Curt McGirt

Well they have to have at least once face...

They need a baldcap with mohawk for Sheamus.

Now I'm gonna be really mad if I DON'T like it. Y'all better not be playing.

I'm presuming all of CZW is villains because CZW, right?

God, not another one... Good to know Kondo's still at it. I think if he had came around these days in NJ he might've ended up working Heavy. EDIT: Read a little closer and you said he was actually working Heavy, duh. I always thought he would've been good if he moved up, sucks that isn't working out as well.

Pfff. Beck never wrote half the shit Iommi did. It all comes back to Iommi. And not even that but Robert Fripp is still alive and kicking, too

Well, Heyman IS right there.

While y'all were talking about dumb stuff I was watching the third disc of the WWE Mid South set, which is pretty good after you skip over Iceman/Roberts and the Bladerunners + Steiner squashes. You get: the full DiBiase/Flair face turn match with Watts warning for viewers Gordy/Duggan title match Freebirds/DiBiase + Williams lumberjack match Gordy/Williams title match OMG/Big Bubba title match Big Bubba/Williams title match Now that's a hell of a lineup for just one disc. The best title match is Dr. Death and Gordy, though it's almost out-hossed by Gang and Bossman wailing (or should I say whaling?) on each other. Blood in almost every match and ALL the blood in the DiBiase/Flair match, of course. If you haven't seen the latter then you are missing out on one of the greatest pieces of wrestling history ever, and if you have it's always fun to revisit. Bill Watts might've been a despicable piece of shit human being but damn was he good at booking the wrestling.

Did my Espanol replay. Good tag match, good women's match, and surprisingly good Truth match. He was indeed looking spry, and the gif of Almas' kappo kick didn't include Truth flipping away from him before he did it which made it even cooler. Even with Spanish AND Spanish subtitles over top of it the Asuka/Naomi bit was still abysmally cringeworthy

Now I'm wondering if he meant the Frodo Baggins Maniac instead of the Willie Cicci Maniac. If he wants Elijah Wood he's gonna be sorely disappointed.

I dunno. Em still has flow, it's the beats that do nothing for me. A buddy who had me burn the record for him (if it's not one of the ones some other assholes took the vocals and just put their own trap beats under) agrees, and he's a far bigger fan of both him and hip hop in general than I am. As far as the lyrics go as long as he's not talking about beating/killing his ex, whatever. It's nice that he has other targets now I suppose

You might want to take a page out of John's book and play Maniac '80 last. Dunno the constitution of your friends, but I bet the first scalping might end up being a deal-breaker for some folks.

That was actually at the end of the movie. Dakar was the evil henchman to the evil doctor (unlike in Zombie where he was the right hand of the good doctor). Man I want to see Neon Maniacs again...

FYI: It is apparently "Splatterday" on The Movie Channel which means they're playing The House on Sorority Row and Black Christmas (both OG) back to back, then replaying them.

Forgot to mention, the preview for next episode also showed Ibushi doing a backflip and landing POINT OF KNEES FIRST into Kenny's abdomen. I missed it first time and then after I saw it thought "well, why even mention the powerbomb?"

