that shit. Skye Blue is going to die for us and Suzuki and Joe are gonna beat the goddamn breaks off each other. What a wild ass company, man.

The Yuta Scale. Fuckin' Wheeler Akiyama, man. Just watched the match. Wow. I got chills at the end. That is goddamn professional wrestling, folks. That kid is MADE. Is it just me, or was that Jon Moxley's best match? Or, at the very least, the match where Jon Moxley and the idea of Jon Moxley finally met? He was fantastic. God, what a piece of business. That and FTR/Briscoes in the same week. We are being spoiled rotten. ?

Just watched the trailer. Guys, I don't think I can do this. And if I do, I'm gonna barf.

For my money, it's the best Wrestlemania match of all time.

I'm the same way and you're right. Let the man grow it back out or let him deduct razors from his taxes. Shaving sucks.

I think Adam Cole is really good on the mic and I see that he's over. It's how he wrestles that I can't stand. If he would shave 5 -10 minutes off his matches and cut out the Shawn Michaels School of Community Theater bullshit, I'd be able to hang. There's just always a couple or more needless near falls in his matches after what the end should've been, so I dread watching his big matches. Then there was the McAfee match. He literally walked halfway across the ring in a crouched position to get in the right spot for the Panama Sunrise. That's setting aside the fact that he took a Panama Sunrise from Pat McAfee. Just awful.