Pete

Everyone here is sleeping on Regal's line about the chimp playing the Vaudevillains theme. I fucking died. Also love the crowd gleefully clapping along to it. Anyone else like Dylan's look? He has a nice build and looks really solid in an 80s Georgia way. I could see him kicking all sorts of ass in the old Techwood studio.

Stardust looks like a superhero Marvel Comics would've tried back in the 70s. I could totally see Steve Gerber working him into The Defenders.

Biggest party in Santiago history begins... now.

You have to love a promotion (Kansas City?) where the Mongolian Stomper is your lead babyface with promo time and is an aw-shucks fan in the crowd.

I wish gay guys with giant hands were a real thing so they could pimp-slap everyone hating on this spot.

The Stomper set to ELO is a thing of beauty.

Texano/SK Rude/Manny Bock/Stevens WCW Blonds Was tempted to go with Misawa/Kobashi but went with the Awesome Twosome.

He may continue to give us the line that the name honors Native Americans, but that would be a cheap Sioux veneer.

Uruguay still has the best anthem for my two bits, all operatic and such.

Yes please.

The build to Mertens' winner was beautiful counter-attacking. As soon as it started you could see the numbers and then it was just a matter of him not screwing it up at the end. Lovely stuff.

Perfect.

Can't believe no one else caught Stardust using the DIAMOND DUST as his finisher. That gimmick is tremendous and I give them all the credit in the world for not doing the obvious "guy turns heel on his brother" angle. Layla covered in milk, Summer Rae in kitty litter, Vickie in vomit... if I didn't know any better I'd think they were trying to recover their losses by marketing to fetish enthusiasts. Next week we get the Funkdactyls reenacting Two Girls One Cup. Funny to see how they keep recycling CENA OVERCOMES THE ODDS~! time after time after time when he's far more compelling just having a straight zero-BS match with dudes. Michaels, Punk, Bryan etc. He's way more effective working from the bottom in those types of matches.

I get the impression the only time we'll have the ball Sunday is when we pick it out of our goal.

Only if he grows the handlebar mustache back.

Costel Pantilimon to Sunderland on a free transfer. Excellent bit of business for him and the Cats... there's no reason he can't be their number one.

I'm thinking he has all sorts of smoke and mirrors stuff he can do even if he isn't 100%.

Helping my mom scan some (okay, A LOT) of old photos she has for her cousins club and found some buried treasure from my days of youth. DAT COLLAR. So cute you could just choke. So cute you could- heeeyyyy... Big Wheels and 7-Up disco cans. THE SEVENTIES.

Kind of sad it took Casey's death for me to discover the Classic American Top 40 channel on iHeart Radio. RIP...

Brodus' opponent at the PWS show will be HOMICIDE. Oh my fuck.

Since y'all beat me to the Sly/Harley pic...