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Not so bad between Kana and the ironman match? They had Dana and Carmella then too.

Glad you landed on your feet.

What staggers me (and I know it shouldn't) is that they aren't even trying to replace them with anything even vaguely interesting. Shift things around a bit. Put on another hair or mask match or at least a title match or an atomicos match or anything. But that's just now how they operate. The thought probably never even crossed their mind. That they thought to bring Park and Wagner in to begin with (for something other than to hype an indy show or a postage stamp or something) was far more a deviation.

Fool CMLL once, shame on you.

Dana Brooke is basically the robot from Small Wonder.

I'm okay with it if she ends up in armor. I still think not making her Jackpot was a mistake.

It's Kane until they give us some reason to believe otherwise.

My favorite wrestling stable ever:

The Mike Shaw story where he got fired was really sad. I forget who told it. Ross maybe? The idea is that he hadn't been booked for a while, so he asked someone in the office to go ask Vince about it and what they were going to do with him. And Vince, upon remembering he was still there, just fired him. I feel like we're going to have the weirdest bunch of opponents in here:

Have you tried constructing a Punjabi Prison?

While I do think Eva vs Austin would be a draw, there's more of a built in story with Cameron vs Austin.

Well, according to the sales figures on Comics Beat, issue 42, the first one I read, lost over 18% in sales and was down to almost 22,000 units moved, which is damn near cancellation territory. Unless it's doing gangbusters in digital sales, Valentine may want to think about changing direction pretty quick because this mob story arc isn't bringing in the readers. EDIT: Admittedly, Lobo is selling in the 12,000 unit range, though even then, with DC cutting back on royalty payments, I can't imagine Ms. Valentine is going to be very happy when she gets her direct deposit statements from Time-Warner payroll. So to sum up: despite your differences in opinion, you're expressing deepfelt sympathy to Mr. Dragon, in that a comic he's very passionate towards will probably be unsustainable in the direction he is enjoying so much. Because otherwise, you're really just being a dick.

Some of his best friends are orange?

Well, 13 year olds are stupid. He's extremely excited for the new season of Doctor Who, save for the fact that it's starting weekend after next and not last weekend. Likewise the Rick Riordan book coming out in a month or two. Star Wars though? Not so much.

I'm enjoying just about everything. Renew Your Vows had some pretty groanworthy bits of dialogue. I'm ready for it all to wrap up though.

I'm way more excited about new Star Wars than the 13 year old. He said "It'll take a lot of patching to get that thing back off the ground." Those were his exact words.

Most of the people here complain about everyone's weak-ass looking offense. Enough guys get knocked for it that I've stopped blaming the wrestlers and decided it's the WWE style's fault that Dean Ambrose has to do dumb shit like rebound clotheslines and elbow drops to standing opponents or that Dolph Ziggler does that "Russian-legsweep-without-the-legsweep" thing for his finish... Mark Henry or bust.

At this stage I'm okay with Hero as the Big Daddy Dink of New Day.

Why WWE.com? Why?

Did the British tax payers pay for her neck tattoo though?

Those women both lost in the end. Cockroaches have been implicated in the spread 33 kinds of bacteria, including E. coli and Salmonella species, six parasitic worms and more than seven other types of human pathogens. But at least they didn't have to watch TNA.

I was looking for an image of "wrestling cockroach" since that's what TNA is, and google gave me this, a gif of a Japanese gameshow where two women are trying to blow a cockroach into the other's mouth to win. It sums up TNA better than anything I could ever come up with:

I am getting unduly excited about this stuff and need to read the Greg Rucka YA book. I'm not sure about the Aftermath book though. It's gotten some pretty bad reviews. On the other hand, I loved the guy's anti-bigotry rant.

They should skip the opening jokes and start him with a screen, sitting down.

To further that point, we've gotten. Rip Rogers vs Johnny Rich 7/29/83 Ron Garvin vs Missing Link 7/29/83 Chavo Guerrero vs Jesse Barr 7/29/83 Over the last couple of weeks, so it's possible we're going to get 7-29-83 Houston Mil Mascaras drew AWA champ Nick Bockwinkel JYD beat Butch Reed dq Dusty Rhodes beat King Kong Bundy Taped Fist match Hacksaw Duggan beat Ted Dibiase Texas Street fight Tommy Rich beat Kamala Chavo Guerrero beat Jesse Barr Missing Link beat Ron Garvin Steve Williams beat Boris Zurkov Johnny Rich beat Rip Rogers the top of that card. That said, the Mil vs Bock match isn't on Tharpe's list of Bockwinkel matches, who who the hell knows really. There's a science to it but it's all a little shaky. From that card, I can't imagine having Rip vs Johnny Rich but not Dusty vs King Kong Bundy. My impression is that they're still cataloging a bit.