Nice Guy Eddie

I liked when Al Snow was billed from Greece and came out dressed like a greaser.

Or, if you're Dolph Ziggler, you call it "having fun with the WWE universe." #rosebush That's what Michael Cole would call it. We know Michael Cole just loves to have fun.

All this talk of unicorns reminds me of Matt Stone's line from Orgazmo. "I don't wanna sound like a queer or nothin', but unicorns kick ass."

Do we really want KO with the stench of ADR, Barrett, and Sheamus on him? Let Owens do his own thing. The League of Nations would totally flounder if it weren't for New Day.

It sounds like the Marlins front office uses the same business model as WWE. What a tag team Vince McMahon and Jeffrey Loria would make.

Dixie Carter doesn't really exist. She's actually Vince's other personality. He's got a whole Norman Bates thing going on.

...The Big Show and Kane. the current world heavyweight champion

Reigns can get the Mass Transit gimmick and have New Jack attempt to murder him in the ring. That might get some sympathy for Roman.

They've got Rhyno down in nxt. Might as well add him to the Dudleys/Dreamer vs. Wyatt's.

and we don't even get to see Tyler's entrance because we have be shown Michael Cole blathering on about the deck being stacked against Roman Reigns...or something

Well, at least the Wyatt's should go over in this feud with the Dudleys and Dreamer. I'm sure they'll have a pretty fun brawl at TLC. If he were born 5-10 years earlier, Harper would have been a great fit in ECW.

Maybe a tramp stamp is in Mojo's future.

The Yankees have also inquired about Shelby Miller and Atlanta is asking for Luis Severino in return.

I guess Cueto just really doesn't like Arizona because he's not getting a better offer. Honestly, Arizona dodged a bullet a here.

He looks like less of a rapist without the goatee. That's good, I suppose.

Kurt as the manager for Jordan and Gable is a natural fit.

If HHH fantasized about drowning his father-in-law, I'd care about that. I liked this and I laughed at it, but its not something I am proud of. It's ok to admit it. You're in a safe environment where nobody will judge you.

You can beat his prices, but you can't beat his meat.

You had me at "Bunkhouse Buck."Actually, screw it, can the Authority and replace them with the Stud's Stable, problem solved. Needs more New Breed coming back from an even more distant future and calling Bunkhouse Buck, "Mr. President ". I hope that makes Meng Vice President.

If HHH fantasized about drowning his father-in-law, I'd care about that.

I'm sure Vince has already been on the phone begging him to come back ASAP.

I would direct you first to Sami Callihan's matches vs. Finlay. I also enjoyed his tag work with Jon Moxley as Switchblade Conspiracy.

Has Eden become the new whipping boy (girl) for the talent with Saxton at the booth. Sasha does not give two shits about keeping her character up for these backstage skits. Why does WWE.com have ads for tequila on their videos. I know their target on the website isn't kids, but damn. I think the tequllia ads are HHH's way of saying, "I know you can't get through a ppv or Raw without this. Neither can I."

Imagine how much worse things would be if we didn't have the New Day.

I could use some Wild Turkey after sitting through two hours of Raw. Thankfully, I wasn't home for the first hour. If I had, I might be blackout drunk right now.