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I thought blowing up the ball exorcised the demons that were haunting the Cubs! What happened?! Oh right, they're the Cubs. Sorry.

Everyone alive who had any issues with Bartman should apologize. Any sane person could see he did nothing worth even a small amount of the shit he got.

The island isn't that big and the poverty rate isn't exactly very good in a lot of places, so if arenas exist, I'm sure they're not cheap to run and would have high ticket prices.

Everyone in puroresu, male and female, are involved in BAHU's porn/construction company.

Clearly, this means Green Goblin is obscure early 90's Marvel villain Mirrorshade.

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Walter West...that is depressingly possible.

He's still only 31(in fact 1 day older than me) which is astonishing.

I don't know about that. Nine of the first ten had okay to good careers.

Maybe he had some off-site backups.

It's Tina's world, we just live in it.

Leaving out guys ruined by injuries, on that list it's probably safe to assume Kwame Brown is by far the biggest bust. I guess Joe Smith would be next depending on things.

Working backwards. Bennett's a failure so far, but who knows what he'll be in a few years. Davis is a success already. Irving is very good. Wall is fine. Griffin is very good. Rose would be great if he wasn't hurt. Oden's a miserable failure. Bargnani's a failure realistically. Bogut when healthy is good, but he's been hurt a lot. Howard's been good to great. Lebron is obvious. Yao Ming was great until he got hurt. Kwame Brown is a hilarious failure. Kenyon Martin could be considered a failure. Elton Brand had a solid career, but didn't pan out as a #1. Olowokandi was a miserable failure. Duncan has been amazing. Iverson was good to great. Joe Smith is a failure even after playing so long. Glenn Robinson was worth it until he got hurt. Webber was a very good player too. That's a pretty solid percentage overall of #1 overall picks. I guess that's about 6-8 failures out of 20 or so. That's about what you'd expect.

I'm not sure if Futon Critic screwed up, but this is re-listed as the 24th after originally being listed for the 10th of February. Could be a mini-break or something for whatever FX is planning on airing.

Go on Safari for Jabari.

The premiere did 1.91 million viewers last night, which is a high for the series. If they maintain a 1.5 or so it will match last year.

I prefer Archer, but I love them both. I also still love American Dad, just a tier below.

Since it now counts as off-season talk, it might as well be said the Saints outright said the final play was designed.

El Presidente has a nice ring to it.

I believe everything in the montage is future stuff. At least I hope it is.

If the surface was hard enough and the head actually hit the ground, one would figure it would injure both pretty badly.

Typical, um, Northwest/Rocky Mountain Coast Bias!

Wear knee and elbow pads or you'll pay for it later.

This is going to be a crazy-ass season.