WHITE/EVIL: It's Japanese Spirit of Halloween versus White Boy Nakamura in the Budokan! JR starts with some history of the venue saying it was built in '64 for the Olympics and the Beatles played in '66. The match proper starts with a slap from disrespectful Switchblade. He dumps EVIL out of the ring with a back suplex and mashes him into the rail with another. Fucking Red Shoes catches Jay's leg when EVIL throws it after catching a kick, making me hate him even more. That's a Nick Patrick move if there ever was one. Liger on the outside is wearing a plaid flannel shirt which is a hilarious contrast with the mask. Dammit, Red Shoes gets in the way again and White hits a low blow. JR rambles on a bit about the Shield looking like they're in a SWAT team for no reason. Focus, old man, focus... This is pretty much both guys trading suplexes; at least Jay has a nice Kiwi crusher (whatever that is). JR exposes the business more complaining about why there's chairs under the ring while Red Shoes gets in the way for the third and then fourth time. EVIL unceremoniously wins with an STO which is pretty lame considering he was eating half-nelson suplexes and kicking out of pins off them a minute ago. Meh. I think my ultimate idea of torture would be being forced at gunpoint to watch The X Factor UK. Death would be preferable. TANAHASHI/OKADA: We got happy shiny redhead "please like me" Okada, but no balloons. Ace's jacket is snazzy though I don't know why the fabricator sewed what appears to be the pelt from a piece of roadkill on one of the shoulders. After some rope running they slow it down to the Exchanging Of Holds. Tana does the best response to being backed into the ropes and getting the "I'm not gonna hit you" patdown ever by just forearming Okada right in the face. Even though we know the legwork won't come back into play, he also wraps Okada up with a neato standing something that looks really painful. Reverse standing Texas Cloverleaf, maybe? Inverted Sharpshooter? Anyway. Okada dragon screws to switch up the leg focus before the break. Next week we got GOLDEN LOVERS EXPLODE~! They show Omega eating a fucking powerbomb from the top rope with Ibushi jumping backwards to do it, wow. Tana has been in 17 G1s! Amazing. If I was 41 I'd consider asking for the year off. Okada is now working the leg. Does he even have a leg submission in his bag of tricks? Let's check Wiki... oh, nevermind, trolls ruined that for everybody. Barnett says you can't get hit with the dropkick if he can't jump and this is disproven about exactly one minute later. Twice! God does he look like a goober making that face after the second one. Tana switches the Tombstone and nicely holds Okada there for a minute to emphasize it. I will say this for the pointless forearm exchange, they sell it well. BIG High Fly Flow to the outside that Tana nukes his knee on. Thankfully he goes like a shark after the leg, dragon screwing the crap out of dye-job boy and procuring the Cloverleaf. At one point he's sitting on Okada's back, then turns it into a freakin' Styles Clash! He eats mat on a Flow and Okada -- of course -- dropkicks and dropkicks. Right after all those leg attacks. I guess it wouldn't be 2010s New Japan if there was logic in respect to limbwork. Now we're in the Rainmaker portion of our match and the crowd is coming unglued for Tana's nearfalls. ONE MINUTE LEFT! Tana hits a Flow for two and the bell rings as he's going up for another one to the immediate deflation of everyone in the building. l guess Ace wins on points. For an Okada match this was acceptable despite the obvious complaints. Hiroshi brought his A game and the nifty variation to the standard stuff whereas Kazuchika just did what he always does. To be honest: Tana deserves it. The smile on his face afterwards says it all.

Oh, c'mon. That shit was funny.

Well, Terrifier is okay if you're real drunk with friends. I was neither. It might actually be a decent one for a party situation, if everyone is out to see some serious, mindless grue.

Flair to Rodman: "You know, in all my time fuckin' I never broke my dick. How did you manage not once but THREE times?" Taker: "I gotta hit the head, see you gents in a minute..." Hero having my body type gives me hope. One more thing... Hayes, please... you can't even lose the fanny pack for a fucking WEDDING CEREMONY?

Some of my friends were geeking out about Terrifier so I decided to rent it. With the awful name and the fucking clown on the cover I was ignoring it, but when King from Deceased gives anything a 90 out of 100 on his personal scale (60 is pretty much a zero so there's a curve), being the horror freak with good taste that he is, my ears perked up. Let ya know what I think later on tonight. I also had to return Another Wolfcop without watching it but I don't think that was much of a miss (and I got Detroit for free so expect some gnashing of teeth in anger later too)

BTW, thanx for reminding me of Hard Times, Loco. I've still never seen that even though I've seen just about all the classic Bronson films -- Majestyk, Mechanic, Chato's Land, etc. It's on Youtube so when my net time rolls over I'll need to watch it.

Undead Charles Bronson would probably be no less mobile than Live Charles Bronson. I can imagine the cadaver bitching "You brought me back to make ANOTHER one of these?!" though.

In that case I'm surprised that nobody else (say, an enterprising Italian producer) took the opportunity to do so until now

You are probably gonna want to watch Mil and Cuerno punching each other directly in the face tonight.

Correction: if there was ever a WWF gimmick for ECW to shit on, it was specifically that. The Sheepherders were so proto-ECW it's ridiculous that they didn't go back to their bloodletting ways (they didn't, right? I never saw 'em in ECW).