Nice Guy Eddie

There's actually about 30 more clowns piled into the casket.

"He can be pedantic, he can be pedantic" The Russo/Dixie relationship will end when Dixie tries to take credit for buying the big salad.

Talk about pot calling the kettel black. I used to have a friend who would often ask me if Taz was black. Like I fuckin' knew! I hope you directed your friend to the Sicilian scene with Christopher Walken and Dennis Hopper from True Romance for the answer.

I don't know how those of us in the NY area dealt with Russo and Mike Francesca being on the same show together for so long. They're both unbearable.

Rumors going around they are making big cuts (corporare and talent) again. Tyson Kidd and Titus should avoid calls for the next week or so. If they can't get a hold of them, they technically still have a job. They just have to hold out a little longer until the company dance so Titus can send Tyson in back-first. Believe it or not, Titus isn't at home, please leave a message at the beep.

Maybe they can bring in Vic Venom.

Kobashi/Sasaki, this ain't. More like Frye/Takayama this ain'tPiling on to say: "Two homeless guys fighting over a discarded T-bone, this ain't." Bum Fights, it ain't.

You siphon it out with a crazy straw.

No, Kevin Nash does not have the greatest nick name ever.Just off the top of my head: The Beast from the East The Mad Man From the Sudan Dr. Death The Enforcer Macho Man The Ugandan Giant The American Dream Stone Cold Man of 1,000 Holds The Ice Man The Crippler The Human Suplex Machine The Japanese Buzzsaw The Redneck Messiah

I always thought Buff was a little too close with his mom. I guess Norman Bates was right, "A boy's best friend is his mother."

Fourthing that right here. Not a fan of Mr. Levesque. Fifth on the HHH loathing. Also The Miz and Randy Orton. I have never been or will never be interested in anything they do. They are change the channel material for me.

They're not even the Brood. They're goth Eliminators, but not as good.One of them has the Sahmain/Danzig skull logo tattoo. That's pretty cool. Otherwise, I got nothing.

Man, John C. Reilly looks huge in that pic. Boats 'n ho's.

Miz is a cigarette dipped in embalming fluid... and not that formaldehyde free crap they use in Europe.

John Cena in space has nothing on Machete in Space.

Make sure to get them to do a Dusty impression. I feel like that's an interview requirement whenever any wrestler who's ever been within a 200 mile radius of Dusty regardless of whether or not they've actually worked with or for him. If you ever wrestled, watched wrestling, know anyone who likes wrestling, or have heard of wrestling, you should be required to have a Dusty impression in your repertoire. Pretty much anybody, whether they know who he is or not, should have a Dusty impression in their arsenal. If you happen to meet a woman that has a better Dusty impression than you, put a ring on her finger ASAP.

Except if you're Dustin Rhodes. I won't post it here because I don't hate anyone here that much, but there is a Jimmy Del Ray tribute video on youtube. It's 2:19 of Jimmy Del Ray gyrating and rubbing his chest. You've all been warned. If anyone seeks it out, your blood is not on my hands.

Nope. Different guys. The New Heavenly Bodies (Vito DeNicci & Chris Nelson) in your link are both retired now. They used to be a prominent team on the Florida indy scene back in the early 2000s. Held the NWA World Tag Team titles a few times.So technically, I guess, Booker's guys would be the New New Heavenly Bodies. Hell, Prichard and Eaton weren't even the original Heavenly Bodies. You had Al (not the Dog) and Don Greene Don Greene & Jerry Lawler Stan Lane & Tom Prichard Tom Prichard & Jimmy Del Ray Vito DeNucci & Chris Nelson So these would be the New New New New New Heavenly Bodies. Eaton wasn't part of the Heavenly Bodies. It was Prichard & Lane. I do recall seeing video from SMW on youtube of Cornette bringing in Eaton to help the Bodies take out the RnR Express. The Express counter by bringing in Arn Anderson.

This thread might be the best and worst thing to happen on this board.

Del Ray is too sleazy for even JCW to book. They couldn't come up with enough coke for him.

I'm glad to see some movies I love get defended here- Zoolander, Mallrats, Clueless, Airheads, Night at the Roxbury, Pootie Tang My contribution to this thread- The Chase You've got Kristy Swanson at her hottest, pre-Two & Half Men/meltdown Charlie Sheen, Henry Rollins as a cop ad-libbing his lines because what he came up with was better than what was written for him, Anthony Kiedis & Flea as redneck monster truckers, an awesome soundtrack that unfortunately was never released

Everything else...not so much

It needs Colby Corino as the special guest referee.

If Slater is more of a jobber, what the hell does that make Cesaro who was eliminated last night by himSo basically Summer and Layla is the more attractive version of PMS. Maybe they can re-package Zack Ryder as Meat Aren't they pretty much Laycool v2 now? Summer Rae pretty much looks exactly like McCool. And I swear my CC was saying something wacky, cause it said Cole said they were calling themselves "Slayers" now. That's not what he actually said, was it?There's a fanfic or porno idea. Summer Rae and Layla as Slayer groupies, tied down while Kerry King runs his goatee over their naked bodies. Fake blood falls from the ceiling as Tom Araya is in the corner wailing away Raining Blood.

Only if he dresses like this: I don't care if the kids don't get it. Screw them. Nah, it ain't white boy day.