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At least when TNA's new owners do their creative reboot they can bring in Hornswoggle as the person secretly booking the company like shit for twelve years.

Yeah, Black can make variations of KKBB for the rest of his career and I'd be happy.

This is a really sweet short doc about a blind wrestling fan/blogger whose best friend calls the matches at live events for him. http://www.rollingstone.com/sports/videos/watch-rudy-and-des-a-doc-about-a-friendship-formed-through-wrestling-20160505

Do wrestlers get a piece of the belt money if it's their name plate on it or they're the current champ?

I can't believe I haven't seen this before. He opened the floor up to questions then immediately started playing over them!

What a time to be alive. SquawkHallelujahWhoa

I kind of wish we could just skip to the inevitable Tatum and Hill Meet Frankenstein movie. Actually...21 Elm Street! I need to contact someone at Sony right now.

I'm kind of amused by them parodying the 80s standby of taking established properties and just making them children, but this really should have just been a cartoon about Vince's character at WWE headquarters. Of course, that would have been too close to home. Maybe they should have made it like that action figure line from the Attitude Era where Vince was Charlie and the wrestlers were his Angels taking on espionage and crime fighting missions.

Kalisto's lucky. Usually you have to pay a lot of money for a role play that complex.

http://www.theonion.com/article/disappointing-prince-vaults-found-contain-37000-ho-52853

Davey will never be the wrestler Terry Funk was, but he can retire as many times as him.

I winced all the way through the old guy recovering from prostate surgery putting the old guy recovering from a bender in a sharpshooter. Also, if they're going to rehash Montreal again, I better at least get Lil Naitch in one of Flair's robes getting his ass handed to him by Natty - Jim Ross be damned.

I feel like this whole thing was a vehicle for Vince to take ownership of the Cranky Vince persona.

Fade in Int. Secret Camera Footage - Night Rip, laying in a post coital, post sushi malaise next to someone else's wife, gives a monologue about the secret Samoan love child he wished he'd stayed in contact with. Then, he says some unkind things about other races...WHEN SUDDENLY...Zeus enters crashing through a wall! ZEUS (GRUNT WHISPER): Zeussssss...

It was all in service to get over Dean guys. The one big thing he was missing was that Jericho Rub.

I thought maybe Roman clipped it on the desk when he took the clothesline over the barricade.

Camp WWE...I'm laughing, but I'm not proud of myself.

It was scary seeing how shaken up the commentary team was. I actually felt a little better when they played the clip again a minute later because I don't think they would have gone back to it if Enzo wasn't at least responsive.

I remember a lot of video stores having "Special Interest" sections that were about 8 feet of workout tapes, wrestling PPVs, foreign films, and Foxy Boxing. There'd be Body By Jake next to Starrcade next to The 400 Blows. It was usually right next to where the partition for the porn room started.

That's a great series. I'm pretty sure I have all of them packed away somewhere.

It's tongue-in-cheek and still one of the sexiest songs ever.

The only way to get me interested in that concept is if Jason Mantzoukas was Buck and he was playing it exactly like Rafi from The League.

I mean, a poster of this is pretty stupid.

I wouldn't be shocked if Kevin Smith ends up directing the Flash. WB apparently loved the episode of the Flash series he directed, and he had a pitch meeting with them for a secret project last week. Outside of a DCU movie, the only other thing I could see them doing with him is adapting one of his comics for an animated release.