Curt McGirt

What was Cesaro wearing btw? Those shoes were worse than Charlotte's heels. I have no idea why you would wear heels to do a run-in, too; she's lucky she didn't break an ankle on the ramp. Seeing Rusev again and hearing about Luke Harper honestly has me disappointed. I was ready for both of those guys to be AEW shoe-ins and sure enough they get dragged back.

As much as I may dislike him, I gotta admit Corbin is perfectly fine in the ring. Watch him come at the crowd whenever they started to quiet down. Of course, Gable should have won, but he got beaten on and beaten on. Kudos for him stealing the end of Angle/Benoit too. So who's Rey going to face next week? Maybe there's somebody he wants in NXT to come up? EDIT: If I was Shaq I would have bragged about the garlic butter instead. That's the only stuff that makes the mass of dough they claim is pizza edible.

Why yes, he is wielding a socket wrench there Chili sauce! Also, watch him start bleeding for no reason

There is a lot of SMW on Youtube. It amuses me greatly that half the matches on this card are bloody, ECW-style garbage brawls. Cornette is so facetious.

I rewatched some of X-Men a couple years ago and yeah, doesn't hold up. But that theme song is still awesome.

So it was basically the Draft Riot at the end of Gangs of New York, only it was over two Shakesperean actors instead of the Draft and race? Bizarre. And I wasn't fully thinking of riots in comparison to what happened in that theater. I mean of course Watts or LA were crazier than that.

A buddy of mine who generally has a sucky taste in horror (IMO, I am a snob) HATED It 2. This from him was a big surprise because he usually likes just about everything. He said so in a group text and another friend piped up that the second part of the first one sucked too. He also raved about the Art Theater's October lineup, which (because I am a snob) I kinda balked at for lack of obscurity. - The Addams Family - Us - Event Horizon - The People Under the Stairs - Nosferatu with live orchestra - Rocky Horror - Return of the Living Dead - Halloween '78 and 2018 double feature - All Night Marathon I'm only really excited for People, Return and the marathon, which always goes unlisted. Actually I've never seen Rocky live and they do that every year, along with Nosferatu, so I should probably go this year. I like Event Horizon but I saw that when it came out; in fact I saved the ticket and found it buried in the house recently.

Just remembered this. I think this is the root of my love of broken English.

That was class of them. Even though he never worked for Vince (which is weird tbh) he deserves a place in the Hall of Fame.

Whoops. How did I miss that?

Well, this has to be good

Jimmy Golden's promo after that is even better, DADDY! As is Terry Gordy hiptossing Mike Jackson right on the damn floor.

I like how his confidence in the quality of the dish seems to diminish going left to right.

I noticed this happened in the Wagner Jr./Blue Demon Jr. match too with Wagner wearing his for a bit.

Re: The Volador Jr./Casas match, I thought it was a hard and fast rule that luchadores that lost their masks couldn't wear them anymore? What's with Volador getting away with wearing his for half the match? And btw, unmasked he looks even more of a prick than he does with his crappy attire...

That Dafoe gif should be burned with fire

Somebody taped that piece for me years ago and I really should listen to it again.

This is the translated version of the Jon Moxley interview on the NJPW website. If you love mangled English, you will be rolling on the floor reading this. BEAUTIFUL VIOLENCE! EDIT: Also, if you just think this is funny because you're racist, please FOAD. Humor has subtleties beyond your perception of the world.

Needs to come with a complementary black bandanna

EDIT: Telling myself to shut up

Okay, I'll stop. But the gif was funny.

Nope. Keep it coming with the wrong guesses people, this will be fun! (For the initiated DON'T GIVE IT AWAY)

I refuse to explain that gif for anybody that doesn't get it btw

See? This is where Corbin's at now. After his odyssey as potential second in command at Applebee's his failures have driven him back behind the line, torching apps and begging for drinks whilst sneaking them out of a flask hidden in the walk in. It is a noble, yet pathetic struggle.