http://www.theonion.com/articles/new-evidence-confirms-arod-invented-steroids,33583/
Dang it, I knew he was up to no good when he was here in Seattle. Give him 211 games now!
He has 2722 hits and has 117 this year. He's projected to end up around 150 meaning he needs 240+, so he'll need 2 more full seasons assuming he's healthy and doesn't retire.