Swiftian

"Don't shit in people's bags in public either, brudda!"

The whole thing is fucking juvenile, but what makes it even dumber is he's pissing off these writers who have some say in his career. That seems like it could get you booked in shit like house of horror matches.

Stephanie McMahon: "Roman, you can't wrestle again. We don't want to risk you being injured for SummerSlam. Now Seth, go fight two guys on your own!"

Just watched Pumping Iron for the first time. Besides Schwarzenegger, did anybody in that doc get involved in wrestling in any way?

It's weird, if you look at Goldberg's feet it looks like they're both running backwards.

Big apartments in Japan, huh?

Anyway to be honest, I don't think the storyline meant that Dibiase or Jax would actually be champions. Jax would win the actual physical belt back for Amore and he'd then be even more into her or something.

I could've sworn this rule had been broken at some stage, so I looked it up. Bulldog gave the Hardcore Title to Al Snow back in 99.

Nakamura: "KNEE. TO. FACE." Dog: "BITE. TO. LEG."

I liked Cole making Graves crack up with his reference to his twitter thing with Punk.

I swear every time I see their name I read Illconics.

Macho Man Seth Rollins

Next week Mojo Rawley cuts a promo referencing the Phrygian destruction of the Hittite empire.

L-R: Erick Rowan, Daniel Bryan, ?, Alesteir Black, ?, Curt Hawkins, Mickie James, Baron Corbin