Death From Above

Oilers have signed Steve MacIntyre AKA that giant ogre dude who pummeled a Calgary player unconscious early in the year a few years back then basically we couldn't use him any more. Dallas Eakins: "I'm sure Mr.MacIntyre will help the other team keep their sticks down."

Joined a new league. Out first week. This game is still stupid.

The working world isn't exactly full of people up for the Nobel Peace Prize either. Role models are for children.

Poor, poor London fans.

Well true. I cannot see Ben still playing 5 years from now.

Favre was actually awesome once. Don't let that old man shit diminish that, as hard as it is.

Calling it should just link to audio of the HA HA kid on the Simpsons.

I blocked Damien Cox on twitter 5 minutes after I signed up for it. This sort of sums him up though. He can reach the low hanging fruit because it's close by for him but so what? BTW John Scott is a serious turd. That was pretty bad, up there with the dude that took a run at elbowing Taylor Hall in the face for no reason last night. Good for Kessel for trying to slash the fuck out of him, really.

The Steelers being fucking awful is great, but too bad it has to be against the Bears thus rendering it a completely joyless experience.

Now that you mention that I don't remember ever actually landing anything I flew when I played San Andreas unless I had to in a mission. I just assumed they gave me a parachute to save time.

Maybe it's a cosmic reflection of how we all feel every time the Jets get on TV?

I benched Brady for Eli Manning. I should be fired.

Chris Kluwe has been seriously raging all day on Twitter about that dude who drunk drove his car into a tree at 7 AM and is allowed to play while he gets ripped for being "a distraction" because he actually has a personality. He's pretty bitter about it, but he does have a point.

"Jacksonville Jaguars ‏@jaguars 1m MJD gets the #Jaguars on the board." Everything's fine now.

Texas/northern Mexico would be on my list of options.

So yeah the Colts don't give a shit about all that "Invincible 49ers" stuff. Hopefully this is a good game.

If Johnny Football goes to Cleveland I demand one of those internet countdown clocks to how long it will be until he has an "announcement" for his fans.

I am pretty sure he's actually one of the X-Men and this is his cover identity.

They don't even let you kick the ball in the NFL? Seriously are there any rules in this league that aren't completely awful?

Yeah that ball hit the ground. Right call. And this sequence is quickly summing up the Redskins in a nutshell isn't it?

Ok so RGIII's arm might be ok. Jesus that was like a 3 million yard pass.

If Eli actually is forced to play the fourth quarter and no one gets fired, the Giants should be ashamed of themselves.

Still catching up on the 2010's, nearly done with 2012 (for now). This was a shockingly good record for a band that has sort of done nothing in ages.

Is Daryl Richardson even playing for the Rams? Fuck, can't believe I had to start someone on the Rams in fantasy. Fuck me.

Say what you will about the Redskins, Alfred Morris is a really good RB.