Sammy

I'd do Murray for sure. I also like Graham-- Keenum digs him and he's going against a lousy JAX d. MJD and Rainey are a push, IMHO. MJD is not having a great year, but has a good matchup this week, as HOU is slacking against the run as of late. Rainey is on fire right now, but DET is doing really well against the run. It's flip a coin time here.

This business of paying for the vets seemed to make more sense when rookie contracts were out of control.

I'll chip in $25 if we can have a wrestling mummy.

Cleveland Rapist would be a great message board title. It kinda rolls off the tongue.

Dragging the coffin of Big Show's father.

I'm going to go out and buy a package of Blue Ribbon bacon in honor of this man. I used to love him, and the Oilers in the late 70's. I just wish there was room in the modern NFL for more guys like Bum Phillips.

I'm ready for a WWE Films direct to video sequel to The Postman.

In his defense, old timey Southern men would shave their pits to stay cooler and less stinky. My grandfather in East Texas, who refused to have air conditioning, used to do this.

I'd go Blackmon here. You're going to have at least 3.5 quarters of garbage time points against a shaky Denver D. This may be one of the better matchups of the year for him.

You don't suck-- you'd suck if you started Schaub.

At least I get the penis jokes.

I dunno. It takes me about 15 minutes to read one of those and absorb relevant content. I'd assume the shoot is at least an hour and a half. If the article makes it sound good, maybe I'd listen to the whole thing.

If Backlund is publishing it with WWE, I'm not too interested. If he's working with an editor/ghost that won't talk him off a ledge, count me in.

I'd call the cruise line. If you're lucky, they might have it projected on a big screen by the pool. If you leave from Miami, the game is almost a lock to be on somewhere on the boat.

I too have a love for Husker Du and wrestling, and enjoyed Mould's book, but he's generally thought of as kind of an asshole. I lived in MPLS in the late 80's-early 90s and people around town didn't have nice things to say about him.

One of the Crowbar Press books that doesn't get much attention is the Downtown Bruno book. He's such a character and has had such a weird career. He's very honest in his opinions, and has some really strange ones. Worth a read, especially if you like Memphis stuff.

Fucken week 3. Stupid Vikings, can't even beat a team who's trying to tank.

Isn't Ingram out this week? Something to think about, especially considering the marginal value of your other options.

TRICH and McGEEE aren't going to have time to learn the plays, and as a result will not get much playing time. They might vulture a TD or get lucky and bust out a long run, but that's in wing and a prayer category. I'd do Bell and Morris and one of the 3 receiving options at your flex. Responding to my own post. Just read this: Indianapolis Colts head coach Chuck Pagano said RB Trent Richardson will get as much as he can handle in the team’s Week 3 game. “We did not bring him in here to be the water boy on Sunday,” he said. “He’ll be ready to roll.” Take it as you will.

I am playing "Cup half full" here, not sure that the experiment has failed but is definitely a work in progress. I own Wilson as well but I am benching him till he shows a remarkable improvement and consistency. I'm hopeful still. I think that they'll have to let him play soon. I'm not dropping him...yet.

TRICH and McGEEE aren't going to have time to learn the plays, and as a result will not get much playing time. They might vulture a TD or get lucky and bust out a long run, but that's in wing and a prayer category. I'd do Bell and Morris and one of the 3 receiving options at your flex.

Speaking of Browns first round draft picks...

I'm still waiting for Austin's Amazon Shoppin' List. It better have a scrubber on a stick.

If I took the time to photoshop Vince in uniform he'd be in a jet ski race with Tank Abbott.