Curt McGirt

Now I'm imagining Virgil and the Ascension as the ultimate jobber trio

Okay, because this wasn't explained whatsoever I went to the trouble of looking up NOAH results myself (nobody is doing their damn job around here anymore!) and found this *Stewie Griffin voice* Man Super Crazy got faaaaaaaat (most of us here can relate to that gentlemen, no insult intended) I'm so out of the loop I have no idea who the other three are. and this Well shit. This and Suguira (remember when we called him Big Boss?) going up against Suzuki might be good as long as everyone reigns it in a bit. Someone should tell me how the above was if/when it comes out on the Youtubes or Dailymotions.

Beat me to the joke, goddammit It's bittersweet as hell seeing Chris and Tammy posing with Sheiky Baby, knowing what happened to all three of them. But Chris' smile could light up a cathedral.

Hasn't somebody else already used the Drive By as a name for a move? I'm totally blanking on it if so.

I still think that ladder match with Honma stomps all over the two Honma/Yamakawa matches. Posting these because they have to be absolutely fucking stupid https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V5AuMqo6UM https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c13Nj_iFGUo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pJkStCitx9k

You might want to spoiler that for NSFW reasons

I always forget about this album. Incredible speed and precision. If you could drum like that you'd give up most of your past sexual history and probably a good deal of memories in general in trade.

I only paid about half attention to Diabolik but the laughing gas scene was a riot. What did they call that again, "amusement gas" or something?

Man they nail a scene with Kelly and Vince and then do the most pretentious and shitty addendum to it. This show is so bipolar. Then they try to make up for it with a cuddle on the couch... ugh. ...but that last scene was all worth it. The look in both men's eyes was stunning.

Rusev and Cesaro should feud forever and a day. What I saw of that match was the shit. Now I have to see that three-way.

Sorry for the massive size of the photos. They just have to be here. Lucha Homer Simpson, Lucha Two-Face~! And someone will hip me to the alternate identities of the other two guys I'm sure

That needs to be spoilered to prevent people from the horrendous image that came into my mind when I looked at it. Dalton Castle style.

Ishii is definitely in my cool book for that match with Nakamura on AXSTV that I wrote about on Friday (okay, Saturday morning). Makabe... well, lets just say he has his moments. Sometimes.

I blame Dailymotion

Can't go anywhere without posting Chuck Keller's awesome side project, Vulpecula.

Speaking ex-Angelcorpse, I like Blasphemic Cruelty better, sounds more like what I wish Angelcorpse had with the thrash influence on their first album: EDIT: And going even further back in time to post-Order from Chaos, while Pete went on to write weird pseudo-fascist manifestos and rip off Morbid Angel in Angelcorpse, Chuck and Mike formed this awesome band https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U35ufNqp50U

Por ejemplo. And Obliteration does have way more atmosphere than I initially thought.

They definitely have a big early Autopsy vibe about them in the slow parts, but I would nail them for an earlier Swedish band than Entombed (besides the vocals, which are close) -- maybe Merciless or one of those other pre-death thrashy bands. Good stuff but their logo is shitty. As is Relapse.

Autopsy and Manilla Road came in today so I went and ordered the first Bathory and Candlemass albums for a Swedish feast Guess I'm going with the old '80s yuppie adage of "who dies with the most toys wins". At least I'll be nice enough to bequeath these to someone after my liver finally gives out.

http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2ltqh3_brett-como-dos-caras-lionheart-vs-great-sasuke-masao-orihara-shiryu-war_sport http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2lryb0_animal-hamaguchi-genichiro-tenryu-koki-kitahara-vs-great-sasuke-masao-orihara-shiryu-war_sport WAR be WARin https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2kOOC8cHnLg

This is a thread we could go for days with and nobody is participating. I am sad. http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x2lu7t0_atsushi-onita-vs-great-sasuke-michinoku-pro_sport

BTW, the elbow from Tanahashi in that ad for the next episode is THE WORST. For fuck's sake, AXSTV! That thing didn't even make contact and you decide to put in the commercial?!

Finally getting to watch NJ again. Looks like a good lineup for tonight. AJ Styles vs. Minoru Suzuki: For what's shown, there's some absurd crap (after Red Shoes gets plowed into and the run-ins happen, they just get up and go into forearm exchange mode again) but Suzuki trying to take AJ's arm, and then his arm AND index finger home with him was great. I really don't like AJ at all and his fucking haircut makes me like him less. Suzuki loses of course (that Fujiwara should have been an instant tap. So much for logic) but backstage he says "Bastards, don't put your guns away that's aimed at me" which is the best Engrish ever. I should note that Korakuen is HOT tonight and that is gonna help all these matches immeasurably. Hirooki Goto vs. Hiroyoshi Tenzan: I'm a bit of a Goto apologist as it feels like he's never quite grabbed that Brass Ring (TM Cesaro) even though he's had some great NJ Cup wins; he's got an underdog vibe going for him as well as being pretty solid in-ring. This is all about Tenzan as underdog though because who the hell knows how his spinal cord didn't snap in half upon hitting Goto's knee. Hey, they do a forearm exchange that is actually awesome because they sell like maniacs. Goto, a consummate loser, taps to the Anaconda Vice for the aging, broken man with the amazing hair. I didn't even catch any of the cuts in that so it was pretty sweet, especially considering we now have half an hour for this: Shinsuke Nakamura vs. Tomohiro Ishii: CHAOS vs. CHAOS! Nakamura is rocking the Blackie-from-Voivod haircut and denim shirt for the run-down. God I love that man. He gets away with wearing and doing shit that all of us just wish we could do on a daily basis. And he has an awesome theme song. Ishii is his usual squat, stout self. They actually have a decent mirror sequence/tradeoff of missed moves which is close to the decent forearm exchange earlier of 'things that suck all the time in matches but this time was good'. They're playing this off as two guys that know each other too well and it works. Nakamura starts to Tenryu things up with some slaps and dick kicks, then they start with the clubbering. Ishii then decides to Tenryu it up himself with some sick neck chops that has Nakamura hacking up. His "FUCK YOU" dropkick to the face while Shinsuke is doing his pose is just fantastic. The lariat that follows up after is hellish and Ishii switches his arm for the lariat after Shinsuke tries to dismantle the right one which I always love to see. The ending exchange is pretty great with Ishii going back to the no-selling and forearm battering while talking shit, but you can see the wall crumbling. We get one final avoidance of the knee but Ishii finally runs into a Boma Ye while coming off the ropes and it's over. Really good match that had some nice psychology. Also, there was a headbutt directly to Nakamura's throat. And Nakamura did his "HEYO" and promptly crumpled while trying to get out of the ring. There are no reasons for you not to want to watch this.

While I'm on the topic of German splatter. Guess this is a reboot. Looks giallo as all get out. NSFW obviously

Has Goodhelmet done a Barry comp? Sounds like something he would have already been up to.