Red is Dead

Alberto Tomba? Dominant italian skier.

wait, mardi gras is every tuesday?

There needs to be a hulk/black widow update to this.

How did Braun get so good so quickly? You look at the Wyatt family and, dollars to donuts, braun would have been the LAST one to be the most successful in 2018 out of the lot of them...

Venom trailer missed just one thing. Venom.

And I've just got the "stones" joke... Fucks sake, Mikey...

Terry Crews? That'll be some fantasy sequence then...

Ruh roh rhaggy. First wobbly tooth.

Sooooooooo....monster hunter world is pretty goddamn good. even for someone who's never played the series before.

Brutally honest answer. So how long until he's back in WWE then?

Top 10. Asuka - NO ONE was ready for how well she transitioned from her independent career to her NXT career. She worked perfectly. Bo - he just worked perfectly - he viewed himself as a white hat while viewers saw him as a black hat. His obliviousness added to the charm. Enzo and Cass. They (alright, Enzo) just had charisma - in spaaaaaaaaades. They weren't the best when it came to actual wrestling, but people believed in them (well, Cass) as a dominant team (individual) and it worked. Bayley - character progression, the look, the appeal to younger audiences, she has it. Sami - everyone wanted him to be generico, but he took his own character and soared with it. I loved the El Generico character - I fucking adore Sami Zayn. Revival. old school is cool. Nuff said. Elias. Admittedly, the rumble was the first exposure I've had to watching Elias live - but Jesus that dude was over with the philly crowd. Charlotte - arguably has had more character progression in NXT than Sasha. Aleister Black - 2019 post mania raw (cos Almas has to go up in the post Nawlins mania raw, right?) is going to explode, when he rises up from the side of the stage. This guy will be huge. Velveteen Dream - if he can tailor his dress/look/package to each opponent in takeover matches, he'll be a made man. It's about innovation, standing out. And Dream has it oozing out of every pore. Honorable mention. Corey Graves. As good as these people are in the ring, they've been ably helped by the hardest working man in the company at the moment. Who'd have thought that sterling fucking james keenan would be the most used prospect to come out of NXT? How does he hold in his piss for four/five hours at a time during big ppvs?

Was Roman related to Rosey? Or is it the "he's my uncle because he stopped round for tea and biscuits a couple of times" type relative?

So complete monster world and nioh by october. That's doable.

Bray's reduced to hanging out at Walmart now? Jesus...

Roderick Strong will sue for gimmick infringement.

I have this sinking feeling that ronda vs charlotte will happen at WM, a knock down drag out affair, with someone just winning - both down on the canvas, and Carmella cashes in. Give her that moment, at least, as the first winner of the briefcase. start the tradition off right...

Panucci's not going, is he? Please let it be the end of Kevin Dunn.

Three stages of hell would be an ideal one for these two.

Baszler, for being green as all hell, scares the crap outta me. She gets the whole heel thing, gets the bully tactic, gets her role in the division. Her vs Asuka, when it happens will be a main event ppv match, definite show closer. The crowd's surprise at Dream "KO'ing" Ohno at 24 seconds? Brilliance - they ate that shit up and asked for seconds... "n"thing the love for Almas Gargano. I am totally sold on Sombra now - he was pure stale in some previous takeover matches; saturday night he made a believer outta me. Cant wait for black to kick his face off.

New PS4 god of war - to be released on 20th April. https://blog.us.playstation.com/2018/01/23/god-of-war-out-april-20-on-ps4/

Hell of an afternoon yesterday. trying to explain to a five year old why there was "red goo on the floor and people crying" This fucking town, man. http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-beds-bucks-herts-42769439

FBW takes the whole 14 hour episode to the nth degree. It's more (better) of the same.

So there needs to be one more match to make up the five match format. Has that already been announced?

Triple H not being afraid to make a complete tool of himself makes me like him even more than I do.

They're looking hungrily at AoP walking past, shitting themselves.