Curt McGirt

If anyone was wondering btw, "Chubby Women's Pro Wrestling" is what I got when I translated the Japanese. It's DDT, what do you expect. (Hell, she ain't even chubby IMO)

Santito's son was going to wrestle as Nieto del Santo but changed to Tempestad and then El Santo Jr. His nephew was going to be Nieto but Santito objected to that as he owned the rights to the name.

Here's your Smackdown picks of the week

Well, I certainly didn't expect today was the day I'd see the Chubby Women's Pro Wrestling (pardon?) Sarah Conner fight a wrestling Terminator. And I REALLY didn't expect to see two guys parody Takeshi Sasaki and Yuko Miyamoto having a 1000000 Lighttube Death Match with fucking Legos. All that was missing was for somebody to take their boots off and run across the mat to show how hardcore they are. And hey -- it even had a proper finish with a highspot suitable for ending the match! Somebody's gonna have to tell me why Kenou has "KONGO" on the ass of his trunks.

Went and watched the Honest Trailer for Alien: Covenant last night and remembered every single thing I hated about that movie. Which is pretty much all of it. Now I seriously want to know what the Roger Ebert reviewer was on when he did his TWO seperate reviews of it (the first one getting the full four stars and the second one saying that people in the future will be coming back and raving about this movie... suuuuuuuure buddy).

That "I want to talk to Dirty White Boy" angle is another impossible one now. Matt D posted it not long ago and I couldn't finish watching it again.

again! I had no idea these two were tag partners. I came in thinking "is this gonna be Brody shooting on Nord?" before the PBP guy said that.

I have a slight suspicion that Jae is helping book an indie theater somewhere in the Chicago area and wants some assistance ? But that could just be because OUR local arthouse just posted on their Facebook asking people what they wanted to see for Shocktoberfest this year. My offers were The House by the Cemetery, Inferno, and Zulawski's Possession. I'll take a whack at this after a couple drinks tomorrow night as I'll be in the perfect mood for knowing what I'd want to see. And I have been to all-night horror fests, and you do indeed have to pace those suckers.

Snowfall just had a great use of one of maybe the greatest Grand Funk song

Either Beef Rockhard or Lisa Frank.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lisa_Frank So basically Casey was saying EVIL is a kiddie/Halloween version of the old Satanic/evil wrestler trope. Kevin Sullivan used to beat on his female disciples when they screwed up (at least he did Fallen Angel/Woman, not sure about Luna) on camera. As far as Honma:

A domestic abuser Anyway, the Lisa Frank comment fits, but what the hell. You can't go all Kevin Sullivan and do what Honma does behind closed doors on TV anymore, after all.

They even have the classic Wrestling Satanist!

Shittiest WM main ever? I'm gonna be the board's Debbie Downer and just go ahead and say it: I might love Tom Savini but that mask is fucking stupid. The pants are fucking stupid. The whole idea is fucking stupid and Bray is going to die yet another death only this time he's the one who put the gun to his head. Funhouse may have been fun but the only good thing "the Fiend" is gonna do is scare little kids and piss off their parents. On the other hand, I somehow get the feeling this would have ruled if Victor Quinones was his manager or this took place in AAA/LU, so I'm also a complete hypocrite

Overall I agree. Smackdown was leaner and had better matches. And Raw had all that other dumb stuff that you brought up

Dammit, now this dumb song is in my head

While yelling "I JUST WANT TO CONSUMMATE MY MARRIAGE"

Let's not forget to bring that one back in October!

The closeups of Murdoch in this. So, so good. Watch the crowd laugh and yell their asses off the whole time too, before everybody had a sign and was staring at the TitanTron.

I remember liking that one a lot. Funny thing, I have a friend named Dave Brown and he couldn't be any further from that character. Also I didn't know they tried to market the film with posters like these: That sure didn't fly, but is awesome and hilarious (not because a cop is beating a man obviously)

...and I bet you like me nobody thought about that part of it. *sigh*

The only other match I can remember with Steele was with Rayo de Jalisco, which I don't think I ever saw in full and don't remember if it was even their mask match or not. Probably on a Phil comp

Hopefully more than one person had their phone out for it

FAT! BLOOD! HATE! VAL VENIS' SHREDDER MASK! THE LOONEY TUNES THEME! and it all leads up toooooooooooo... A HAIR MATCH!

Cody said if people in your life are shitty you should cut them out of it. His response was the gif where a camera zooms up to Cody holding his hand up to his ear.