Swiftian

The very first wrestling match I ever saw and made me fall in love with it? The blindfold match at WMVII.

I don't usually go in for the WWE is intentionally vindictive to the fans when someone gets over when they're not supposed to narrative, but having him be "buried" is as clear a sign as any.

Explain Paige in a talking role then.

I think it'd be something fast paced (Ricochet vs. Ospreay) or violent, but not overly so (Angle vs. Shane KOTR)

Cuz he's brown. And the audience is brown too. I get it. Zinger!

Was hoping Strowman would find Minoru Suzuki in the crowd. Nicholas was a let down.

Man, do we have to cut to Cena's insincere, over the top reactions during matches?

Oh man, I legit lolled at Booker stating "Daniel Bryan deserved what he got!" after Kane attacked him. Actually, this felt like one of the funniest Raws in a while, completely unintentionally. Strowman jogging along the top of a limousine was hilarious.

Don't think it's been mentioned here yet, but Harry Smith saved a suicidal girl from jumping off a bridge the other day (whilst dressed as a blue Christmas tree or something)

They almost have to switch the titles up, don't they? Lesnar/Mahal, Corbin/Miz and Natalya/Bliss are all heel matchups (though Lesnar is somewhat of a tweener)

The problem with this kind of angle is that they can't sustain it over a whole show (certainly not over the next month) Tonight, for instance, sure there'll be some kind of Raw invasion, but for the remaining 90 mins, they've actually got to put on matches. And those matches will be Smackdown guys going against each other, so any semblance of unity is already out the window.

Tyler Breeze

That can't be true, can it? Just had a look at the distance and it takes at least 11 hours to fly from Santiago to Minneapolis, if flying direct. Plus the show only took place in the past couple of hours.

Vince was happy until someone explained to him that this wasn't the right kind of viral the youngsters talk about these days.

I thought the rumour was that Samoa Joe would interfere somewhere, no?