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...dafuq was that?

Yet more burial.

Not that the whole argument as to whether Bryan does or doesn't sell merch or not isn't stupid, but "best selling" is code for "Here's what we're pushing hard now" on web retailers.

Pair Christian with a young guy they want to get some exposure (Justin Gabriel comes to mind) and have them feud with Regal/Barrett as a pair of dueling mentor/mentees.

I'd already gotten the outfit from a side quest, but

You didn't at least want to go with LA in your not-remotely-butthurt reply?

It's because they like crowds to actually be there at both the start and the end of the game for these things.

Team Hell No was a moderately stupid gimmick that worked because intense, pissed-off Bryan is best Bryan, and Kane actually does good comedy when he's got good material for it, and the Dr. Shelby skits somehow got the best writing WWE's ever had.

You're all watching this so I don't have to. I mean, I wouldn't anyway. I think I'd lose self-respect by the metric fucktonne, but I want you guys to know you're appreciated. Ish.

Done, though I'm really not sure anyone who sees it is gonna know what the hell it means without already having gotten to that mission.

I think the Roma comparison is going to be a poor one unless we find out that Axel is like the biggest d-bag in the locker room.

Roma's ceiling was average, and he rarely bumped up against that ceiling.

The thing with Heli Assault is to vary your tactics depending on whether you're firing rockets or machine guns. If it's guns, you can prioritize the enemies in the homie's path. If it's rockets, doing that means you're likely to blow your homie up, so prioritize the enemies approaching from the rear, since you need to get them before they close in, and wait for your homie to get around the car in front of them before blowing it up.

What's Mourinho got against Mata? He's only started him once out of three so far.

He's got one now. It looks to have literally been created a couple hours ago.

If this conversation were happening in Steelport, I would shoot both of you motherfuckers in the face.

I've come to a horrible realization. The McMahons and HHH have decided that what makes the storyline the A storyline is their presence. Bryan, Orton, and the WWE championship? They're the B story...

My personal demon among activities was Fraud, though I manged to start getting gold a lot once I said screw the "special" zones and just going onto the big highway that goes across the map.

I note you waited until full time unlike in the US/Bosnia match.

It doesn't hurt that he became a much better wrestler than he was when he first started in WWE And apropos of nothing in particular, this board got so much better.once I learned I could block signatures...

It was more important that he jobbed to Darren Young this week on Smackdown. I think it's telling that he did, though. WWE, for obvious reasons, wants to make Young look good. Given that it's Cesaro they chose to put him over, I think that speaks to their high opinion of his in-ring abilities.

A big enough sample, yes, but it's a bit self-selecting. Everyone had to agree to keep these boxes connected in perpetuity, meaning whatever percentage of people who had a problem doing that would go unrepresented. That sample can be partially (if not completely) examined by the books.

He'd turn around and sell it to WWE for $9-10M and pocket the profit. WCW had no value to anyone who didn't have the ability to get hours a week of wrestling on television. Jericho's point was just that it was let go too cheaply because Vince was the only buyer.